Test Tube Baby 828 5
05/01/2009 03:19 PM

Ah cheer up..you haven't put your phone in the refrigerator yet, have you?

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
05/01/2009 03:22 PM

Well if I could understand a goddam word this eurotrash was saying, maybe I could relate. What the hells a snooker and who the Frost are those people....and box social??? This here is America son and if you ain't gonna talk proper english then don't talk at all. Goddam Scott, why don't ya go do some brown and go trainspotting.

Cruz : Milk Magnate 9,993 12
05/01/2009 03:26 PM

Ah cheer up..you haven't put your phone in the refrigerator yet, have you?

No, but the phone rang whilst I was ironing the other day and I ended up with third degree burns to my ear.

Pants 14,252 17
05/01/2009 04:08 PM

Milk get the Frost off of my train. Those were not your cartoons. You saw them in syndication or the end of the series.


Shakespeare I'm sorry. I'm just all emotional because I want to be a kid again too.

Wino Willie McManus 186,130 44
05/01/2009 11:52 PM

Things were not better in the old days. It's called euphoric recall. People tend to remember the good stuff and bury the bad stuff deep in their subconscious.

The sixties were not a simpler, more innocent time - I was a little kid and didn't know what was going on.

Music in the seventies was not superior to any other era - I was a teenager who spent countless hours sifting through that decade's musical dreck to find the nuggets of excellence that I then listened to over and over.

The eighties weren't the most exciting decade ever - cocaine was just cheap and plentiful.


That's it. I'm not far enough removed from the nineties yet to recall them euphorically. Mostly I remember being broke, trying to pay off debts, and work.

So far, I think the '00's (the oughts?) are the best decade ever.

And I'm about the oldest fogey here, except maybe Daggy.

Pubah 56,820 18
05/02/2009 12:10 AM

I remember the good stuff and bury the bad stuff in a wooded area near the river.

What's the Shrink term for that?

Wino Willie McManus 186,130 44
05/02/2009 12:14 AM

If you're burying at least four feet deep, I believe that's called "good sense."

Test Tube Baby 828 5
05/02/2009 12:41 AM

What's the Shrink term for that ?

Avoiding the Long Arm of the Law.

Ironbuttkickinsnork 45,655 12
05/02/2009 05:56 AM

Also, get off my lawn.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
05/02/2009 09:02 AM

Thomas the Tank Engine


He's a complete Poe. Even Boots the monkey could kick his ass.

Anh is here. 11,158 14
05/02/2009 09:18 AM

I'm 20, and turning 21 next month, so life is still getting better for me! Bwahaha. Honestly though, if cartoons, sugary treats, and sports are all you have to complain about, then growing old doesn't seem all that bad.

Your What?! Hurts? 5,582 10
05/02/2009 10:05 PM

I'd like to bitch about grey pubes. That totally blows.

Chit 178,781 15
05/02/2009 10:23 PM

I have absolutely no problem with my gray pubes.


I just wish that more people wanted to see them.