and the desperate to secure his funniest status, Bill the Squirrel.

And the always with a stick up his ass: TheVelveTurd

and the giver of urinary tract infections, Mothcleaner.

I love this idea. If we get enough funny adjectives, we can add them in (or replace some old ones). We'd need at least 25 good ones.

You'll notice they are also complimentary adjectives, not insulting ones. So "mildly incontinent" or "boil-covered" will not work.

My entry:
"the disturbingly good-looking"

And the ever frightful, Pubah.

You'll notice they are also complimentary adjectives, not insulting ones. So "mildly incontinent" or "boil-covered" will not work.

Since when is "fabulous" a compliment, unless you're Trixxie?

and the Jewish, _________.

Hey, if you say it's negative then you're a racist.

The Ruler of the Wasteland ______.

I think it would be funnier if they were negative, but that's just me I guess. Like:
and The Fattest Frost in Town _______.

BIG!!!

and the flatulent, _________.

and the Coleridgesucking, __________.

and the twat licking,___________.

and the tardtastic,___________.

and the redonkulous, __________.

and the ass kissing, ____________.

and the noob-bashing, __________.

and the pregnant, ___________.

and the shoe-Frost-ing, __________.

and the big tease, ____________.

and the gall bladder impaired,__________.




I would fill in the blanks but I'm on thin ice as it is.

and the perfectly cromulent,
Whistler

nice frothy mug of Undies THE queen of Zug Live

and the loquacious ____________



That was today's word on my Word-A-Day toilet paper.

and, LOOK OUT HERE COMES

Velveturd

Speaking of who's on Zug, I've noticed a new lurker in our midst going by the moniker of Ditdah's Coworker. I'm not exactly a member of GLAD so is that a new term for life partner or are you actually letting people you work with know how much on the clock time you spend Frost-ing off, Dit. Just curious.

...I don't know...

THIRD BASE!!!

ugh.

and Shakespeare, it's Frost-ing _________.

the triple-breaseted whore of Eroticon Six...
the village bicycle...
the incontinent...
the over-educated and under-employed...
incredibly inedible...
everyone's best friend...
the overly enthusiastic...

he who shall not be named...

...and with the perkiest nipples of all...

- and/or -

...and with the fairest derriere of all...

And the

clickie whore_______

flappy cooch ___________

coat hanger dodger __________

The rapist (you can get rid of the space if you like)__________

Isuck atthisgame _________

Speaking of who's on Zug, I've noticed a new lurker in our midst going by the moniker of Ditdah's Coworker. I'm not exactly a member of GLAD so is that a new term for life partner or are you actually letting people you work with know how much on the clock time you spend Frost-ing off, Dit. Just curious.

Actually, I don't spend (much) time on Zug at work, believe it or not. (Contrary to the facts presented by this post.) But that person is, indeed, a co-worker of mine.

As terrified as I should be by the fact that my internet life and my real life are now crashing together, I'm handling it pretty well. I only drank one extra bottle of gin last night, and I finally did fall alseep after 4 Ambien and only a small-ish homicidal rampage. (Cats don't count for anything, do they?)

In any case, he's got a sense of humor and he's as mentally Frosted up as I am, so I think he can handle the place. Besides, nothing you tell him can be as bad as the time my Mom found Zug. She still shudders whenever someone mentions lemonparty.

(Cats don't count for anything, do they?)

Approximately one-ninth, yes.

"...and out of mother-Frosting nowhere it's..."

the courier of chlamydia ...

the supplier of syphilis ...

the grantor of gonorrhea ..

the passer of pubic lice ...

the herald of herpes ...

the transferrer of trichomonas ...

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's ________________

the courier of chlamydia ...

the supplier of syphilis ...

the grantor of gonorrhea ..

the passer of pubic lice ...

the herald of herpes ...

the transferrer of trichomonas ...

Something on your mind, Shell?

Something on your mind, Shell?

VD is for everyone.

I got a great one, it's amazing no one though of this before.


and Your comedy host for the evening

John Hargrave

and the perfectly cromulent,
Whistler



Don't be a hater, bro.


I've intentionally held off from posting since finishing the five articles because I already have a couple of t-shirts and want someone else to have a chance.

