Why my icon is the bestest
An idea challenge
by UnderPeep 101,398 77 04/09/2009 09:14 AM 511 views
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Ditdah wrote in another thread - Why do the majority of the big-eyed-girl posts (with the exception of Undies ) make my eyes bleed ?
I've been thinking of changing my icon for a while now, as the retard ratio for the anime chick seems to be constantly increasing. I'm currently accepting applications from mugs, steaks and sporks, but I'll also consider others if my mood is right - teh ded kitteh is so Qt!
So Gabbers, explain to me, why you chose the icon you are currently using, and why it is superior to the other options available. The icon(s) with the total most combined votes in this thread will become mine for a month at least, and I'll also let the winner(s) chose my tagline for that time period.
Meaning, if multiple tooth icons post a lot of funny, their votes will be combined to win over one hilarious post by a single alien. Custom icons are welcome to post, though you'll have the dubious honor of making me cry if you end up winning.
Um, the end of the contest is this time next week, April 16th.
You can also campaign to have me NOT choose your icon, if you like hate me America yourself.
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Hilarious
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Lobster with a side of Matzoh 18,570 33
04/09/2009 09:20 AM
Just know that wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right behind you, following your every move. My minions will follow, and you will never escape the Movement of the Big-Eyed Girl/ Spork/ Ham/ Buttplug/ Whatever.
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Lobster with a side of Matzoh 18,570 33
04/09/2009 09:29 AM
Your current icon is the bestest, Undies. Look at how many people worship you*.
*Who cares if they're a bunch of tards?
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UnderPeep 101,398 77
04/09/2009 09:29 AM
Just know that wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right behind you, following your every move. My minions will follow, and you will never escape the Movement of the Big-Eyed Girl/ Spork/ Ham/ Buttplug/ Whatever.
Aren't you like 8 months pregnant by now? I could easily escape you.
Also, I'm not worried about your minions. I won the award this year. I'm not making this up - I got it this weekend.

(Those aren't my hands - that was last year's winner.)
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Ravos, A-boi-oi-oing! 63,472 21
04/09/2009 09:32 AM
Also, I'm not worried about your minions.
She has none yet, but she can keep popping them out every 9 months. Give it 5 years and you may be overwhelmed with minions!
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Lobster with a side of Matzoh 18,570 33 loads rhinocerous tranquilizer into her gun
04/09/2009 09:35 AM
Aren't you like 8 months pregnant by now? I could easily escape you.
Yes, but you could never escape this big guy.
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Nachos 57,521 23
04/09/2009 09:54 AM
I feel excluded from this competition.
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Lobster with a side of Matzoh 18,570 33
04/09/2009 10:15 AM
Why My Icon is the Bestest
It looks just like me!



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Chance 171,275 14
04/09/2009 10:29 AM
My icon is the best cause it was very expensive.
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Juan: Animal Collectivist 1,173 5
04/09/2009 10:45 AM
It looks just like me!

Has anyone ever told you that you bear an uncanny resemblance to Mel from Flight of the Conchords?
I chose my icon because there didn't seem to be an overabundance of tards using it. Basically, I saw a niche and I filled it.
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Chance 171,275 14
04/09/2009 10:59 AM
MEL! HAHAHAHAHA! I never realized that before. Frost-ing awesome.
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KChiki in Bunny Ears 128,392 98
04/09/2009 10:59 AM
The mug is the best because it's beer!
Or grog.
Or, umm...turpentine? I'm not sure.
Whatever! It's a mug full of something and it makes you want to drink it, even though it might kill you instantly!
Oooooo, danger!!!
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
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xentar 473 7
04/09/2009 11:21 AM
It's not "the bestest", it's "the very most bestest".
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xentar 473 7
04/09/2009 11:24 AM
And, well, on the topic: I chose my icon because that's what I am: a piece of meat...
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TheFoye 55,700 16
04/09/2009 11:25 AM
I used to be the big purple penis but then I showed my real penis and everyone knew that it wasn't really purple so I changed to the mug.
Then I turned off the option to see icons.
