peoriagrace 6,166 11
04/21/2009 01:44 AM

Feel like Peter Frampton?! No, Pubah I don't

Pram eats cholit bunnies ASS FIRST! 80,728 42
04/21/2009 06:08 AM

Do you...
use your GabLiver name in real life?

Who's a pretty bird?

A nice frothy mug of Undies 101,398 77
04/21/2009 07:19 AM

I don't use my GAB name, but sometimes I say "lil' spicey" when I'm talking about, uh, a certain someone's ginormous Coleridge.

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
04/21/2009 07:55 AM

Do you...
use your GabLiver name in real life.

Just a question.


I'm glad you made it clear because without the question mark, I was Frost-ing confused. For future reference it looks like this. ?



I took a poop once that looked like a question mark. It came out of my : .

MungChamp 35,891 35
04/21/2009 08:11 AM

I only refer to myself as the Mung Champ for my yearly prostate exam.

Thanks Blaise!

Analog 9,608 19
04/21/2009 08:47 AM

I use it all the time cause I love to hear people give me the same old digital jokes over and over and over and over - cause of course I never heard them before

Gonzo 20,522 17
04/21/2009 12:32 PM

wait... There's a difference?

CHANCE 171,275 14
04/21/2009 01:46 PM

I don't use my GAB name, but sometimes I say "lil' spicey" when I'm talking about, uh, a certain someone's ginormous Coleridge.

Nutbutters?

Cruz : Milk Magnate 9,993 12
04/21/2009 02:01 PM

I would actually love to use my Gablive outwith teh interweb but I'd had the nickname "Mohammed Akbar Al-Cheezums Doohan" for so long now that my friends and family would just get confuzzled.






Just kidding, since that incident at the nursery I don't have any friends.

Test Tube Baby 828 5
04/21/2009 02:42 PM

I don't use my name but I call people "waterheads."

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
04/21/2009 03:03 PM

I'll bet John probably uses his Gablive name? and people are like, "what a wierdo, Ok "John Hargrave" we all know you got picked on in gradeschool"

Pubah 56,820 18
04/21/2009 08:21 PM

...ever use your GabLiver name in real life?

Fixed, EvilTurd

Now go eat a bowl of Gorilla pubic hair.

For the rest of you...thanks.

May the Orgasm Fairy pay you a long and intense visit tonight.

Pants 14,252 17
04/21/2009 08:31 PM

"Pants" was a nickname that was given to me by my co-workers about 8 years ago. Only a handful know its origin and even fewer know my real name.
I'm the mystery of Atlanta only known as PANTS.

To be honest with you I don't really think it's a nickname. It's just the last think I hear before a Coleridge is shoved into my mouth at work.

Test Tube Baby 828 5 points and laughs at TV turd
04/21/2009 08:56 PM

You must have really Frosted up good cuz Pubah is the most mellow person here. Way to go dumbass !!

Jeenanimator 47,799 51 recalls a certain picture her hubby showed her last month.
04/21/2009 09:20 PM

I took a poop once that looked like a question mark. It came out of my : .


Uhm... Turd, you're not my lovely husband, are you?

Jeenanimator 47,799 51
04/21/2009 09:23 PM

Oh, and yea, Pubah ~ I use my GabLiver name in real life because it is my real name.

Really.

Pubah 56,820 18
04/21/2009 10:15 PM

Jeenaminator is your real name?

Cream Cheese Lobster Dumplings 18,570 33
04/21/2009 10:47 PM

May the Orgasm Fairy pay you a long and intense visit tonight.

Is it pink and glittery with an "on/off" switch? Because I totally got a visit from that fairy tonight...




In answer to your other question, yes. Rock Lobster was a name dubbed to me by my best friend 'Amie from Boston So She Talks Funny to Us Southerners' one night at a kareoke bar. I told the story already, and don't care to go over it again.

Jeenanimator 47,799 51
04/22/2009 12:23 AM

Jeenaminator is your real name?

Well, my name is Jeeni and I'm an animator. I get Shakespeare done, like the terminator.

Hey, why did you chose Pubah as your screen name?

Ravos, A-boi-oi-oing! 63,472 21
04/22/2009 07:40 AM

Well, my name is Jeeni and I'm an animator. I get Shakespeare done, like the terminator.

You could totally use this to start your rap career.

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10 watches in amusement as Test Tube puckers and positions herself behind Pubah.
04/22/2009 07:45 AM

You must have really Frosted up good cuz Pubah is the most mellow person here.

Mellow doesn't exempt you from grammar bashing. Plus, I wanted to set up my ? came out of my : joke. No offense intended Pubah. Thanks for the gorilla suggestion though, I need more fiber in my diet. My next poop project is a &.

Test Tube Baby 828 5 hands Velveturd a gallon of prune juice
04/22/2009 02:44 PM

You're going to need this you schmuck.

Dougie 59 5
04/22/2009 03:04 PM

Nope, I prefer to be addressed 'Agoxxan, King of the Voormithu' if it's all the same to you.

Pubah 56,820 18
04/22/2009 09:10 PM

I AM the Grand Pubah of the Loyal Order of Wildebeasts

Wildebeasts are the staple of the jungle(savannah) food chain.
We can't, fight, run or hide...
...we just stand around all day, mating, grazeing and waiting for some carnivore to eat us.
Though we do have fun crossing crocoidile infested waters, our lot in life is to be food for the Really Fat Cats.

That's why I call myself Pubah.

But thanks for asking

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
04/22/2009 09:11 PM

I have dogs. And I frequently stand akimbo.


So, no.

Shell. Just Shell 77,143 25
04/22/2009 09:19 PM

Since I wasn't creative enough to come up with another name, I have to say yes. Most of my family and friends call me Shell. My dad called me Shelly Belly.

Pubah 56,820 18 Points his CareBear Belly in Shelle's general direction
04/22/2009 09:22 PM

How cute

Thud 68,506 19
04/22/2009 09:22 PM

Hell no.

Your What?! Hurts? 5,582 10
04/22/2009 09:42 PM

I don't use it as a name, but I say it all the damn time. It helps* the stupid people around me.














*Okay, maybe it doesn't help them so much as level the playing field. They come up with the stupidest stuff, so I respond with "Your what hurts?" They go away all puzzled. Which is exactly what they do to me with their inane project requests.

Anh is here. 11,158 14
04/22/2009 09:45 PM

Yes, and just like on here, nobody knows how to pronounce it.

Pubah 56,820 18
04/22/2009 11:15 PM

Anh is an abbreviated orgasm utterance...right?

Ohhhh, Annnhhhhhhhhhhhh

Anh is here. 11,158 14
04/22/2009 11:29 PM

Actually, it is.