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Lunchtime Atop a Skyscraper
A comedy article by Wino Willie McManus 141,402 23
04/14/2009 01:45 PM 9772 views

 


 


 


Higher and Higher


 


By Whistler P. McManus


 


A couple of weeks ago I went to have lunch at one of those chain pub-style restaurants. I can’t even think of the name of the place right now, but you know the type: dark wood, brass trim, faux antique junk hanging on the walls, overly cheery wait staff.


 



 


Anyway, before we were seated for our meal, my wife decided she needed to use the ladies’ room. So I was standing around in between the two rest rooms, holding the baby and trying to keep her entertained. Hanging on the wall was a huge, larger than poster sized print of Lunchtime atop a Skyscraper.


 



 


Among the most famous and iconic photographs of all time, Lunchtime atop a Skyscraper (New York Construction Workers Lunching on a Crossbeam) was taken in 1932 by Charles C. Ebbets during the construction of Rockefeller Center in New York City.


 


Of course, like most of you probably have, I have seen this photo many times over the years. It’s one of those things that’s so jarring in it’s dissimilarity to most of our lives that it stays with you. After that shock of first seeing it, though, if I noticed it again I never found a reason to linger over it.


 


Having nothing else to do at this particular moment, however, I took a really close look at the photo. I love the mist, and the river and park in the background. I love that you can just barely read the reversed sign for the Essex House hotel. I love the work clothes, the shoes, the hats on all the men. If you see a hat on a man today, nine times out of ten it’s a baseball cap, which I hate (probably because one-size-fits-all never fits my freakishly gigantic cranium).


 




I was the model for this sculpture.


 


11 men appear in the photo, eating lunch. The obvious kicker is that they are seated on a steel girder in an unfinished building. They appear to be quite high up, and a bit of research revealed that they were actually on the 69th floor when the picture was taken.


 


The two guys on the far left, the only bare-headed ones, are lighting up a smoke, and the one in the center has one dangling from his lips, which made me nostalgic for the festive days when one could still smoke on the job. The fourth guy from the left seems to be arguing with the third, probably about politics. I can read V O on the thing he’s holding. Perhaps it says, "VOTE"? He looks like a Hoover man, and the overalls and work gloves on the other guy are a clear indication that he was an FDR guy.


 


Continuing left to right, men five and seven seem intent on something inside man six’s lunchbox. Probably naked pictures of Joan Crawford. Eight and ten are looking inside nine’s lunchbox, which made me wonder what could be so intriguing about a sandwich that your own wasn’t enough. Nine looks a little light in the work boots, too, and eight is cleaner than everyone else, and has his hat pitched back at such a jaunty angle, or I’d figure the lunchboxes were where these guys all hid their porn stash.


 


It’s figure eleven, though, who really gave me pause. He’s the only one not interacting with any of the others. He stares off into, well, nothing, because there wasn’t anything else built up that high yet. He’s not quite looking at the camera, but somehow looking past it. His dirt-streaked face is neither happy nor sad, not quite grim, not yet resigned, more pensive than worried. He was an enigma to me. Until I noticed what he held in his left hand.


 


 

At least it's the flat type, and wouldn't roll off a girder.


 


Now I don’t judge. My history of alcohol abuse is well-documented, and I’ve already confessed here that I was high while driving a school bus filled with handicapped children. I can think of very few things that I’ve done in my life that I haven’t also done while drunk. But Holy. Shakespeare. A liquid lunch 69 floors above 50th Street? I bow to this man. First of all, he’s not even making an effort to hide the bottle. I guess that it’s a little tough to keep things on the downlow when you’re 850 feet up in the air. And yes, the photo pre-dates OSHA, and his employer probably wasn’t providing life insurance, but still. Second, even though I’m not afraid of heights, I do have a certain amount of respect for situations where a small slip-up might cost your life. In the worst days of my alcohol dependence, I guess I would have quit that job rather than go up there with a buzz on.


 


My maternal grandfather was in the paving contracting business, and he always told me that most of the steelworkers who built the New York skyscrapers were Iroquois. Not that they're the only people known for a predilection for drink, but supposedly the Iroquois are not afraid of heights.  Looking at that picture, though, I don’t see anyone who looks even vaguely Native American.