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Millie 116,988 28
04/09/2009 11:42 AM
I can't really advocate for my icon. I liked the friendly black lady icon that I used to have. But the new one looks too manic and not laid back, so I switched. The sad devil conveys my mood better most of the time. But I'm not really sold on him.
When I first came here, I had the dead cat. But then some morons with M names were using it and people kept thinking they were me, so I switched to the black lady.
I do agree that the anime girl icon has been tainted. I think you need to win a few more contests so you can pay for your own icon.
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5 votes
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KChiki in Bunny Ears 128,392 98
04/09/2009 01:30 PM
There you go. The Foye! has the mug. Game over.
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peoriagrace 6,166 11
04/09/2009 01:41 PM
I used to use the big eyed girl cause she had dark hair and wore braids like me.
I picked the dead cat as it reminds me of bill the cat.
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Anh is here. 11,158 14
04/09/2009 01:43 PM
I chose the spoon because it was innocuous yet frought with innuendo. I've kept the spork because I like to eat liquidy foods that requires a bit of stabbing like eel soup.
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Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/09/2009 01:53 PM
 
Hmmmmm.
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Wino Willie McManus 186,130 44
04/09/2009 02:43 PM
Undies ought to have a custom icon.
How much does one cost?
I'll throw in the first $25. Anyone else?
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Chuckleworthy
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Test Tube Baby Bunnies 828 5
04/09/2009 02:51 PM
Thank you for making me laugh again regarding the avatar.
Anybody that gets their panties in a bunch needs more than a different icon.
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Ravos, A-boi-oi-oing! 63,472 21
04/09/2009 02:52 PM
Couldn't John just make a contest where the prize is a custom icon? Since undies wins everything anyway, then she could have one.
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Test Tube Baby Bunnies 828 5
04/09/2009 02:53 PM
Go get your custom icon and STFU. WTF ?
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D.B. Cooper 1,800 12
04/09/2009 03:06 PM

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Chance 171,275 14
04/09/2009 03:16 PM
Go get your custom icon and STFU. WTF ?
Who the Frost are you talking to?
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Ravos, A-boi-oi-oing! 63,472 21
04/09/2009 03:22 PM
Anybody that gets their panties in a bunch needs more than a different icon.
Are you implying we need a new undies?
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Test Tube Baby Bunnies 828 5
04/09/2009 03:23 PM
You know who I'm talking to and it's not you. This is an A and B conversation so see
your way out. Now go find someone else to pester since this has nothing to do with you.
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Pants 14,252 17
04/09/2009 03:34 PM
You know who I'm talking to and it's not you. This is an A and B conversation so see your way out. Now go find someone else to pester since this has nothing to do with you.
Whew. That was a close one. I thought for sure there going to be an insult in there.
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Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/09/2009 03:37 PM
Go get your custom icon and STFU. WTF ?
Who the Frost are you talking to?
You know who I'm talking to and it's not you. This is an A and B conversation so see
your way out. Now go find someone else to pester since this has nothing to do with you.
Chick fight!
I got 5 bucks on Chance.
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Chance 171,275 14
04/09/2009 03:41 PM
You know who I'm talking to and it's not you. This is an A and B conversation so see your way out. Now go find someone else to pester since this has nothing to do with you.
No conversation here is an A and B conversation, you Frost-ing Carroll. This has everything to do with me if youre trying to insult Undies. It aint happening. Go take your dumbass schtick somewhere else if you have a problem with me commenting on your posts. Now just calm down and suck Lobsters ass some more as that seems to be getting you your auto clicks that make you feel oh soooo accepted.
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Chuckleworthy
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Test Tube Baby Bunnies 828 5 punches Chance in the face knocking her out
04/09/2009 03:52 PM
I told you once this is none of your business and i did not stutter.
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Chance 171,275 14
04/09/2009 03:53 PM
Oh yeah, that works real well. Youre an idiot.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
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Lobster with a side of Matzoh 18,570 33
04/09/2009 03:56 PM
 
Hmmmmm
Who the hell is the picture on the left, and why are you comparing us?