Don't be a hater, bro.

I thought Cromulent was a good thing?

Webster's Dictionary defines it as meaning fine or acceptable. And, if I was going to be a hater to someone there are a lot of easier targets than you.

Cromulent is a cromulent thing.

1. Cromulent
Used in an ironical sense to mean legitimate, and therefore, in reality, spurious and not at all legitimate. Assumes common knowledge of the inherent Simpsons reference.


I think you were just trying to embiggen your reputation by using that word.

I didn't know it was a Simpson's reference. When I first heard you say it I looked it up

Okay, you're forgiven.

Enjoy the t-shirt. I'd ask for a size larger than you usually wear, unless you like them snug.

and the Zaftig...
and the insatiable...
and the punctual...
and the cordial...
and the fragrant...
and the opulent...
and the succulent...
and the ethereal...


Ok, I've exhausted myself as well as others.

Ok who the hell keeps 5-orbing Whistler for mediocre conversational posts? I had second place for a while today although I was a long way from catching the squirrel by the tail. Then Whillie had to go and lose his Frost-ing phone. Although there's no shirt in it for me I thought there was something fitting about the turd finishing number two.

This is great! I think we have at least four usable suggestions so far. Keep 'em coming!

LIVE, from the internet it's

Bill the Squirrel

The Slippery When Wet ________


And, Hiding in your bushes ________


The extremely well endowed ________

This is great! I think we have at least four usable suggestions so far. Keep 'em coming!

Yea John, you gotta use Fratberry's. It's da bomb. If you can get away with using the word "mother-Frosting".

The no longer incarcerated ________


The not so creepy in person _______


The fairest of them all _______

And the person under your bed at night......

And the next guest on the Jerry Springer Show....

And the one who causes that tingle in your bathing suit area....

And the person voted Most Likely to Experience Public humiliation....

the obsequiously assertive ____________

And the person most likely to be seen on the internet felching a midget while getting a maple syrup enema....KChiki

and

the one who died for our sins _________

the ghetto-fabulous ____________

the aroungry _________________

the reason to lock your daughters up ___________

the wiper of front to back ______________

the reason we wake up in the morning with wood _________

the erogenous _____________

the pulchritudinous _________________

the pedantic ___________________

Everyone's favorite midget _______


The unfairly accused _______


The Gallagher-esque ______

I had second place for a while today

I'm perfectly happy where I am. I'm in the middle of a VelveTurd and Mung sandwich. It could get a lot worse.

Yeah, Mung could be naked.




and the owner of the biggest poops
and the one who couldn't stay away
and the someone with soul
and the next American Idol
and your mom's favorite mistake

I had second place for a while today although I was a long way from catching the squirrel by the tail.


Is that some sort of sexual inuendo? Pervert!

and the magically delicious ____.

and the least ugly ____.

and the recently committed ____.

and the creepy neighbor ____.

i r noob.

SUYT

Psssst Juan. He is boy.

and the magically delicious ____.

Can we get in trouble for using that? If not I'd vote for it.

and the loquacious...
and our pet...
and Magister...
and our tap dancing wonder,...
and sharp shooting...
and mesmerizing...
and the straight talking...
and the Emmy award winning...
and the giver of life...



I'll be right back; it's now time for a poop break.

and the loquacious...

This is ZuG. Let's stick with monosyllabic words, shall we?

and the oddly misshapen...

and the seizure inducing...

and the seizure inducing...

What, the powers that be, can set it so it only comes up when Pram, Lobster or I post?

dropped most on the head...

the most multiple personalities...

TTB, I don't think you get this.

If you look to your right you will see a big box. At the top of the box it says, "Who's on Zug". At the bottom of that box the last person to go on line has a cute little ditty right above their name. THAT is what we are writing.

Glad I could help.

and the most helpful person on Zug.....
Bill the Squirrel

and the Frost-ing moron who forgot the who's on zug box wasn't on this page....

Bill the Squirrel

TTB, I don't think you get this

and who's been dropped most on the head..

and who has the most multiple personalities...

and who's got the busiest hershey's highway...

and smellier than a goat...

and most anal retentive..

and who still rides the short bus...

and who's got the busiest hershey's highway...


