Should real eggs or hollow plastic eggs be hidden for the kids on Easter Sunday and why.

Test Tube Baby Bunnies 828 5
04/10/2009 04:01 PM

Can we include rotten eggs ?

Bill the Holy Zombie 53,270 54
04/10/2009 04:07 PM

What if I don't want to hide?

Colored Egg Shell 77,143 25
04/10/2009 04:09 PM

A few years ago, I used hard-boiled eggs for an egg hunt in the house.

A couple of weeks later, we were playing a game of "Holy Shakespeare, where's that smell coming from?" We had missed one.

I only use plastic now.

Test Tube Baby Bunnies 828 5
04/10/2009 04:09 PM

Bill, are you an egg now ? 

Billy the Bunny 53,270 54
04/10/2009 04:13 PM

No, but I play one on TV.

manhole 21,656 29
04/10/2009 04:14 PM

I prefer real. The fake ones look funny when they lye on their backs.

Just plain Jeeni 47,795 51
04/10/2009 04:19 PM

When I was a kid, my mom would hide real eggs in the house for us kids. One year, we didn't find one. We found it around Christmas by the awful stench.

Colored Egg Shell 77,143 25
04/10/2009 04:20 PM

lye on their backs.

I've lyed on my back before. It burns.

Pants 14,252 17
04/10/2009 04:30 PM

We found it around Christmas by the awful stench. 

Christ.  Christmas?  Really?

Are most of your family members missing a nostril?

Just plain Jeeni 47,795 51
04/10/2009 05:25 PM

Christ.  Christmas?  Really?

Are most of your family members missing a nostril?

heh, that was "creative license" coupled with a poor sense of time. Sue me!*

*please don't

Test Tube Baby Bunnies 828 5 breathlessly
04/10/2009 05:36 PM

No but I play on TV

Can I have your autograph ?   Oh PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

Pants 14,252 17
04/10/2009 05:46 PM

There is only one Easter mishap that I can think of was when I was about 7 years old.

My Mother use to hide our Easter baskets, that were full of candy, around the house.  Well, my little brother, you know him as Skippy, couldn't find his and after a hour or so my mother decided to start breakfast forgetting that she had hidden his basket in the oven.  So Skippy ended up with melted candy that year.  I'm sure thinking that the Easter bunny Frosted him for years on end greatly contributed to his mental scarring.

xentar 473 7
04/11/2009 02:02 AM

How about no eggs, no kids and no easter sunday?

spleendingo 157 7
04/11/2009 02:33 AM

I suggest hiding your kids instead of eggs.

They make more noise when they go rotten and, in the mean time, you can save a lot on groceries.

Stupid eating kids anyway.

Pubah 56,813 18
04/12/2009 12:19 AM

Real

Cause they disintigrate when run over with a lawnmower

Pubah 56,813 18
04/12/2009 11:39 AM

Real;

They're biodegradable

Pubah 56,813 18
04/12/2009 11:41 AM

Real:

Us hobo's recycle them into FOOD!

Pram eats cholit bunnies ASS FIRST! 80,728 42
04/12/2009 04:45 PM

I think Trae's eggs should be hidden around. Last one to find 'em all is a rotten abortion!

Ravos, A-boi-oi-oing! 63,472 21
04/13/2009 08:39 AM

heh, that was "creative license" coupled with a poor sense of time. Sue me!*

For some reason, I read that as "crevice license".

Chance will boil your bunny 171,275 14
04/13/2009 08:41 AM

Fake for reasons listed above.

And my tits are real.

Pubah 56,813 18
04/13/2009 10:34 AM

Only Hubby knows for sure!!!

KChiki in Bunny Ears 128,392 98
04/13/2009 10:36 AM

 Real, cause I likes to eat 'em!

Gonzo 20,522 17
04/13/2009 12:20 PM

Fake.  Because they closely resemble Burger King Pokéballs, and therefore increase the likelihood of a significant darwinian event occuring in the family.

Ironbuttkickinsnork 45,655 12
04/13/2009 03:05 PM

I prefer the kind of breasts that are in my hand. Or in my face. Or anywhere near me. Or, you know, within 500 miles of me.

Just so long as they're nekid. 

Pubah 56,813 18
04/13/2009 03:21 PM

One can only see twenty six miles before the Earth curves away.  How high are you?

Ironbuttkickinsnork 45,655 12
04/13/2009 03:55 PM

1) As high as the "I didn't know they stack Shakespeare that high" joke. And believe me, they do  stack it that high.

2)It's the principle of the thing.  I get a boner just thinking that there might, just might be a nekid boob somewhere within 500 miles of me.

3)I walk around with boners all the time.

Pants 14,252 17
04/13/2009 04:02 PM

3)I walk around with boners all the time.

I hate it when it that Shakespeare happens.  My damn belt buckle always chafes the hell out of Mr. Meat Musket.

Pubah 56,813 18
04/13/2009 07:16 PM

The whole "women looking at my junk and smiling" thing becomes annoying after a while.

Kind of like men talking to women's boobs.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
04/14/2009 04:30 PM

IBKS, you must have a hard time in the mens locker room!

2)It's the principle of the thing. I get a boner just thinking that there might, just might be a nekid boob somewhere within 500 miles of me.

Isn't there some kind of Russian treatment with soaking said member in vodak for when a guy gets a boner he can't get rid of?

Ironbuttkickinsnork 45,655 12
04/15/2009 01:30 AM

Yes. It's called "masturbation".

Jaggylioness as Nancy Botwin 11,895 13
04/15/2009 06:12 AM

WTH? Real or plastic? Doesn't everyone hide chocolate eggs for Easter egg hunts?

Pubah 56,813 18
04/15/2009 12:04 PM

Eww

Jolson - wtf?! 16,163 11
04/16/2009 11:23 AM

Real, but only if they're Hummingbird eggs. Not only does it make the eggs more difficult to find, the looks of disappointment and confusion are a real treat.

Anh is here. 11,158 14
04/16/2009 11:31 AM

I've never celebrated Easter, but I've always wanted to go hunting for Cadbury Cremes.