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Ditdah 123,110 14
04/09/2009 03:57 PM
I used to be the alien because I stole it from Chickens. I said it was to piss him off, since he didn't want anyone else using it, but most likely it was because I was stalking him.
Prior to that I was the spoon, and I chose it for some reason that had to do with BIG, but I don't remember what.
Originally I was the mug, because I thought it was beer. When the new icons took over, I went back to the mug, because the new alien scares me.
But I'm tired of it. I'm going to change.
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Ditdah 123,110 14
04/09/2009 04:00 PM
None of them seem to fit. But I'll try this one for a while. I feel like I'm watching you all.
And the things I see scare me.
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Millie 116,988 28
04/09/2009 04:07 PM
I like the mug for you, Ditdah, because I know you like to drink. A lot.
Also, people, haven't you figured out you cannot have coherent conversations in a challenge thread? DUH.
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Test Tube Baby Bunnies 828 5 gives Chance a box of Twinkies
04/09/2009 04:19 PM
Give it a rest OK ?
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Lobster with a side of Matzoh 18,570 33
04/09/2009 04:23 PM
I love this game! I'm prety sure I'm winning too.
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KChiki in Bunny Ears 128,392 98
04/09/2009 04:31 PM
Dit! You're giving up on the mug-crew?? Do you not LOVE us anymore??
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UnderPeep 101,398 77
04/09/2009 04:32 PM
You know who I'm talking to and it's not you. This is an A and B conversation so see your way out. Now go find someone else to pester since this has nothing to do with you.
No conversation here is an A and B conversation, you Frost-ing Carroll. This has everything to do with me if youre trying to insult Undies. It aint happening. Go take your dumbass schtick somewhere else if you have a problem with me commenting on your posts. Now just calm down and suck Lobsters ass some more as that seems to be getting you your auto clicks that make you feel oh soooo accepted.
Chance just hasn't been the same since she caught the herp from Donnie Wahlberg.
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Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/09/2009 04:40 PM
You know who I'm talking to and it's not you. This is an A and B conversation so see your way out. Now go find someone else to pester since this has nothing to do with you.
No conversation here is an A and B conversation, you Frost-ing Carroll. This has everything to do with me if youre trying to insult Undies. It aint happening. Go take your dumbass schtick somewhere else if you have a problem with me commenting on your posts. Now just calm down and suck Lobsters ass some more as that seems to be getting you your auto clicks that make you feel oh soooo accepted.
So who's paying me my five bucks?
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Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/09/2009 05:09 PM
Chance just hasn't been the same since she caught the herp from Donnie Wahlberg.
I thought she hasn't been the same since Donnie Wahlberg wouldn't give her the herp?
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Chit 178,781 15
04/09/2009 05:44 PM
KChiki makes a compelling argument!!
*I Like Beer*
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Chit 178,781 15
04/09/2009 05:45 PM
And DB Cooper, that's some of the best work I've ever seen.
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Pants 14,252 17
04/09/2009 05:56 PM
Under, you should either pick the nose, for obvious reasons, or the Jackhammer Jesus. I believe either one would suit you.
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Just plain Jeeni 47,795 51
04/09/2009 05:57 PM
I used to have the dead cat before this one, because dead cats are funny... until your own pet cat dies. sigh.
My icon is great because it looks like an old lady with completely bloodshot eyes. I plan on growing into that look.
Undies, you must get your own personal icon. This thread should really be about what kind of custom picture you're going to get.
I'd say a pair of sexy bikini underpants ~ but with a Shakespeare-stain onion sliver in 'em. Yup! That's my vote.
Good luck with whatever you do!
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Pants 14,252 17
04/09/2009 06:16 PM
I agree with Jeeni; you should get a custom icon of some lacy pants that were wadded up and thrown in a corner or around the legs of some fine ass woman on the can.
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Chit 178,781 15
04/09/2009 06:24 PM
This thread should really be about what kind of custom picture you're going to get.
A Penguin in a G-String...contest over!
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Chit 178,781 15
04/09/2009 06:26 PM
Yikes!! I almost forgot to switch back to the dookey pile.