A+

..."Tossing salads since 1980",,,"

Turd Valve

And our own special olympian...

and who most resembles a broke down hooker..

and who thinks eating mountain oysters is fine dining...

and who thinks farm animals are sexy...

and the loquacious

Further proof that nobody really reads my posts.

and the loquacious Further proof that nobody really reads my posts.


I can't agree with you there Shell!



Pants is a Nobody and he doesn't read your posts.

The Slippery When Wet
And, Hiding in your bushes
The extremely well endowed

Damn! I almost had a bingo except for that last one.

"Standing behind you ________"
"Watching you pee ______"
"Always late for work _________"
"The ever antisocial __________"
"The high school drop out _________"
"Have you seen ________"
"Missing since 2009 _______"
"The always bland ________"

and voted most likely to fail...

and still sucking their thumb...

and still uses an 8 track player...

and who uses the biggest sock when they stuff...

and who thinks they're the funniest...

and

our short penised friend_________________

unfortunately _______________________

in dire need of a breath mint____________________

now the rash free______________________

and

straight out of their transgender surgery____________________

This is ZuG. Let's stick with monosyllabic words, shall we?

Mono-what?

and the K-Fed to your Brit Brit _________.


and the least qualified ___________.


and the slap happy ___________.


and the inflamed ______________.


and strait from the bottom of the barrel ____________.

And the person most likely to be seen on the internet felching a midget while getting a maple syrup enema....KChiki

You're worse than the damn teasers on TV showing 40% of the movie in the damn trailer. We're never going to be able to afford that beach house if you keep GIVING IT AWAY!

Beach House?!?!?! BEACH HOUSE?!?!?!?! BEACH HOUSE?!?!?!

Who do you think I am, Chris Garrett?

Not only did you just ruin the ending, you ruined my appetite.

...and the mostly disease free ___________________ !

...and here's your host, ____________________ !

...and the phonologically pleasing _________________ !

...and the newest spokesperson for "Hooked on Phonics", ___________________!

...and the shadowy figure in the corner, _____________________ !

Beach House?!?!?!

If all you're going to do is air our "dirty laundry" in front of everyone, then I'm taking the "Lambo" and going home.

...and the heart stopping _______________
...and the trigger happy _________________
...and the swollen nippled________________
...and the lactose intolerant __________________
...and the next to run the Zug Store into the ground _______________
...and your baby valet for the night ______________________
...and the reverand for most online weddings___________________
...and your mom.

If all you're going to do is air our "dirty laundry" in front of everyone, then I'm taking the "Lambo" and going home.


Going home? Get your sweet ass into the kitchen and make me a sammich.

...and the maker of sammiches, _____________________ !

...and the sweet-smelling _______________________ !

...and the talk of the town, ______________________!

...and the monster under Chuck Norris' bed, ______________________ !

...and the hangnail on the toe of society, ______________________ !

...And the socially inept, ________!

And the defendant in the above-entitled action _________

Psssst Juan. He is boy.

I know.

Every time I read this thread's title, I want to say "Who's on Zug, What's on HOB, I Don't Know's on OMGWTFBBQPork".

and not Chris Garrett...

and the best boil buster...

and not fo shizzle...

and back from the dead...

and eats cholit bunnies ASS FIRST...

and just had a lobotomy...

and most medicated...

and exceeds moral tolerence...

and one of the many people here who doesn't know how to shut the Frost up


Pram
Bill the Squirrel
Test Tube Baby

Pram
Bill the Squirrel
Test Tube Baby
Velveturd

fixed

5 orbs for you VelveTurd

I'd like to see that on a bumper sticker.

Frost IT

Who's on Zug.

Oh! Oh! I am!

Pram
Bill the Squirrel
Test Tube Baby
Velveturd

D.) ALL OF THE ABOVE

fixed

Fixed the Fix!

nice frothy mug of Undies THE queen of Zug Live

The person most likely to be stabbed by the Queen is Barneybites!

Since "and the up-and-coming..." already exists, we should have "And the down-and-going..."

and one of the many people here who doesn't know how to shut the Frost up


Pram
Bill the Squirrel
Test Tube Baby
Velveturd

D.) ALL OF THE ABOVE

fixed

Fixed the Fix!


