Stupid Froster!

I said I'd bet you $2.50 you couldn't snort a Quarter of coke.

Not snort $2.50 in quarters while on coke.

KChiki needs a witty tagline... 50,402 11
04/16/2009 10:30 PM

 He looks like one of my ex's. 

I'm not sure if that's scary or...well, yeah, it's scary.

TheVelveTurd 4,931 3
04/16/2009 10:39 PM

Pictured:  Pram demonstrating how he prevented bullys from stealing his lunch money in high school.

Not pictured: Bill on his knees in front of  Pram snapping this picture.......sheesh...

Officer Squirrel 25,487 8
04/16/2009 11:50 PM

Two sentences you wouldn't  think go together:

Can I have a tissue?

I have to do laundry.

MungChamp 22,455 16
04/17/2009 12:08 AM

"The secret to being a Jew is finally revealed!"

Shell is not a Belle 31,323 9
04/17/2009 12:20 AM

His money goes right up his nose. Literally.

Pram eats cholit bunnies ASS FIRST! 53,242 9
04/17/2009 12:22 AM

Pictured: Pram demonstrating how he prevented bullys from stealing his lunch money in high school.

Not pictured: Bill on his knees in front of Pram snapping this picture.......sheesh...

I picked my nose with a spoon first to make room for all the quarters. Then I wiped the boogies on the bully's desk. Then he pounded me. That's how I learned about Cause and Effect.

A nice frothy mug of Undies 72,813 16
04/17/2009 04:53 AM

I have this huge aversion to anything metal, so I can't stand touching change at all.  The thought of it being in someone's nose seriously has me trying not to vomit. 

TheVelveTurd 4,931 3
04/17/2009 06:30 AM

Mung, that caption is so awesome I'm afraid to laugh at it.

Ditdah 115,019 10
04/17/2009 04:14 PM

I have this huge aversion to anything metal, so I can't stand touching change at all.

Seriously? You don't like metal? Is that a joke? You said it so matter-of-factly I assume it's not, but it's just so, well, odd. I've never heard of anything like that.

Like, any kind of metal? And how strong is the aversion? I mean, I know you've been around metal. You've been in a car with me, and you've ridden on the T with me... but now I'm trying to recall if I ever actually saw you touch the faucet in the bathroom. What do you do when you have to touch change - make your kids get it? Tell them to keep it? Or do you pay for everything on a debit card?

I'm fascinated now. Really. Maybe I'm just not awake yet, but I'm so intrigued.  

A nice frothy mug of Undies 72,813 16
04/17/2009 04:32 PM

heh, the aversion is really strong.  I turn on faucets usually with a paper towel.  For regular doorknobs (that haven't ever met Trixxie) I will pull my shirtsleeve over my hand before turning them.  I use purel a lot.  However, it's not so much a disease or microbe thing, than it is a total-body gross out.  I get this weird buzzing feeling - gah!  Just describing it makes me want to curl away from the keyboard and stop talking about it. 

As far as change goes, I'll always try to make sure I have bills coming back to me so I can let the change hit those instead of my hand.  The SOUND of someone clinking coins together is enough to make me become the bitch from hell - Spicey will vouch for this, as I let everyone know when it happens.  :)  If I have change in my purse I let my daughter dump it into teh Haggis' red autobot bucket, which is where he keeps all his coins.

Now I'm trying to think about how far this aversion goes, and I realized that even my silverware at home has plastic handles.  My keys too, have a plastic cover on the top part.

Just one more thing that makes me a full-blown freak.

TomServo 3,733 5
04/17/2009 07:27 PM

 Anyone else notice that people who put money up their nose tend to wear glasses?

Chicken McNipples 2,126 5
04/17/2009 07:44 PM

After losing his pants, and right ear in a Super Bowl pool with Wino Willie, Jefferson was forced to find an alternate storage location for his lower denominations of currency. 

Ravos, A-boi-oi-oing! 34,222 10
04/17/2009 10:59 PM

I don't need no wallet, I keep my money inside me.

Pram eats cholit bunnies ASS FIRST! 53,242 9
04/17/2009 11:02 PM

 Anyone else notice that people who put money up their nose tend to wear glasses?