 




Iroquois freezing in upstate New York, circa 1904.


 


 


So I did a little more research and found some indication that most of the men in the photo are either Irish immigrants or of Irish extraction. Big surprise there. Then I found evidence that two of the men (numbers nine and ten) were Hungarian. A man named Louis Friedman identified himself as nine when he saw the picture back in the 1980’s. He would have been 28 years old at the time of the photo. He identified man ten as his brother, and said that man eleven (our drink) was an immigrant from Slovakia, and not, as I so insensitively presumed, an Irishman.


 


The picture is a tribute to times gone by. Three years after it was taken, Dr. Bob Smith, an Akron, Ohio based proctologist, would meet a down on his luck New York stockbroker named Bill Wilson. Together they would form an organization that would eventually come to be known as Alcoholics Anonymous. And eventually, on-the-job drunkenness was recognized as something undesirable, and those who practiced it were shipped off to meet the wife of the U.S.’s 38th president.


 




Dr. Bob's house, an AA shrine and historic landmark in Akron, Ohio.


 


The observation deck at Rockefeller Center is now open to the public. It’s on the 70th floor, just one floor above where this luncheon took place. So the next time you’re in New York City, take a ride up to the observation deck, and, if you’re of a mind, bring a pint of your favorite distilled spirit and drink a toast to the men who made it possible.


 


 

Observation deck at "The Top of the Rock."


(Note that this photo is looking south, and the Ebbets photo looks north.)


 


Here’s a link to an image you can enlarge to see more detail.


 


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11 Comments (Funniest: The Write Straw,Jeenanimator,UnderWhere?)


Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1822321
Ravos, A-boi-oi-oing! 34,222 10
04/14/2009 04:22 PM

I don't get it.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1822327
Professor Nutbutter 150,834 14
04/14/2009 05:06 PM

Another great article.  You should be on the Zug payroll, sir.


Not that I'm claiming Irishmen or Slovakians didn't drink on the job, but back then you couldn't grab a Nalgene bottle from REI.  Is it possible he was just reusing a liquor bottle to hold water or sasparilla or something?


Of course it's not possible, because Irish or Slovakian construction workers were all on the sauce.

 

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Pubah 47,449 11
04/14/2009 06:55 PM

True genius...to be inspierd to any sort of deep thought while at one of those food machines requires sheer genius...


 


...Or a pint of Guinness

 

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peoriagrace 5,962 9
04/14/2009 08:45 PM

I liked your research of the photograph.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1822378
Jeenanimator 11,018 10
04/14/2009 09:37 PM

I agree. Nice job, Whistler.


I've imagined being one of the ones in the center and having to go to the bathroom and being trapped, but now that I think of it, all were men, and probably wouldn't have been shy about sitting right there and pissing off the girder. A very light rain to some unlucky businessman on the street.

 

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chrisbrl88 0 1
01/14/2010 04:35 AM

I'm surprised no one else has mentioned that this picture was taken during the midst of the prohibition era.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054132856
Whistler P. McManus 141,402 23
01/14/2010 04:59 AM

Yes, we should have considered that. He couldn't have been drinking alcohol - it was during prohibition. After all, weed is against the law now and so of course no one here has ever smoked it, or even knows anyone who smokes it.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054132864
The Write Straw 59,507 11
01/14/2010 02:18 PM

Thanks for the bump, I didn't see this the first time around.

Jeeni, I had the same initial thought wondering how one of them would be able to get up to go pee. But my brain wasn't clever enough to deduct that they might just whip it out.

 

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neilcm 118 5
01/14/2010 02:34 PM

I think I have been higher than that while eating lunch. It is a very well written and intruiging article, had me entertained throughout.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054132866
UnderWhere? 72,813 16
01/14/2010 02:38 PM

I missed it the first time too. I've never looked at that picture in detail because it makes me want to piss myself. I hate heights, and seeing other people in that kind of situation makes ME start to feel dizzy. I'll trust everything you say about what those guys are doing Whistler, because I'm as sure as Shakespeare not scrolling back up to look.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054132886
Whistler P. McManus 141,402 23
01/14/2010 07:05 PM

They're radioing an alien spaceship and telling the little people to anally probe you, Undies.