Craven Moorhead's number is 429-466-6324.

Actually, that's your brother's number, isn't it, Whistler?

I tried my phone number. All I got was:

There are no words in 491-7770

UPLOAD (875-6237)

is there a silent Q?

UPLOAD (875-6237) is there a silent Q?

Oops! Damnit. I forgot the "S"

UPLOADS. Good catch, Dinesh.

Uhm... Are you sure you want to share your actual number on here, man?

It's a cell phone. I'd also prefer donkey calls to the Spanish telemarketers who usually call me.

,Burro!

I'm starting to think Whistler has a bit of a man crush on me.

Nice... 605-764-6769 so horny

When I was a teenager my brother and I got our own shared phone. By random luck, the number happened to spell out "chicken". We got some of the weirdest calls, usually late at night. Guys who sounded stoned would call to place a take-out order.

After a few of those calls we decided to just go with it and say we'd be happen to take down the order. Then we'd give them the address to the Pioneer Chicken in the next town over.

This is a great article -- funny, true-life, and well-written. We're featuring it on the ZUG Homepage today, even though my phone number doesn't spell anything.

I also think it'd be funny to call businesses with inadvertently terrible vanity numbers, like 1-800-SCROTUM, and see what happens.

My phone number doesn't spell anything either.

My last four digits spell "homo".

The last 4 digits of my phone number match my street address. When I bought my house, I asked for this specifically. The phone company was going to try and charge me 75 cents a month, but I told them that my children were mentally challenged and this would help them remember.

The sad part is other members of my family (not labeled retarded) still have trouble remembering the number. Gah!

I also think it'd be funny to call businesses with inadvertently terrible vanity numbers, like 1-800-SCROTUM, and see what happens.

In the 207 area code the number 207-727-6886 (207-SCROTUM) is registered to a Mr. C. C. Filipe,, What the hell?

All i get out of my number is silt. ok?

97 cant bath

Seriously, that's my cell number.

Toll...I got nothin

I got no phone

I got no toe nail clippers

But I do have yous' guys'

and I'm thankful

After a few of those calls we decided to just go with it and say we'd be happen

You'd be happen?

You'd be happen?

Sorry, that should have been "...we'd be happenin'...". It was the Seventies, after all.

words right out my mouf.

50-OK-kill

How unfortunate. My assassination hotline will no longer be valid once I've got my 51st target.

This is some Shakespeare a creepy guy would pull at a bar to try and get girls' numbers.

"Heyyy there, sweet cheeks. How about you tell me your phone number, and I'll tell you what it spells?"

256-9562
Strangely enough this number is registered to a glass maker.

Lol! I totally just joined for this post.
My phone # is Mr Funk 4. LOVE IT!

The phone number for the house I grew up in spelled.
99-A-BRAT.
I think my parents were trying to sell my siblings.

mine spells ROLL EGG.

Cool! I think I will.

You guys are all losers.


To be honest, I'm just pissed that my phone number doesn't spell anything.

mine spelled UASSDIE

Should I worry?

Mine doesn't spell anything, but on the upside my name is;
27244 42645866

How does that differ from the downside?

86742 436337766

That's MY name!!

I just got a lot of nonsensical crap, the only one that catches my attention was 99-Mrs-sib, which still doesn't make sense but for some reason I felt compelled to post here.

My freakin number has too many nines and sevens.

My office phone number is my first name. My cell is my daughter's.

Where did you move that phone numbers only have 4 digits?

mine spelled UASSDIE

You know, now that I think of it, I occasionally get bouts of bad gas, maybe thats what they mean!

Mayberry.

Don't make me send Barney after you.

Mine spells LOT-SOB-8....sucky. :(

few-herb. Apparently, the phone company wants me to sell weed.

wed 50 so

What the Frost is THAT supposed to mean?

Thanks for the donkey call last night in my voicemail. It cheered me up during my poker game. The person sounded like Pram but I don't have the phone number to verify.

I have to wonder if you ever called 537-2426 (LESBIAN)

Who would EVER call that number?

I have to wonder if you ever called...

You shouldn't post your spam without an area code.

Sorry, not spam. Just wondering what the response on the other end of the line might be. Offended? Interested? Both?

Ummm... my penis is occupied/I'm a total fag. Seriously though, send pics to email in Lobsta's profile.



















You better forward them if she sends 'em Rock. She's cute on myspace.

No regrets, Anh?

None at all, lamp-living lady!

It doesn't work with any french number (or it's only mine :s)

ahha reacts of people are damn funny ... the old man for pianist ... come on hahaha