Cream Cheese Lobster Dumplings 18,570 33
04/20/2009 03:51 PM

I made poops today.

Mothcleaner 4,106 10
04/20/2009 04:05 PM

Wait, but if they posted, wouldn't they cease to be lurkers? AND WHAT ABOUT THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM?

Cream Cheese Lobster Dumplings 18,570 33
04/20/2009 04:13 PM

SPACE TIME CONTINUUM

That's how that's spelled? Nifty.

KChiki needs a witty tagline... 128,396 98 in ultra-gay voice.
04/20/2009 04:19 PM

HEY!!!!!

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
04/20/2009 04:27 PM

Uh.. guy-gay or girl-gay? .... and you're no lurker....no orbs for you!!!

Cream Cheese Lobster Dumplings 18,570 33
04/20/2009 04:47 PM

Neither is mothcleaner, you Frostin cheater!

D.B. Cooper 1,800 12
04/20/2009 04:48 PM

Nine out of ten prison inmates enjoy a good gang bang.

BarneyBites 2,612 19
04/20/2009 05:51 PM

Undies is the Queen of GabLive!!!













I got nuttin.........So I just lurk

stevens 225 7
04/20/2009 06:41 PM

It's a trap! Be wary, clearly they're trying to round us all up to feed to hammerhead and phuc. Do not be fooled my brothers.

stevens 225 7
04/20/2009 07:39 PM

Wow, that sounds great. So first 5 orbs are free you say? that's awesome man, you're great. been wanting to try this stuff. just wanna like, make sure again, you say 100% can't get hooked on this right?

Rene 1,810 11
04/20/2009 07:58 PM

I lurk. Therefore, I am retarded.

Test Tube Baby 828 5
04/20/2009 10:37 PM

What the Frost are you smoking now Velveturd?

Pram eats cholit bunnies ASS FIRST! 80,728 42
04/20/2009 11:11 PM

I made poops today

Really? What did you make them out of, dear?

Pubah 56,820 18
04/20/2009 11:13 PM

I Gab...Therefore, I'm ignored

or something like that

Pubah 56,820 18
04/20/2009 11:14 PM

Pishtashio Pudding Pops

Want one?

peoriagrace 6,166 11 looking at user list
04/21/2009 01:51 AM

I always forget about the user list.
Screw You RayRay

A nice frothy mug of Undies 101,398 77
04/21/2009 07:28 AM

Undies is the Queen of GabLive!!!

Fan club meetings are the 2nd Tuesday of the month. Chance is going to kill you before then though.

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11 crawls from beneath the bed
04/21/2009 07:37 AM

But I don't wanna post!

Frost all of ya. Except Undies, because she's lovely. And Chance, if she posted in here too.

Mothcleaner 4,106 10
04/21/2009 08:03 AM

Neither is mothcleaner, you Frostin cheater!


No, but i was funny, you should try it sometime.

Ravos, A-boi-oi-oing! 63,472 21
04/21/2009 08:18 AM

Pishtashio Pudding Pops

Okay there Bill Cosby.

John Hargrave 128,751 73
04/21/2009 10:49 AM

Long time reader, first time poster

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
04/21/2009 10:59 AM

What the Frost are you smoking now Velveturd?

Well, I did post this on 04/20 soooo, you do the math.

Pubah 56,820 18
04/21/2009 08:25 PM

Try one Ravos. It'll make ya smile.

Party, party, party...

Test Tube Baby 828 5 gets the conga line going
04/21/2009 09:16 PM

Come on you old Shakespeares. Get off your asses and dance.

Pubah 56,820 18 Places his old ass hands on TTB's firm swaying hips
04/21/2009 10:18 PM

Boom boom boom boom boom
BOOM!
Ba doom boom boom boom boom
Boom

Come on everybody wontcha do the conga...

Ravos, A-boi-oi-oing! 63,472 21
04/22/2009 07:49 AM

You can dance, you can dance, everybody look at your hands.

Cream Cheese Lobster Dumplings 18,570 33
04/22/2009 08:36 AM

Your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, then they ain't no friends of mine.

KChiki needs a witty tagline... 128,396 98
04/22/2009 08:42 AM

Uh.. guy-gay or girl-gay? .... and you're no lurker....no orbs for you!!!

AWWWWWWWWWW MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!

::kicks dust::

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10 discovers the lamp is broken and has had enough.
04/22/2009 08:46 AM

ALRIGHT!!! EVERYBODY OUT!! party's over. You don't have to go home, you just have to go. SHeeesh, this is the last time I have people over.