It's rigged that way for comic effect.

Sippin Straw 59,507 11
04/17/2009 11:04 PM

Anyone else notice that people who put money up their nose tend to wear glasses?

Maybe they have a problem with the glasses sliding down their nose and this is the cheapest solution?

peoriagrace 5,962 9
04/20/2009 11:17 AM

I get this weird buzzing feeling - gah!
Hey Undies maybe it's more along the lines of the metal does something to the electric flowing thru you.

Wino Willie McManus 141,398 23
04/20/2009 11:48 AM

I have this huge aversion to anything metal, so I can't stand touching change at all.

You really are a freak! How do you open car doors? Or change a tire? You wouldn't handle a wrench or a pair of pliers? What about the lid to the washing machine? Pots and pans? Cookie sheets? I'm genuinely intrigued.

Ditdah 115,019 10
04/20/2009 04:44 PM

I'm genuinely intrigued.

So was I, which is why I asked her the same question and she posted a long response.

Stop copying off of me!

Ditdah 115,019 10
04/20/2009 04:46 PM

Copying off me? Copying me?

HEY JOHN! Thanks for fixing the text editor... in your next upgrade can you include a grammar-checking module? That should be really simple to create, right? Kay, thanks.

Corby Hashburn 11 1
05/29/2009 08:41 AM

...What, I thought this was how to play quarters.

Frogpop 155,553 12
05/29/2009 09:05 AM

More questions for Holly:

How do you shave your anything?
Do you wear a wedding ring?
How do you deal with grommets and buttonbacks on jeans?

UnderWhelmed 72,813 16 Sighs.
05/29/2009 04:24 PM

This isn't funny, but I will asplain.

You really are a freak! How do you open car doors? Or change a tire? You wouldn't handle a wrench or a pair of pliers? What about the lid to the washing machine? Pots and pans? Cookie sheets? I'm genuinely intrigued.


A lot of car doors have plastic handles. The ones that don't, I open them with the sleeve of my hoodie, or I use purell afterward. Also, my hubby is really awesome about opening car doors for me - though lately he has been slacking in this area. Believe me, I notice.

I have never, ever changed a tire. This is why we pay for roadside assistance. I may have used hand tools a few times, but all the ones I own have soft plastic grips on the handles.

The lid to the washing machine is a coated metal - less nasty. I still wash my hands immediately after touching it though.

Pots and pans - again, some sort of plastic grip on all of them. Cookie sheets are easy to avoid - Haggis does the baking! Or, I pick them up using pot holders.

UnderWhelmed 72,813 16
05/29/2009 04:25 PM

How do you shave your anything?
Do you wear a wedding ring?
How do you deal with grommets and buttonbacks on jeans?

Of course I shave. I own a Venus Vibrance razor, so lots of pink plastic to hold on to, and the metal blades don't bother me because I'm all soaped up.

I never wear my wedding ring unless I'm in public - when I'm home, it's on my nightstand. When I'm out and about, it's on my hand, but I fidget with it constantly because I can't stop concentrating on it. I don't usually wear any type of metal jewelry - most of mine is beaded or wood or a combination of different materials.

As far as clothing goes - I try to get pieces that don't have metal grommets or zippers or buttons. It's actually fairly easy, as plastic is quite common, or the zippers are painted or coated. Jeans do bug me, but I usually have a cami or a long T-shirt tucked in under the top that I'm wearing, so I block the button from touching me.

Hope this helps you to understand my general insanity.

Naughty but KChiki. 50,402 11
05/29/2009 04:51 PM

Wow.

Frogpop 155,553 12
05/29/2009 06:07 PM

Thank you very much for your prompt response, you freak.

UnderWhelmed 72,813 16
05/29/2009 06:33 PM

Hey, I won the "Craziest Person in the Universe" contest because of aliens. That doesn't mean that it's the only reason I deserve it.

UnderWhelmed 72,813 16
05/29/2009 06:35 PM

ah, pity orbs. Thank you for the fivers, and for not giving me change!

