KChiki - Flu Free! (knock on wood) 128,399 98
05/06/2009 09:09 AM

Mine came from the name of a band that my now-husband and my friends were in. I used the first letter and added "Chiki" to it.

Boooooooooooooooring.

Ravos is the impostor 63,472 21
05/06/2009 09:10 AM

I honestly have no idea. 'Cause I'm super cool like that.

Wino Willie McManus 186,130 44
05/06/2009 09:10 AM

And here I was, thinking you liked storing nuts in your cheeks.

Wino Willie McManus 186,130 44
05/06/2009 09:13 AM

Damn pink computer slowing me down. That was meant for Bill, obviously.


As far as my screen name, I'm actually Wino Willie, Junior. It's a tribute to my late stepfather.

TomServo 3,759 7
05/06/2009 09:19 AM

Mine comes from a character in Star Wars

Ditdah 123,110 14
05/06/2009 09:36 AM

Mine's a family nickname, because my brother couldn't pronounce my real name when he was a baby. He called me "Ditdah" and it stuck.

Lots of people think it's because I'm into Morse Code. I'm sorry, but that's even too dorky for me.

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
05/06/2009 09:37 AM

Ok well I use to own a chocolate and tan Miniature Pincer and if you've ever owned a min pin you would know that they are the most hyper, misbehaving little turds in the Canine species. His fur felt and looked like velvet so hence TheVelveTurd. He tragically was killed when he leaped out of the window of our car and was struck by another vehicle, so in his memory his nickname is my moniker on every website I sign up for. It's not once been already taken.



Ok enough about me. What the Frost is a Jelly Tipped Neep and why can't I open this end.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
05/06/2009 09:40 AM

Mine comes from a character in Star Wars


You don't have to lie and say it's from Star Wars to sound cool.

TomServo 3,759 7
05/06/2009 09:47 AM

I really have to work on a way to convey sarcasm in e-mails and posts.

manhole 21,656 29
05/06/2009 10:42 AM

Mine is two fold. When I was living in an apartment while in the Navy, I had a computer room that gradually grew into sort of a mad scientist lab. I must of had half a dozen monitors and twice as many computers running a bunch of monitoring apps. I was big into blue boxing back then. My ex wife used to call it my man cave and her friends would call it a man hole.

There was a DJ that went by the name Manhole in the Hampton Roads area. He wasn't very funny, But he played really good music!

TomServo 3,759 7
05/06/2009 10:53 AM

Mine is two fold. When I was living in an apartment while in the Navy

Oh come on! Any story involving the navy and a "manhole" should really be ending differently.


Really!!!! No one got anything to add to this one!?

Chance IS the giver of life! 171,275 14
05/06/2009 11:01 AM

Holy Frost! I'm not esplaining myself again! From now on in these threads my answer is BECAUSE I Frost-ing SAID SO!

Now, who likes nipples?

Nipples of the Future! 2,207 7
05/06/2009 11:34 AM

Mine originally came from the fact that chickens, believe it or not, don't have nipples.

That was before realizing that my entry into the community fell into the same time of hiatus for another chicken themed member which caused confusion in some, and accusations of impersonation from others. It's bad enough being a noob, but being an unsuspecting name stealing noob is even worse. I still cry at night when I think of the horrible things that have been said to me.

Now it's just a Rocko's Modern Life reference.

manhole 21,656 29 raises hand, coughs
05/06/2009 11:39 AM

I...I like nipples.

KChiki - Flu Free! (knock on wood) 128,399 98
05/06/2009 11:40 AM

God, I LOVED Rocko's Modern Life!

"I'm a wild pig!!!"

Closet Friend 7,665 11
05/06/2009 11:51 AM

An emailee of mine was so moved after reading one of my marvelously entertaining transmittals that she asked in a reply if she could send it to "her closets 1003 friends." And soon thereafter, Closet Friend #1004 became known to the world. Just like Batman...

Footnote: Before that most awesome of transformations, I was known to the Gab Collective as mild mannered Mastur Platypus...

Nipples of the Future! 2,207 7
05/06/2009 12:14 PM

God, I LOVED Rocko's Modern Life!

"I'm nauseous.. I'm nauseous..."

Ahh the days when cartoons were still funny.

A nice frothy mug of Undies 101,398 77
05/06/2009 02:44 PM

I can't remember. I think I might have posted the reason in a thread similar to this in the past, but right now I don't feel like looking for it and failing. Someone else can try, if it means that much to them.

UnderWhere? I really have no clue.

