Pram eats cholit bunnies ASS FIRST! 78,176 40
04/26/2009 06:11 PM

You're great at kissing ass, Bill.

Now make us laugh ours off.

You're a prolific poster, as well.

Which makes me wish for you to be struck by scaffolding.

Bill da Squirrel 53,130 53
04/26/2009 06:16 PM

Frost-ing jerk off.

Like I said, you could Frost up a wet dream. Why don't you go into one of YOUR inane theads and Frost it up Emerson!

A nice frothy mug of Undies 99,723 76
04/26/2009 06:21 PM

heh. I'd love this thread like awesome, if Pram's post was gone and Bill's comment was the next line.

Pram eats cholit bunnies ASS FIRST! 78,176 40
04/26/2009 06:37 PM

. Why don't you go into one of YOUR inane theads and Frost it up Emerson!

And what purpose would that serve? My threads are already Frosted up. If anything it would... eeek! Make them better.

Thud 66,695 17
04/26/2009 07:16 PM

Bill, I wish I could add to the ode, but I always end up trying to get something to rhyme with purple.

A nice frothy mug of Undies 99,723 76
04/26/2009 08:47 PM

Don't fap too hard, or your peen will turn purple,
Talk to Trixxie and she'll give it a slurple.

Ravos, A-boi-oi-oing! 62,361 20
04/27/2009 08:33 AM

I would ask what a slurple is but...I'm afraid.

Shell. Just Shell 76,640 24
04/27/2009 09:00 AM

I know everyone likes Mrs. Haggis


I don't.











I loves her.

See, I'm good at kissing butt too.

Pram eats cholit bunnies ASS FIRST! 78,176 40
04/27/2009 09:26 AM

always end up trying to get something to rhyme with purple.

NURPLE!

A nice frothy mug of Undies 99,723 76
04/27/2009 09:49 AM

Dear GABber friends and lovely Livers,
A lack of rhymes equal a lack of fivers.

Invisible couplets and missing verse -
Could this ode thread be any worse?

Don't you love me? Don't you care?
Even Chance seems unaware. :(

I guess I know now, how you really think!
Frost this place, I'm gonna go drink.




mmmmm Lemonade!

KChiki needs a witty tagline... 124,281 89
04/27/2009 10:26 AM

Undies is funny, as we all know
Though her modesty will tell you, "It ain't so!"
It's just one more reason we all adore
Spicey's sweet wifey and closet freak/whore!*



*Luvs you!

TheVelveTurd 6,551 10
04/27/2009 11:15 AM

Undies is the giver,
of thoughts that make your stomach quiver,
when you look at your burger and shiver,
at the sight of an onion sliver.

Thanks alot, biotch.

Shell. Just Shell 76,640 24
04/27/2009 12:26 PM

An Ode to Undies

by Shell

This is for you, Undies, dear.
That you are one of a kind is quite clear.

Of every contest you are the winner.
You once made Spicey a meatloaf cake for dinner.

You make jokes about stealing our offspring.
We call you and can hear Rick Astley sing.

Lovely Undies, we will never make you cry.
And we hope that you will never say goodbye.

It is true, Undies, that you are one funny girl.
I read your posts, and I never want to hurl.

Pram eats cholit bunnies ASS FIRST! 78,176 40
04/27/2009 12:35 PM

If Undies should make her own site
I would read it
to enjoy all the comedy, 'cuz Frost all the bullShakespeare
GAB was fun until it was Live
and since it became that, I've not really thrived

so I'm leaving this place and letting it hit
me right on the ass, and small naughty bits
I don't really care as this isn't my life,
oh cool, there's a show about pirates on TV!

TheVelveTurd 6,551 10
04/27/2009 12:48 PM

so I'm leaving this place


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!...wait....I meant Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!!!!!






Seriously, don't go. This site is more fun when you have something to make fun of. Plus, you can be funny, just not lately.So buck up, camper. You'll get over it. It's probably hormonal.

Pram eats cholit bunnies ASS FIRST! 78,176 40
04/27/2009 01:13 PM

It's probably hormonal.

MEN DON'T HAVE HORMONES

Shell. Just Shell 76,640 24
04/27/2009 01:17 PM

So Pram doesn't have hormones. And he's never made a whore moan either.

TheVelveTurd 6,551 10
04/27/2009 01:18 PM

MEN DON'T HAVE HORMONES


exactly

Test Tube Baby 828 5 waves at Undies
04/27/2009 04:36 PM

Halloww up there in New York.

Hope you're having a heavenly day.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53 tries out his less Emersonish shtick
04/27/2009 05:13 PM

It should go like this:

Halloww up there in New York.
Hope you're having a heavenly day.
Tonight if you dream about Raptors
I think Frat will be their entree.