Bill the Squirrel 25,487 8
05/29/2009 06:44 PM

Hey Undies,

I found some new fixtures for your house.


A new Bathroom:


A new Kitchen:


Even, a new mail box:

Straw Trekkin across the universe 59,507 11
05/29/2009 06:55 PM

Hey Undies maybe it's more along the lines of the metal does something to the electric flowing thru you.

This possibility, together with her fear of alien abduction, which naturally brings on thoughts of Mulder and Scully, results in a combination of creepiness and arousal. I'm not sure, but I think that may be against the law in Virginia.

peoriagrace 5,962 9
05/29/2009 08:32 PM

Wow,I really like all that metal!

UnderWhelmed 72,813 16
05/29/2009 09:01 PM

For some reason, this thread reminded me of last Spring, when I was building this:



This was my first attempt at a paper mache project with my nephew. I had to deal with my aversion to metal in a big way while building the structure underneath:



As you can see, I let my nephew help a LOT during that part of the construction. Gloves didn't really work because I had to poke a lot of the ends and wrap them around the wood. GAH!

I feel really dirty and gross just thinking about touching it.

Aw, here's the toucan I helped our neighbor make - THIS didn't involve metal, thank goodness.



I'm certainly not an artist, but making those animals was fun. Other than the metal part.

Dogs Akimbo 158,674 11
05/30/2009 04:03 AM

I'm rolling naked in the contents of my change bucket.

redrockriot 61 1
06/02/2009 04:24 AM

You should see where he keeps his large bills!

Dogs Akimbo 158,674 11
06/03/2009 01:29 AM

Thanks for the positive thought, but I really only have fives and ones.

TopHatSnake 500 5
10/21/2009 07:52 AM

so, does this mean he does nasal?

Shemped on the 4th of July 16,396 9
10/21/2009 08:32 AM

Phil likes to keep his loose change up his nose.

His rolled coins are kept in a much more secure and gross location.

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 47,449 11
10/21/2009 09:39 AM

Paper Mache' Animules!!!
If I make one resembling an Akimbo Dog, will someone donate a roll of quarters to put in it?

(Three guesses where I'm putting the slot)

TropicalChris 3 1
11/07/2009 11:15 AM

"I would love to see Obama tax money he can't find!"

Whistler P. McManus 141,398 23
11/07/2009 01:46 PM

Bumping old threads to find vaguely related topics on which to spew your poorly written Limbaugh-parrot drivel?

Tropical Chris: you're the douche of the week! Congratulations!

Pramable Lectern 53,242 9
11/07/2009 09:46 PM

ever notice that people who put things up their nose tend to wear glasses?

The theory is sound.

UnderSpiced Rum 72,813 16
11/08/2009 10:52 PM

GAH!

Pramable Lectern 53,242 9
11/08/2009 10:55 PM

It also doubles as a Sexiness Meter, but he has it turned sideways so not really.

Dead Jeeni 11,018 10
11/08/2009 11:19 PM

Thanks to whomever for bumping this thread - stupid Obama comment or whatever - I didn't catch the thread the first time around.

I'm also intrigued by Undies aversion to metal.

When I was a kid and didn't know any better, I chewed on a piece of tinsel from the Christmas tree. When it made contact with a mercury filling, it zapped me. I cringe just thinking about that.

I had all my metal fillings replaced with ceramic ones. Now I can chew on tinsel again.
Undies, do you have metal fillings in your teeth? Hope not!

Dead Jeeni 11,018 10
11/08/2009 11:21 PM

Oh, and that paper mache gorilla frightens me.

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/09/2009 08:36 AM

Most meats and sea foods are high in iron, if you try to visualize all the little particles flowing through you it's pretty neat. What a wonderful thing, that as humans we all have so many different kinds of metals flowing through and sustaining our bodies.

Pants 12,163 13
11/09/2009 03:04 PM

Uhhhhh...




Wow.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,222 10
11/09/2009 05:05 PM

So, Lobster's boobs are like ball-bearings I guess?

A Cornucopia of Disco 2,237 5
11/09/2009 06:34 PM

I'm guessing the alarm clock robot has magnetic hands.