MungChamp 35,891 35
05/06/2009 03:28 PM

I remember first hearing the term "Mung" my Freshman year of college. We were sitting around playing the "what would you rather do game" when a friend asked, "Would you rather suck on your grandmothers tampon or eat a heaping bowl of Mung?". I answered that I would love some delicious Mung, to my friends horror, but quickly back peddled after they described it to me.

I quickly fell in love with the term and realized it was the penultimate of all things that were awful. I started using it for online gaming and fantasy football and enjoyed "Munging" my opponents and letting them know they had been "Munged". After my third league championship, the term "champ" was added by my friends and it hasn't been removed since (I still kick so much ass).

I secretly enjoy when other people retype Mung and become desensitized to the horrific term and equate it with a me rather than the necrophiliac lubrication.

Cruz : Breast Enthusiast 9,993 12
05/06/2009 03:53 PM

As I spend at least four and sometimes as many as eight nights a week drinking I thought "Cruising for a Boozing" would be a pretty witty moniker.

The problem with it was that there wasn't really a shorter version you could use colloquially unlike Gab legends Undies, Spicey, TTJ et al so I changed it to Crusing f.a.b. in the hope that the "fab" part would catch on.

The problem was that someone else had already had this idea (fabs) and as a result I was pillioried by regulars on the board for confusing them, So I changed it again to Cruz since it was still quite close to the original and the same as one of David Beckhams kids and so far its working out quite nicely.

Now if I could only get to put my Willy Wonka in Chances choclate factory life would be complete

Cravin Moorhead 3,307 12
05/06/2009 04:01 PM

Frost, I have no idea. You guess is as good as mine. Obi Wan Comblome was simple, I'm dyslexic and spelled it wrong. Father Dave Murray because I was ordained as a minister in The Church of the Cross and Dave Murray was a guy I worked with that had like a million kids.

Cravin Moorhead 3,307 12
05/06/2009 04:07 PM

Oh yeah, I forgot. I like to get blow jobs.

Ironbuttkickinsnork 45,655 12
05/06/2009 04:23 PM

Oh yeah, I forgot. I like to get blow jobs

That makes you pretty Frost-ing special right there.


Must be the only guy in the whole world.

Woof Woof Dammit 127 5
05/06/2009 04:31 PM

Mine came from the fact that I want a dog. And name him damnit.

Lobster is Laying a Egg! 18,570 33
05/06/2009 05:14 PM

I've told my story, like, a bajillion times.

Drunken kareoke, crazy friend Amie, singing B-52s, points at me and says "Rockie's a Rock Lobsta" in her drunk-ass Boston accent. I love her dearly, but the accent drives me batty

Thud 68,506 19
05/06/2009 05:43 PM

It's an acronym.


If you're really curious as to what it stands for, call me.

Cerebrum 19 5
05/06/2009 05:57 PM

I like brains.

Anh is here. 11,158 14
05/06/2009 06:08 PM

My name is Anh, and I feel the need to declare my presence.

Butt Face Chicken McNugget 129 5
05/06/2009 09:34 PM

I posted for a long time on rotten tomatoes as darthdaddy. I almost picked that for here, but ended up feeling that it was too mundane after lurking you lot for a couple of weeks unregistered.

About 6 months ago I picked up Spore to give it a whirl (I'm a gaming junkie, and more over a Sims and Sim City vet, so I'll always give Will Wright's new freshness a shot).

After seeing how deep the creature creator tool was, I decided I would try to make a realistic Butt Face Chicken McNugget.

"Butt Face Chicken McNugget" is an insult my wife has been tossing around for a couple of years now. I still chuckle a bit when she throws it out there. So, it was only natural that I try this in Spore. The result:



On a funny side note, at the same time I also created The Tardicorn:



Anybody familliar with this game will know that it also allows you to create vehicles, buildings and other doodads for your species. For the Tardicorn, I created a whole line of "Short Bus" themed vehicles. Very wrong, I know.

(to be continued...)

Butt Face Chicken McNugget 129 5
05/06/2009 09:36 PM

Anyhoo, back to ol' Butt Face McNuggets, about two days after playing, I went to log in to Spore and found that my online access had been suspended. This suspension was accompanied by a form email explaining that I had offended Electronic Art's tender EULA with the "lewd content" I had created. The email sited poor ol' Butt Face Chicken McNugget (amazingly, the super un-PC Tardicorn managed to fly under thier radar). I was given a two day suspension, and a warning to remove the content or further action would be taken.

Shocked that something as innocent as a McNugget with a butt for a face could actually find a way to offend, I emailed EA customer service. I sited the fact that since playing the game, and allowing other users content to roam freely in my game, I had been regularly assulted by walking penises and an astounding abundance of Hitler spores.

