I was given 2 packs of Camel Lights. 

I think that damn rabbit is trying to kill me.

The Mailman 176,464 56
04/12/2009 01:19 PM

All I got this year was some session data, sprinkled over some of the web pages I visit.

Pubah 56,813 18
04/12/2009 01:23 PM

Life...and life more abundantly

But Seriously,

the little knawer filled my vacant lot with screaming kids looking for brightly colored boiled chicken embryos...

...Don't they have back yards?

I'm going to church!  Church people patronize pittiful panhandlers on the Day of Christs Resurection.

Plus, they look soooo good in their Easter frocks

Juan: Animal Collectivist 1,173 5
04/12/2009 01:26 PM

He brought me everlasting life and forgiveness of sins. Isn't that what you guys got?

Pram eats cholit bunnies ASS FIRST! 80,728 42
04/12/2009 01:48 PM

Rejection from that bitch at work.

Pram eats cholit bunnies ASS FIRST! 80,728 42
04/12/2009 01:49 PM

I was given 2 packs of Camel Lights.

I think that damn rabbit is trying to kill me.

I sold those to him.

Pants 14,252 17
04/12/2009 02:40 PM

Rejection from that bitch at work.  

Pram you gotta be quick and stuff it in before she sees its diminutive size.

Dougie 59 5
04/12/2009 02:57 PM

Herpes.

Pram eats cholit bunnies ASS FIRST! 80,728 42
04/12/2009 03:28 PM

Pram you gotta be quick and stuff it in before she sees its diminutive size

I guess I shouldn't have folded it in half first. It kept sproinging out.

Pram eats cholit bunnies ASS FIRST! 80,728 42
04/12/2009 04:39 PM

The Easter Emerson brought me a goddamn Google Search bar right on top of my Edit Profile button.

Nothing will make it go away. Whoever coded this site is a retarded failureFrost.

Test Tube Baby Bunnies 828 5
04/12/2009 06:17 PM

The Easter rodent brought us a thunderstorm and cold weather.  So much for fishing.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
04/12/2009 06:23 PM

It saw its shadow?

Chance will boil your bunny 171,275 14
04/12/2009 06:26 PM

Herpes, sweet sweet herpes.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
04/12/2009 07:23 PM

Chance, you didn't get that from a bunny, you got that from New Kids On the Block.  Either them or that Dougie noob up there.

I am currently full of ham.

Solid Chocolate Jeeni 47,795 51
04/12/2009 07:26 PM

The Easter Emerson brought me a goddamn Google Search bar right on top of my Edit Profile button.

Nothing will make it go away. Whoever coded this site is a retarded failureFrost.

Change the size your text to smaller.

Ravos, A-boi-oi-oing! 63,472 21
04/13/2009 08:36 AM

All I got was turkey.

Chance will boil your bunny 171,275 14
04/13/2009 08:40 AM

Chance, you didn't get that from a bunny, you got that from New Kids On the Block.  Either them or that Dougie noob up there.

Further proof that I only read my posts. Damn that no0b. Yeah, it was probably Donnie since the crabs came from Jordan.

Mothcleaner 4,106 10
04/13/2009 10:01 AM

The Wife gave me some cookies.











I asked if she kept the receipt.

Pubah 56,813 18
04/13/2009 10:19 AM

Sex does that to people

Jeenanimator 47,795 51
04/13/2009 11:45 AM

Wow, congrats Mothcleaner. Did you eat her cookies after that?

Pubah 56,813 18
04/13/2009 12:18 PM

Me thinks he wished he'd eaten her eggs

Gonzo 20,522 17
04/13/2009 12:21 PM

"I got the V C R!!!"

Lobster with a side of Matzoh 18,570 33
04/13/2009 12:38 PM

Venereal

Crabs

Re-hatched?

Dude, you should go see a doctor.

xentar 473 7
04/13/2009 01:45 PM

Just how many threads about sodomizing horrible mythical monstrosities have to be created here until this trend gets old?..

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
04/13/2009 01:47 PM

Boiled egg farts.

Mothcleaner 4,106 10
04/13/2009 02:05 PM

Wow, congrats Mothcleaner. Did you eat her cookies after that?  



No, I'm sure she has no further use for me until she needs someone to bitch at, or when she wants another kid.

Pants 14,252 17
04/13/2009 02:14 PM

The Rodent left a ton of chocolate eggs this year but for some reason they were much smaller and weren't covered in foil.

Ironbuttkickinsnork 45,655 12
04/13/2009 02:27 PM

The Easter bunny is a dirty, dirty slut.

Pram eats cholit bunnies ASS FIRST! 80,728 42
04/13/2009 02:28 PM

I asked if she kept the receipt.

What would that be, the condom wrapper?