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Thud 68,506 19
04/09/2009 06:29 PM
I ran with the can until I got this lovely green thing. How did I pick it? I told Al what I wanted and he drew it. I like it and it creeped some people out, so two big points in it's favor.
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Chit 178,781 15
04/09/2009 06:47 PM
I like it and it creeped some people out
For a snake, it's got that whole "Snidely Whiplash" thing going for it.

Who doesn't love Snidely Whiplash?
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UnderPeep 101,398 77
04/09/2009 06:56 PM
This thread should really be about what kind of custom picture you're going to get.
Gah. I already have an icon that Al drew for me, though at the moment I can't locate it. This is the mockup I gave him as an idea.:

His version was much better, for sure!
I'll never have the $300 to make it official on here, however. Every time I win a contest and plan to buy an icon, I end up having to spend it on heat for my house, or I've won a basket of vibrators, which aren't as easy to trade for cash as you might think. Thanks and clickies to Whistler though!
So far it looks like I'm going to be stuck with the anime girl. This is not going as planned.
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Chit 178,781 15
04/09/2009 07:00 PM
I've won a basket of vibrators, which aren't as easy to trade for cash as you might think.
Watch the offers come pouring in NOW!!!
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Colored Egg Shell 77,143 25
04/09/2009 07:02 PM
I've won a basket of vibrators, which aren't as easy to trade for cash as you might think
Who knows? You could start your own "Rent A Dildo" site.
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Colored Egg Shell 77,143 25
04/09/2009 07:10 PM
This thread hurted my eyes.
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UnderPeep 101,398 77
04/09/2009 07:11 PM
I've won a basket of vibrators, which aren't as easy to trade for cash as you might think.
Watch the offers come pouring in NOW!!!
Heh. I'm willing to part with the Accomodator and the Clone a Willy Kit (both new). The rest, uh, well...yeah.
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Test Tube Baby Bunnies 828 5
04/09/2009 07:19 PM
Would anyone mind telling me why it costs $300 for an icon ?
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Chit 178,781 15
04/09/2009 07:25 PM
Wow, The Accommodator would definitely solve my Jay Leno envy problem.
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Chit 178,781 15
04/09/2009 07:26 PM
Would anyone mind telling me why it costs $300 for an icon ?
Because $400 would just be robrery!
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Test Tube Baby Bunnies 828 5
04/09/2009 07:28 PM
Chit, I think $300 is robbery. And you dint answer my question sir.
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Ditdah 123,110 14
04/09/2009 07:29 PM
Ok, because I got yelled at, I went back to the mug. Plus, I don't want Millie or KChiki mad at me.
Although I could probably take 'em in a fight.
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Ditdah 123,110 14
04/09/2009 07:32 PM
Would anyone mind telling me why it costs $300 for an icon ?
Because giving them away for free doesn't make them special. If you really want one, you'll fork over the $300 to help the site, and get a nifty Al-drawring in thanks. And then John can afford to feed the hampster and keep the site running.
(The hampster likes filet and champagne.)
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Ditdah 123,110 14
04/09/2009 07:35 PM
Chit, I think $300 is robbery.
Well, that's why there is a large selection of free ones avaliable to you.
Now, someone bump this to the middle of the page somewhere so it looks like I'm talking about vibrators. FUN WITH THREAD SORTING!
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Test Tube Baby Bunnies 828 5
04/09/2009 07:40 PM
Thank you Ditdah. Gee I thought my animals were spoiled. Zug's hampsters are probably union.
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Thud 68,506 19
04/09/2009 08:39 PM
Would anyone mind telling me why it costs $300 for an icon ?
Short answer - Al don't work cheap.
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Sippin Straw 98,019 37
04/09/2009 08:58 PM
UGH!! I hate it when the order gets mixed up. I'm reading this thread for the first time and I have no idea who is a minion and who is a Carroll, though I do know who needs a custom icon (Undies), who not to mess with (Chance) and who is 8 months pregnant (someone who isn't me, wooo!!!!)