EA's first response was to explain that any content that depicts nudity was not welcome. I responded by asking them if they know where on a Chicken McNugget I might find it's glute. They sent another form email with the EULA copied and pasted.

So, two days ended, and I did comply and remove the offending fast food product. However, I wasn't quite satisfied with my first ever ban. Having never really liked the pukes at EA, I felt it was my duty to now "speed test" thier EULA-offense-detection-system.

On day one back in, I created and shared this:



I call it "Two Spores One Cup". I also posted it's evolved version:



I was banned in 6 hours. AWESOME!

(to be concluded....)

Butt Face Chicken McNugget 129 5
05/06/2009 09:37 PM

Unfortunately, they raised the stakes and threatened my Warhammer Online account. My inner dork got scared, and I backed off.

So, the name is an homage to the lil' fellah that started my breif EA conflict. I love him and cherish him greatly. On a previously mentioned side note; the Tardicorn and his Short Bus enclave have spread accross the Spore universe unchecked to this day.

Lesson learned: EA is fine with content clowning on retards, penises and the Hollocaust, but don't you DARE show a McNugget's Butt!!!

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
05/06/2009 09:49 PM

A simple, "I'm a retard", would have sufficed.

Butt Face Chicken McNugget 129 5
05/06/2009 09:54 PM

You spoke directly to me!

I think I already love Bill the mostest!

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
05/06/2009 09:57 PM

Hello dear, are you new?

Butt Face Chicken McNugget 129 5
05/06/2009 10:04 PM

Not knowing the post limit before writing the above wall of novella didn't make it painfully obvious, sweet-cheecks?

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
05/06/2009 10:06 PM

Not knowing the post limit before writing the above wall of novella didn't make it painfully obvious, sweet-cheecks?

I like you, you wanna go to Prom? I get to be the man though.

Anh is here. 11,158 14
05/06/2009 10:08 PM

You guys can use my garage for an after party! I'll bring wine coolers, but bring your own lube.

Butt Face Chicken McNugget 129 5
05/06/2009 10:09 PM

As long as a reach-around is thrown in, I'm game.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
05/06/2009 10:17 PM

This has gone a little further than I am willing to go. Anh and his wine coolers, "NO Frost-ing WAY!"

Pants 14,252 17
05/06/2009 10:30 PM

"Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred."

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
05/07/2009 07:50 AM

Isn't that moment when sarcastic gay banter reaches the uncomfortable point great. It's what is referred to as the broner. Many men have been there but few will admit it.

Ravos is the impostor 63,472 21
05/07/2009 08:02 AM

I like how Bill is opposed to wine coolers, but not the rest.

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
05/07/2009 08:12 AM

I like how Bill is opposed to wine coolers, but not the rest.


Uh...I think that was his joke but thanks for the recap.

Ravos is the impostor 63,472 21
05/07/2009 08:13 AM

Now that I think about it, I can vaguely remember how I chose my first name. I had done a drawing of a squirrel with a sombrero & taco. I name most of my artwork, so I named him "Ravos, the Taco Squirrel", and that was my original name here. But then, Taco got pissed for stealing her name, like most would, so I changed it to something else, but kept the Ravos.

KChiki - Flu Free! (knock on wood) 128,399 98
05/07/2009 08:21 AM

Well done, Nugget. You could make an article out of that.

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
05/07/2009 08:22 AM

Mine's a family nickname, because my brother couldn't pronounce my real name when he was a baby. He called me "Ditdah" and it stuck.


Your real name is Diddle? Strange but appropriate.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
05/07/2009 08:27 AM

Well done, Nugget. You could make an article out of that.


I concure, if not though he could make spore versions of all of us. Then when we are bickering he could make our little spore Live'rs fight and see who wins.

The Purr in Purulent 1,071 8
05/07/2009 09:03 AM

I named him "Ravos, the Taco Squirrel", and that was my original name here. But then, Taco got pissed for stealing her name, like most would, so I changed it to something else, but kept the Ravos.

What a shame. If you had kept it, then even rank noobz would know how much of a furry taco you are without having to read your posts.

Granted, Bill might have objected to you accidentally outing him by sheer name association, but we all would have known it not to be true because of his aforementioned fondness HATRED of wine coolers.

Ravos is the impostor 63,472 21
05/07/2009 09:08 AM

I've been here longer than Bill the Squirrel, but not as long as Taco.

And I don't even know who you are.

Pram-a-lam 80,728 42
05/09/2009 08:59 AM

Mine means, "I am going to rape you until you are a ghost".