"Come back guys, it was the chili I ate last night. I won't do it again."

KChiki in Bunny Ears 128,392 98
04/03/2009 01:33 PM

 "42 go in, only 1 comes out."

Jolson - wtf?! 16,163 11
04/03/2009 01:50 PM

Even birds get the sharts.

Gonzo 20,522 17
04/03/2009 02:42 PM

"Get offa my Fracking lawn, ya Gods-damned kids!"

or...

"Even when we wuz growin' up around the old neighborhood, we always knew there wus something different about little Festizio..."

Chit 178,781 15
04/03/2009 03:05 PM

 The other pigeons were relentless after they learned of the wing clipping incident. 

Gonzo 20,522 17
04/03/2009 03:07 PM

"Awww... c'mon guys!  D & D is fun.  Just try one game!"

Max Coolbody 183 6
04/03/2009 03:14 PM

 "Lenny, did you just eat that pill the little kid gave you?  Lenny?  .... OH MY GOD HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!!!!!!"

KChiki in Bunny Ears 128,392 98
04/03/2009 03:22 PM

 "FLY my Hawk-Men! Today we do battle with the geese of yonder pond! WE SHALL PREVAIL!"

Pants 14,252 17
04/03/2009 05:32 PM

Where in the hell is the Frost-ing maha button.

Damn you John Hargrave.  Damn you to hell.

Rock Lobster is Laying an Egg 18,570 33
04/03/2009 05:49 PM

Taliban Pidgeon.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
04/03/2009 08:55 PM

Queefing is too funny!

Pants 14,252 17
04/03/2009 09:06 PM

You forgot about tasty.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/04/2009 06:13 AM

"Toe-may-toe."

Parameter Random Access Mullet 80,728 42
04/04/2009 09:47 AM

He's walking because he's full of rice and about to explode.

Taco Murderface Murderface 61,976 36
04/04/2009 05:32 PM

Queefing is too funny!

Can quoting South Park and/or Family Guy and passing it off as your own material be a bannable offense?

peoriagrace 6,166 11
04/04/2009 06:04 PM

Only if Quoting anybody else in the universe is also reason for a ban. I never said it was original; I just think it's hilarious.

Chix is in da house 286,601 61
04/04/2009 10:21 PM

Yes, I fully admit to voting for Obama.  So what?

Chix is in da house 286,601 61
04/04/2009 10:22 PM

Ah, HAHAHAHAHAHHA AHAH AHAHAHA AHAH AHA HAHAHAHAH AH AHAHAHAHA HAHA HAHAHAH AHA.

I pretty much know I'm the only one here gonna laugh at that.

Pudding Pops the Rhymenocerus 1,379 9
04/04/2009 11:50 PM

"God damnit. Which Frost-ing human left their gum on the ground again?"

Parameter Random Access Mullet 80,728 42
04/05/2009 09:01 AM

Can quoting South Park and/or Family Guy and passing it off as your own material be a bannable offense?

I love you, South Park.

MungChamp 35,891 35
04/05/2009 11:02 AM

"What, I just took a little antacid for my indigest..........ohhh.............Shakespeare..."

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
04/05/2009 12:36 PM

Hey guys, I read the funniest thing on Zug the other day....

Thud 68,506 19
04/05/2009 06:11 PM

"...and don't come back!"

Dougie 59 5
04/10/2009 05:04 PM

"Oh for the love of.....he's peeking!  Start counting again Bill, and keep you goddam eyes closed this time!"