Anyway, I switched from Darth to the eye because I likes pretty green eyes.
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cihkcen npiples 2,207 7
04/09/2009 09:47 PM
Well.. much like your icon, mine makes it look like everything I say is a question?
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Dianada 57,835 109
04/09/2009 11:14 PM
Nobody who still posts uses the roach anymore. Before I got my fuzzy little ferret icon, it's what I used. Based on the rules of your competition though, since nobody else uses it it won't win. So suck it, Undies! I have a custom icon and you don't! Ha!
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UnderPeep 101,398 77
04/10/2009 07:56 AM
Under, you should either pick the nose, for obvious reasons
Wait, what is obvious about the nose? My nose is cute! Also, I don't smell bad. Even my onion slivers are shiny. Please to be explaining!
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MungChamp 35,891 35
04/10/2009 08:20 AM
I hate coming into threads late. I have no idea what is going on and it doesn't make any sense. So I will just assume this is, yet, another lobster thread.
 
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KChiki in Bunny Ears 128,392 98
04/10/2009 08:38 AM
Plus, I don't want Millie or KChiki mad at me. Although I could probably take 'em in a fight.
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
Oooo! Did you see that? This thread just became about sex!
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Bill the Holy Zombie 53,270 54
04/10/2009 08:41 AM
Plus, I don't want Millie or KChiki mad at me. Although I could probably take 'em in a fight.
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
Oooo! Did you see that? This thread just became about sex!
If the fight was in mud or jello, it could be about both.
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KChiki in Bunny Ears 128,392 98
04/10/2009 08:44 AM
MUG!!!
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Fratberry 283,028 53
04/10/2009 10:19 AM
I have no idea why I chose this icon.
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Chance 171,275 14
04/10/2009 10:39 AM
Oh! I'll wrestle you in tapioca pudding and we could actually make this happen as we live nearby.
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Test Tube Baby Bunnies 828 5
04/10/2009 03:32 PM
auto clicks that make you feel soooo accepted
Receiving or not receiving orbs is something i care nothing about.
It's a bit like a popularity contest and that smacks of elementary school.
Sorry to disappoint but that's the way I roll. The things that get my attention
are my husband, my family members and my animals. If you can figure
out a way to Frost with any of those then you would be able to hit me where
it hurts. I would highly advise you not to but if you choose to then you
might want to make sure your final affairs are in order. That is all.
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Pants 14,252 17
04/10/2009 03:36 PM
I would highly advise you not to but if you choose to then you
might want to make sure your final affairs are in order. That is all.
Everyone is so damn tough while they are behind a monitor.
Test, I advise you, as your online lawyer, to either degrade them with humor or ignore them because I knows you ain't no tough.
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Test Tube Baby Bunnies 828 5
04/10/2009 03:46 PM
Oh come on Pants I'm only nasty to the ones who start it first.
Are you sure I'm not that tough ? Apparently you haven't been
with us when we go hog hunting. How many woman shoot high
powered rifles and go after beasts that could kill them ?
On the other hand I would prefer not to be nasty at all here
but if you'll please go back and reread the posts you will see that
I did not throw the first punch. It's the ones who are the nasty
dispositioned women who are either territorial or some other
malfunction. I put them in the Messy, Toxic, Negative, Poisanous
category and as a nurse working in a mostly female field it can
get oh so ugly. Thank you for the advise. You're a good man.
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Bill the Holy Zombie 53,270 54
04/10/2009 03:51 PM
The things that get my attention
are my husband, my family members and my animals.
So what you're saying is, if I find out where you live, kill your husband, Frost your animals and sell your family into slavery, you might get mad?
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Test Tube Baby Bunnies 828 5
04/10/2009 04:07 PM
Bill you might have a valid point. You're one of the few I'll take any crap off of.
But hey I offered to help you with disposing with the dead hooker so you probably
won't be wanting to do any of those things that you speak of.
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Millie 116,988 28
04/10/2009 07:04 PM
Chit, I think $300 is robbery.
Well, now I'm pissed off. An original drawing by Al is definitely worth $300 bucks. One thing I can't stand is people who complain about the price of art.