KChiki needs a witty tagline... 128,396 98
04/22/2009 01:47 PM

I say "Whole Wheat"! You say "Bread"!

"WHOLE WHEAT!"

Chance IS the giver of life! 171,275 14
04/22/2009 02:56 PM

HOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Test Tube Baby 828 5
04/22/2009 02:59 PM

party's over
AAWWWWWWWWWW MMAAAAAAAAAAAAAN !

Mothcleaner 4,106 10 prepares for the twinkies & earrings to start flying
04/22/2009 03:00 PM

ummm, KChiki? I think chance just called you a ho.

KChiki needs a witty tagline... 128,396 98
04/22/2009 03:15 PM

Nah, not Chancie-poo! NOT MY SWEET CHANCIE-BUGGY-BOO!

Chance IS the giver of life! 171,275 14
04/22/2009 03:39 PM

I would never! I was saying HOOOOOO to the HEEEEY! Dudes! Why you trying to cut my Cheeky Monkey? LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

Test Tube Baby 828 5
04/22/2009 03:55 PM

If Chance wants to call anyone a rotten name I would deserve it the most. I want to apologize for being such a hateful bitch. I get started and then refuse to back down. Anyway do what you wish...and again I am sorry. So bash away.

Bill da Squirrel 53,270 54
04/22/2009 07:20 PM

If Chance wants to call anyone a rotten name I would deserve it the most. I want to apologize for being such a hateful bitch. I get started and then refuse to back down. Anyway do what you wish...and again I am sorry. So bash away.

Wow, you're a needy bitch aren't you. You're sucking up all my attention whoring.

Test Tube Baby 828 5 inspects thick skin for damage
04/22/2009 08:51 PM

You're a needy bitch aren't you ?

Meh, not even a scratch.

Ravos, A-boi-oi-oing! 63,472 21
04/23/2009 09:23 AM

There are 2 other things that hurt but don't leave a scratch: Tasers & Leprosy.

Test Tube Baby 828 5 holds taser
04/23/2009 02:45 PM

Come here Ravos.
Tasers leave burn marks but we'll test the theory anyway.

Now hold still Dammit.

Ironbuttkickinsnork 45,655 12
04/23/2009 03:15 PM

I really wish 50 something energetic horse-lovers with something to prove would stop using the Internet.

Almost as much as I wish wolves would gnaw off their fingers.




Um, and that all smelly horse-lovers die.

Test Tube Baby 828 5
04/23/2009 04:03 PM

I really wish 50 something energetic horse lovers.... blah blah blah

Bitter much ?

Thud 68,506 19
04/23/2009 06:25 PM

Now hold still Dammit.

TTB, do you realize that's a pickup line around here?

Ironbuttkickinsnork 45,655 12
04/24/2009 01:01 AM

Bitter much ?

Like earwax on kittens, bitch.

k4stmoon 1,143 11 bows to teh queen o' mistakes and waves shyly
04/24/2009 09:12 AM

haven't really got to even lurk for the last year and a half (I won't go into why), but howdy y'all

Chance IS the giver of life! 171,275 14
04/24/2009 12:13 PM

Wow, what an unexpected blast from the past. Was it worth it?

Test Tube Baby 828 5
04/24/2009 12:48 PM

like earwax on kittens, bitch


Chances are good you'll probably get some horrible disease from sucking on kittens's earwax. One can always hope...

Pubah 56,820 18
04/25/2009 11:57 AM

Who would kiss the lipps tonight that have been chewing your ass all day?
Same for Kitten earwax

k4stmoon 1,143 11
04/25/2009 04:07 PM

Wow, what an unexpected blast from the past. Was it worth it?

Was that to me? If so, was what worth it? And no, of course it wasn't... seems Jade isn't the only 'royalty of mistakes' around here.

Thirza 3 5
04/25/2009 06:38 PM

Space/Time Continuum.
Not that other thing somebody posted earlier.
Ok , I am out of here.
I'm Histamine
Or Geographine
Or something

Thirza 3 5
04/25/2009 06:55 PM

Before I forget, being Chairwoman of the Bored of the blooming obvious..(Apologies to Iggy Pop)..
The "Who's on Zug" list is just the people who have signed up, not the Causal Browers. There are lots of them or it would not be a viable business to run if it was only the 25 or so that are logged in/registered. I meant Casual. Maybe. In case you did not realise, whoever the boss is (Mr. H?) every one else is too scared to sign up. Maybe that needs adressing.
I'm ok with the scary thing as I am very thick Skinned. Ok overweight. Whatever.

Bones are For The Dogs.




I'm not really overweight at all, it's a comedy thing, apparently.