Sex Ed has seriously changed since I was in school.

TomServo 3,759 7
04/09/2009 09:51 AM

Thats pretty much how I remember it.

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
04/09/2009 09:56 AM

It was a moment that changed young Sir Mix-a-Lot's life forever.

cihkcen npiples 2,207 7
04/09/2009 09:32 PM

We must destroy the sea of children with our stunning poop shoots!

...got nuthin'

Pubah 56,813 18 In his best Dr Ruth voice
04/09/2009 09:46 PM

"Class, this is called the "Doggie" position...the vagina is the part that looks like a camel's toe.  Insert your penis and move rhythmicly until she passes out".

Redwing 3,887 30
04/09/2009 09:52 PM

"Hell yeah, this is way better than those old musty National Geographic magazines in the library!"

Pubah 56,813 18
04/09/2009 09:56 PM

So YOU'RE the one who stuck the pages together!

Redwing 3,887 30
04/09/2009 10:07 PM

"So YOU'RE the one who stuck the pages together!"

Hey, it's a dirty job but someones gotta do it.

Pubah 56,813 18
04/09/2009 11:22 PM

Un-stickin em is much more disgusting...

Trust me, Red Wing...MUCH more disgusting. 

Test Tube Baby Bunnies 828 5
04/10/2009 12:21 AM

Somebody's gonna get splinters in their knees.  Ouch !

BC Bud 13,792 15
04/10/2009 12:29 AM

Thats just the proctology booth at the career fair...

xentar 473 7
04/10/2009 02:05 AM

Look at those kids' faces. Is this a screenshot from 'Alien 5'?

Chit 178,781 15
04/10/2009 02:09 AM

If you get close enough...you can hear the ocean. 

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
04/10/2009 07:15 AM

If you get close enough...you can hear the ocean.

...and smell it too.

Pubah 56,813 18
04/10/2009 07:16 AM

But one slip of the tongue and you're in deep Shakespeare!

Trae Spawn On Board 156,790 17
04/10/2009 07:21 AM

Somebody's gonna get splinters in their knees.  Ouch !

Nah, I'm sure the callouses from the rug burn protect the knees quite nicely.

Pasty Rancid Animatin' Masturbator 80,728 42
04/10/2009 10:41 AM

The one in the middle is showing off her virginity.

Chicken McNipples 2,207 7
04/10/2009 07:25 PM

The day the second kid from the left realized he's gay.

Pants 14,252 17
04/10/2009 07:37 PM

All the boys except the gay ones are acting essentially the same.  The ones up front with their crotches rammed against the stage are either the future porn stars or sex offenders of the class.

The dumb girls in the crowd are the ones pointing and laughing while their more intelligent counter parts are disgusted and trying to determine who to strike and when.

Dougie 59 5
04/11/2009 11:35 AM

The exotic re-enactment of the D-Day landings proved to be a huge success.

Sully 605 9
04/17/2009 09:21 AM

I see London. I see France. I see all the way to that lady's uterus.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/17/2009 09:30 AM

Damnit. I thought this thread was going to be about Canada's fabulous musical export, Crash Test Dummies.

Dead Robot Caliente 67,630 16
04/17/2009 09:51 AM

Mrs Alexander Graham Bell introduces the electrocommunicator telephonic device to hordes of savages.

Dead Robot Caliente 67,630 16
04/17/2009 09:51 AM

And on a side note: the two kids just right of centre made me laugh without caption.

Ravos, A-boi-oi-oing! 63,472 21
04/17/2009 02:02 PM

I'll take the prize behind door #2!

Ravos, A-boi-oi-oing! 63,472 21
04/17/2009 02:03 PM

Hmmmm....cavernous.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
04/17/2009 02:05 PM

"HEY, TOMMY, YOU CAN SEE HER HOO-HOO!

Hey, Tommy, you can see her hoo-hoo!

Hey, Tommy, you can see her hoo-hoo!"

guineapig613 51 6
04/17/2009 08:38 PM

 Every young boy's dream

yekejem 0 4
04/23/2009 04:14 AM

Oooops I did it again...

Sakon 595 9
04/25/2009 01:50 PM

For cheesy ass shaking dance and lip almost synced song:


insert quarters: ^ here
.....................and v here

CupidDating 2 4
05/02/2009 09:05 PM

Hey Tommy!! What the hell is that string for?

Butt Face Chicken McNugget 129 5
05/03/2009 02:55 PM

"Contestant #5 in this year's pageant shows how she likes to give back to the comunity, especially the children."

ahoot 0 4
05/03/2009 08:50 PM

"I don't understand why they can't use cups like the other mums"

ahoot 0 4
05/03/2009 08:51 PM

"I don't understand why they can't use cups like the other bums"

Corby Hashburn 11 3
05/28/2009 11:34 PM

So this is what the Orlando Magic's dancers do in the off season.

redrockriot 71 5
06/01/2009 07:47 PM

The "Floss your Teeth" program at school was a huge success this year.