A nice frothy mug of Undies 99,723 76
04/27/2009 06:02 PM

Last night I dreamed about Chance - no raptors were in residence. We were swimming in a big pool, and she was sprawled out on an inflatable raft. She was hogging the foam noodles too, which pissed me off because she didn't need them.

I tipped her over and got her hair wet.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
04/27/2009 08:22 PM

The biggest Gab/Live dream Evar!*

*this did not really happen. I just wanted to use that first line out of Undies post


Last night I dreamed about Chance, I did too
And you were there, getting a penguin tattoo

Your Haggis was there, Posting on his Apple Mac
And Thud sat there combing, his mustache of black

A gadget was being built, by Manhole and Straw
Phuc was there eating, something gross that was raw

Analog sat at a desk, writing code
Chickens was dead, got hit crossing the road

Whistler wore civil war clothes, playing his fife
T4 performing, while swallowing a knife

Shell was just Shell, While she looked for a Ghost
Blue Lep was looking, as usual to boast

Dogs was being, all fancy and schmancy
Lobster was pregnant, and getting real antsy

Diana and Frogpop, were petting a ferrit
Test tube was feeding, a horse a big carrot

SR was standing alone, looking sullin
Ditdah asked why, her dogs penis is swollen

Velveturd was telling, a bad joke to Chit
Millie was baking, not taking no Shakespeare

Mung was relaxing and sporting a tan
And Filly was there, but she looked like a man

Trae was waiting, for a ring and a stork
Neep tried to stab me, with a silver spork

Pram was claymating, while holding a shoe
And PeoriaGrace, made a knife out of poo

There were lots more ladies, like Bean and Kchiki
they were talking to SCB and SHP, kinda sneaky

Pubah was laying out, his cardboard mats
Fratberry was standing there, covered in cats

Taco and Bonky and Daggy, had lunch
While Declan kept Trixxie, away from the punch

As my dream was ending, with My final look
I saw Sir John Hargrave, selling his book.

Thud 66,695 17 applauds
04/27/2009 08:46 PM

Bravo, sirrah, bravo.

TheVelveTurd 6,551 10
04/27/2009 08:59 PM

Ok Bill, at first I was like. ANOTHER Frost-ing POEM!!! AaaaUUUggggGGGGGHHHHH! But it was damn good. I laughed, I cried, I farted....and laughed at the fart. So all in all I was entertained and my stomach feels better. Thanks dude.

A nice frothy mug of Undies 99,723 76
04/27/2009 09:09 PM

Your poem needs more Jeeni. Luckily, I happen to have some in a jar in this box under the bed in my basement in a lamp.

Pram eats cholit bunnies ASS FIRST! 78,176 40
04/27/2009 10:44 PM

Pram was claymating, while holding a shoe

awesome.

Test Tube Baby 828 5 looks at the smoke coming out of Bill's ears
04/27/2009 10:49 PM

Dude, you are THE MAN !

Dianada 57,119 105
04/27/2009 10:51 PM

Ok, I guess that one was impressive, spelling mistakes be damned!

Ravos, A-boi-oi-oing! 62,361 20
04/28/2009 07:52 AM

Awesome Bill, but you forgot the most important element: me.

KChiki needs a witty tagline... 124,281 89
04/28/2009 08:32 AM

I made a list poem!

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
04/28/2009 10:23 AM

I know alot of people are not listed and I would write another one but, I think I have milked the rhyming thing for all it's worth. So, I'm just going to list the ones I forgot and someone else can do it.

Syncope
Blaise
Hammerhead
Nachos
Phla
Table Top Jane
Rocken Donkey
Snork
Ravos
Mothcleaner
Prof. Nutbutter
Jenni
Jaggy
Pants
Mailman
Anh
Rene
and BobJohnson

and probably others as well.


Well....? Get to work!

Mothcleaner 3,704 9
04/28/2009 10:33 AM

I made a list!

MungChamp 35,886 35
04/28/2009 10:41 AM

My Swine Flu is explosive,
But Undies still is da bomb.

Congratulations to Carolina
On the new awesome mom!

Chance 171,220 14
08/25/2009 09:55 AM

Don't you love me? Don't you care?
Even Chance seems unaware. :(

I'm always watching my dearest Undies...always! I love youse!

Also, I love attention.

Count Ravos 62,361 20
08/25/2009 10:05 AM

I know alot of people are not listed and I would write another one but, I think I have milked the rhyming thing for all it's worth.

Well said!

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
08/25/2009 08:45 PM

I'm always watching my dearest Undies...always! I love youse!

This thread was posted months ago! Liar! You dumped me for New Kids on the Block!