Who the hell are you to say what the value of something like that is?
No one is forcing you to pay for it, so keep your opinions about what you think it's worth to yourself. I happen to like Al's work, and if I had the money, I would pay for the privilege of having one of his creations identifying me.
O.K., so does this rant make me messy, toxic, negative or poisanous (sic)?
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UnderPeep 101,398 77
04/10/2009 08:20 PM
The sad devil conveys my mood better most of the time. But I'm not really sold on him.
I just noticed he has a few hairs growing out of his chin. I think he's a good representation of me in that regard.
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Millie 116,988 28
04/10/2009 10:30 PM
Undies, I have a mini-epilady thing I use on my chin..
It hurts a little the first time, but works better than waxing because the hair doesn't have to be that long. And, much like with waxing, the nerve endings die after a while and you don't feel the hairs being ripped out by the roots.
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Strangely Cromulent Bikini 62,262 18
04/11/2009 07:24 AM
Bah, I wasn't going to post cause this thread has gotten long and confusing, but only one steak has posted and not one of the cool ones! I will stand up for my icon!
I switched from the pig to the steak (except at Christmas) because, um. . . I'm not sure why. So, I don't have a very convincing argument. But it is all thick and juicy and you know you love the meat, Undies. . . Join us!
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Pasty Rancid Animatin' Masturbator 80,728 42
04/11/2009 12:06 PM
Well, now I'm pissed off. An original drawing by Al is definitely worth $300 bucks. One thing I can't stand is people who complain about the price of art.
Why is art so Frost-ing expensive? It's Shakespeare. It's all Shakespeare. Shakespeare, Shakespeare, Shakespeare Shakespeare. and piss. The piss is what gets me.
Seriously, though- if someone took a dumperoni pizza on a canvas, that would not be art. I think WAAAAAY too many artists are making it under the fence. They're totally breaching the border between good taste and Mexico.
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Pasty Rancid Animatin' Masturbator 80,728 42
04/11/2009 01:09 PM
It looks just like me!
What, a skull with flesh on it?
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Pasty Rancid Animatin' Masturbator 80,728 42 has an out-of-body-experience as he watches his own ass get kicked
04/11/2009 01:10 PM
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Millie 116,988 28
04/11/2009 09:04 PM
Why is art so Frost-ing expensive?
The market sets the price. If someone wants to pay $30 million for a painting, it's worth $30 million. It's all about marketing, Pram. Didn't you ever read "The Emperor's New Clothes?"
That having been said, I still think $300 is a bargain for Al's work.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
04/11/2009 09:49 PM
Undies ought to have a custom icon...I'll throw in the first $25. Anyone else?
Hell, yes, Steamboat. I'm in on that. At work, they ask me to kick in a hunnerd bucks to buy a brick for the children's hospital. What am I, Ollie?
But to own a piece of Undies? Now you're talkin'.
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Chit 178,781 15
04/11/2009 09:56 PM
Would anyone mind telling me why it costs $300 for an icon ?
Because $400 would just be robrery!
Let it be known that I meant no disrespect to Al or any other artist for that matter.
I was just trying to generate a a quick witty comeback to the $300 comment above.
It seems that I only succeeded with being quick. (that's what she said)
I am also well aware that the word "robbery" has two "b's" in it. I was sure I went back and corrected it on preview.
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Just plain Jeeni 47,795 51
04/12/2009 03:09 AM
but "robrery" sounds so much funnier. Like the word "gub".
I didn't see that as disrespectful, and I'm an artist, so you should be clear.
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Chance will boil your bunny 171,275 14
04/12/2009 10:03 AM
Haha, its funny when someone trys to continue a spat I ended days ago.
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Just plain Jeeni 47,795 51
04/12/2009 11:53 AM
Haha, its funny when someone trys to continue a spat I ended days ago.
Hi Chance! Are you still keeping busy at work?
This thread really is a mess, huh? It's too much like a conversation, but scrambled because of the challenge format.
