Ok Jeff Foxworthy can sue me but I love this premise.

 You might be a.... redneck/white trash/ ghetto trash / gay / slut / geek , etc..   if .....

only rule...originals only

I'll start it off.

 If your conception story involves a port-a-potty at the state fair,  you might be white trash.

If you've ever used Kool-Aid intead of milk in your breakfast cereal, you might be ghetto.

If the first think you do after having sex is open the car door, you might be a slut.

If an episode of Battlestar Galactica changed your life,  you might be a geek.

If you spend more than six hours a day on Zug Live, you I need help.

Aaaaaaannnd go..

Bill the Holy Zombie 53,270 54
04/10/2009 10:44 AM

You might be an idiot.......if you transpose how you wrote your title and how you wrote the stuff in your thread.

Gonzo 20,522 17
04/10/2009 10:54 AM

You might be a dipShakespeare if... well... yeah... nevermind.  You're just a dipShakespeare.

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
04/10/2009 10:59 AM

You might be an idiot.......if you transposeing how you I wrote your my title and how you i wrote the stuff in your my thread confused you.

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
04/10/2009 11:04 AM

..if you misspell the word thing. or mispell.. Shakespeare I'm sorry.... I suck..

Chicken McNipples 2,207 7
04/10/2009 02:46 PM

If people take you out of a cupboard, and pour you into a bowl with milk, you might be a box of cereal.

Test Tube Baby Bunnies 828 5 hands the jug of white lightening to Velveturd
04/10/2009 02:58 PM

Alright I'm starting a Velveturd fan club and the rest of you can eat my ass !!!

You might be a redneck if...

                                                   ...you've ever used lard in bed

                                                   ...you think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy

                                                   ...the most common phrase at your family reunion is "What

                                                     are you looking at, Shakespearehead?

                                                   ...you've ever been too drunk to fish.

                                                   ...your mother has ever been involved in a fist fight at a high

                                                      school sporting event.

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
04/10/2009 03:43 PM

Thanks for the shine,  and the love, Test. Good ones, even if you did pull them out of Foxworthy's ass.  I regretted this thread a half second after I hit submit, but I was trying to make the top ten and figured I'd dabble in post-whorism.

Test Tube Baby Bunnies 828 5
04/10/2009 03:53 PM

You might be ghetto if you use kool-aid as hair coloring.

Colored Egg Shell 77,143 25
04/10/2009 04:02 PM

You might be a selfish bastard if you give out as few clickies as the Velvet Poo.

Clickies are like respect, my friend. You don't get much of either.  You need to give them to get them.

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
04/10/2009 04:16 PM

You might be a selfish bastard if you give out as few clickies as the Velvet Poo.

I am just selective. If I laugh, I click. I've clicked you, and it had nothing to do with respect.  You're just a funny bitch.  Now Bill on the other hand,  starting threads who's sole purpose is to beg for clickies like some Emerson brother in law hitting you up for money. Shame.. shame..

Billy the Bunny 53,270 54
04/10/2009 04:20 PM

You might be a selfish bastard if you give out as few clickies as the Velvet Poo.

I am just selective. If I laugh, I click. I've clicked you, and it had nothing to do with respect.  You're just a funny bitch.  Now Bill on the other hand,  starting threads who's sole purpose is to beg for clickies like some Emerson brother in law hitting you up for money. Shame.. shame..

Eat a bowl of dick Turd boy. If you don't like it don't click it. Oh, wait you don't anyways, asshat.

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
04/10/2009 04:36 PM

That's one cranky bunny.

Billy the Bunny 53,270 54
04/10/2009 04:40 PM

Oh wait I got one.......

You might be a fuzzy piece of Shakespeare, If your name is VelveTurd.

Pants 14,252 17
04/10/2009 04:43 PM

That's one cranky bunny. 

Yeah, it's as if he put the carrot in the wrong orifice.

Pants 14,252 17
04/10/2009 04:44 PM

That's one cranky bunny. 

Yeah, it's as if he put the carrot in the wrong orifice.

Meaning in his mouth instead of his ass.

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
04/10/2009 04:45 PM

C'mon Bill,  no need to fight. Look, I gave you some orbs. Let's heal this rift and get back to ragging on Pram. Pweeeeze..

Billy the Bunny 53,270 54
04/10/2009 04:46 PM

Wouldn't that be the same place, seeing as how I've got my head up my ass most of the time anyway?

Pubah 56,813 18
04/12/2009 11:45 AM

You might be a bitter assed GabLiver if you hate jack a perfectly good thead to complain about the derth of orbs in your Easter Basket.

Pubah 56,813 18
04/12/2009 11:47 AM

Dear Test Tube Baby,

Anytime, anyplace.

And yes, I might be a sex starved pervert.

CareBear Bellies and Asparagus Pee,

Pubah

Pram eats cholit bunnies ASS FIRST! 80,728 42
04/12/2009 04:28 PM

if you misspell the word thing. or mispell.. Shakespeare I'm sorry.... I suck..

You might be a Velvet Turd if you are underage.

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
04/12/2009 07:18 PM

You might be a Velvet Turd if you are underage.

Underage?  Does under 40 count. You have read my posts, right?

Ditdah 123,110 14
04/12/2009 08:16 PM

You might be a jackass if ... you turn every thread into a fight amongst the same idiots who were fighting in the last 4 threads.

C'mon, people... this one actually had potential. Can't you all get along for a bit and attempt to be funny?

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
04/12/2009 09:10 PM

Thanks for the voice of reason Dit, at least I think your on my side.

If the only weenie in your house is a dog, you might be a ....

MungChamp 35,891 35
04/12/2009 10:05 PM

You might be a Herpes carrier if we've ever hooked up.

I'm just saying. Probably should get yourself checked out. 

Chicken McNipples 2,207 7
04/13/2009 01:47 PM

Damn, I don't log in for a few months, I come back, and Pram is still playing Age Police.

Pubah 56,813 18
04/13/2009 03:33 PM

Welcome back, Mr President...uh...Chix.

Pirates keeping you busy?

(Don't tell anybody I said this, but your wife is HOT!)

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/13/2009 04:02 PM

Pubah, wrong Chickens.

This has been a Pubah service announcement.

Pubah 56,813 18
04/13/2009 07:18 PM

How right you are, SquirrlyBill.

The REAL Chickens has a chicken chokin icon.

I stand erected