If we all STFU'd then how would we channel our inner Emerson?(By the way I don't mean rectum) Our personal lives would be in shambles and no one would like us.......wait.. well...maybe it doesn't help that much after all.

If you all stopped posting, John might actually make some money off this site.







...Naw, who am I kidding?

Pram
Bill the Squirrel
Test Tube Baby
VelveTurd

We're starting to resemble a club

Maybe we should call ourselves the Elitist Asshats.

nice frothy mug of Undies THE queen of Zug Live The person most likely to be stabbed by the Queen is Barneybites!



Your just jealous cause I think Undies is the funniest!

But I did soccermom ya cause you did make me smile

My submission is:

The unfunniest of them all BarneyBites

Why do ya think I mostly lurk?

The shaken but not stirred _______


The one your mother warned you about _______


The morally challenged _______

"A Chuck Norris disciple"

"Has a bodacious rack"

"King of the Liliputons"

it only comes up when Pram, Lobster or I post


I hate your Frost-ing guts, Bill!

it only comes up when Pram, Lobster or I post I hate your Frost-ing guts, Bill!


You wern't saying that 8 months ago when we got drunk.

YOU SUNOFABITCH!! That was supposed to be our secret! You promised....

I foresee Lobster and Bill on Jerry Springer and Maury Povich.

Get your tickets NOW !

Oh yeah? Well at least we've got ______________________.

Never last picked for kick ball, it's________________________.

A hero in his own mind, its____________________________.

Break out the dancing girls, it's ______________________.

Hey, hey, hey, it's_______________________.

And the scrumtralescent,
And the one who has been causing all that cancer,
And everyone's least favorite relative,
And the one your probation officer warned you about,
And the cream of the crack,
And the source of that smell,
And the one with the stickiest kleenex,
And the best Rick Astley look-alike,
And the friendliest bathroom attendant,

and that which induces heartburn...

Your just jealous cause I think Undies is the funniest!

Well, at least there is something we both can agree on.

And the one your mother never wanted, ____________

And the disturbingly fungus-like, ______________

See, it is a compliment. Because it means they will grow on you eventually. Like some kind of horrible rash or disease. Or fungus!

and the one who seems to be always bleeding from the crotch....

I totally misread that. I thought you said "bleeding from the couch". You hip kids and your slang...

hey Chance, you have a really squishy couch!

the grammatically correct ____________

the best solitaire player I've met ________________

the seriously dyslexic_________________

The Boner-Shrinking ____________

It's me! It's me!

And the answer to the financial crisis...

And the impostor, ___________!

I only want one:

and the humble coprophiliac

and the eyes of hellen keller, bayan rabbani.

The Always Tastey

The Badest of the Bad

The frequently Inspired

The Zugiest Zug

The Aspiring Saintlike

The Always Advantageous

The Frequently Cool

And the man in the yellow hat, ________________!

The fat and sassy, _________________

And the one we're all humoring _________

And the one who kills before he thinks _________

And the one they call Ravos, __________________!

And the employee of the month: ________________

"...and the most improved since yesterday,"

And the not dead yet,

And the not dead yet,

So what? Michael and Farrah can't post here now?

Yes!

I know it's been a while, but I've been too busy ruining the site to get around to this.

Today our fantastic developer Analog finally did.

Please enjoy a whole host of new adjectives now appearing in the "Who's on ZUG" page.

Hey Analog, can you make it say, "And the ruiner of Zug" every time John is at the bottom?

Hey Analog, can you make it say, "And the ruiner of Zug" every time John is at the bottom?

Maybe, but it would be much easier to do "Roadkill's a good thing whenever its" when you come up :)

Nevermind the bullocks it's ____________.

And the purveyer of purveying, ___________.

And still crazy after all these years it's ___________.

And the Castrato of Comedy it's __________.

Maybe, but it would be much easier to do "Roadkill's a good thing whenever its" when you come up :)



I Double. Dog. Dare. "YOU!"

and the biggest ass mother-Frosting zombie-bashing hoodrat bro-fist-pounding bastard the world has ever seen ...