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Chance will boil your bunny 171,275 14
04/12/2009 04:40 PM
Hey Jeeni! So true, could be confusing to some. Yeah works a mess, a hot mess....but i dont have to worry about it much longer!
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Lobster with a side of Matzoh 18,570 33
04/13/2009 12:53 PM
So, three days until the contest is over. Am I still winning? I'm pretty sure you're stuck with the big-eyed girl Undies. But I don't mind. Wherever you go, I'll follow. Because I'm in love with you, and I want to wear your skin as a helmet.
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Cream Cheese Lobster Dumplings 18,570 33
04/14/2009 03:58 PM
You can change your name, Undies, and hair color, but you can never change your icon.
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Side-splitting
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UnderWhere? 101,398 77
04/16/2009 05:33 AM
I forgot about this yesterday, so I went through and counted up all the votes this morning.
dead cat - 3
tooth - 6
eye - 7
steak - 8
sperm - 10
ornament - 11
spork - 12
devil - 12
asian - 16
alien - 21
custom - 23
anime girl - 28
poop - 29
mug - 32
I didn't include my own posts in the anime girl total. I find it interesting that the dead cat is dead last, and that I was almost a pile of Shakespeare. But I get to be a mug for a month. Whoo!
But wait - a few of the mug votes were garnered because of Chit (our resident dookey pile) switching for a bit. Because I don't want to see the mug crew - Kchicka & Ditdah & The Foye & Dogs - fighting over a new tagline for me, I'm going to let Chit pick which icon I'll be using and my new descriptor.
Hurray for Chit!
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KChiki needs a witty tagline... 128,392 98
04/16/2009 07:54 AM
Awesome. Chit, don't make Undies be the poop!
Also, my vote for tagline would be "A nice frothy mug of Undies"!
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Ravos, A-boi-oi-oing! 63,472 21
04/16/2009 08:01 AM
What aboot Underpoop? for a new tagline?
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Ravos, A-boi-oi-oing! 63,472 21
04/16/2009 08:34 AM
My icon brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like "Its better than yours"
Damn right its better than yours
I could teach you but I'd have to charge.
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Chit 178,781 15
04/16/2009 10:36 AM
Well I'm not anxious to stir up any Chit over this either, and I'm honored to be the one to decide, but Undies shouldn't have to sport the dookey pile unless there was a nice shiny sliver of onion added to it, so why not have a "Nice Frothy Mug of Undies" as KChiki suggested.
Plus...for some odd reason, that line sort of arouses me. Must be the frothy part... or the fact that I'm getting old and things in liquid form are becoming more and more appealing to me.
Congrats Undies...Enjoy your new icon, and the real winner here was ZuG...cause this was one of the more fun threads in a while...even with the bickering...and the fact that it hurted a few innocent GABber's eyes.
PS. And I think that this was one instance where MOST of the inline images really added to the fun.
(just my opinion)
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Chit 178,781 15
04/16/2009 10:44 AM
Too funny...
I was just scrolling up the thread and passing out some clickies, when I came to the mug and the comment, "And DB Cooper, that's some of the best work I've ever seen." and I thought to myself, "No Shakespeare!! Me too." remembering the photoshopped photo, and went to give the mug owner their deserved 5 orbs, only to learn that, YOU STILL CAN'T CLICK YOURSELF!
The mug really threw me off there.
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A nice frothy mug of Undies 101,398 77
04/16/2009 11:29 AM
Undies shouldn't have to sport the dookey pile unless there was a nice shiny sliver of onion added to it
My onion sliver was in my panties, but I don't think that really improves the mental picture much.
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A nice frothy mug of Undies 101,398 77
04/16/2009 11:30 AM
Oh.My.God. I have no idea who the hell I am anymore. This is really, really strange.
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KChiki needs a witty tagline... 128,392 98
04/16/2009 12:12 PM
Yay! Embrace it, dear Underwhere.
Oh, and don't forget to rinse it out or it'll get mildewy.
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Cream Cheese Lobster Dumplings 18,570 33
04/16/2009 04:13 PM
I warned you, Undies. Now you're causing the cataclysm of doom..... or something witty and dangerous.
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