Whistler P. McManus 135,831 13
05/10/2009 06:45 AM

Craven Moorhead's number is 429-466-6324.

Jeeni Beanie 9,759 8 cringes
05/10/2009 06:46 AM

Actually, that's your brother's number, isn't it, Whistler?

Anh is here. 10,397 8
05/10/2009 07:37 AM

I tried my phone number. All I got was:

There are no words in 491-7770

dinesh 21,106 12
05/10/2009 08:02 AM

UPLOAD (875-6237)

is there a silent Q?

Jeeni Beanie 9,759 8
05/10/2009 08:07 AM

UPLOAD (875-6237)
is there a silent Q?


Oops! Damnit. I forgot the "S"

UPLOADS. Good catch, Dinesh.

Jeeni Beanie 9,759 8 looks up MD area codes and gets ready to donkey call Anh
05/10/2009 08:11 AM

Uhm... Are you sure you want to share your actual number on here, man?

Anh is here. 10,397 8
05/10/2009 08:17 AM

It's a cell phone. I'd also prefer donkey calls to the Spanish telemarketers who usually call me.

Dogs Akimbo 156,536 9
05/11/2009 02:44 AM

,Burro!

Cravin Moorhead 3,293 9
05/11/2009 03:00 AM

I'm starting to think Whistler has a bit of a man crush on me.

Cravin Moorhead 3,293 9
05/11/2009 03:08 AM

Nice... 605-764-6769 so horny

Thud 51,593 7
05/11/2009 04:11 AM

When I was a teenager my brother and I got our own shared phone. By random luck, the number happened to spell out "chicken". We got some of the weirdest calls, usually late at night. Guys who sounded stoned would call to place a take-out order.

After a few of those calls we decided to just go with it and say we'd be happen to take down the order. Then we'd give them the address to the Pioneer Chicken in the next town over.

John Hargrave 115,416 15
05/13/2009 07:08 PM

This is a great article -- funny, true-life, and well-written. We're featuring it on the ZUG Homepage today, even though my phone number doesn't spell anything.

I also think it'd be funny to call businesses with inadvertently terrible vanity numbers, like 1-800-SCROTUM, and see what happens.

KChiki - Flu Free! (knock on wood) 47,335 10
05/13/2009 07:35 PM

My phone number doesn't spell anything either.

Fratberry 215,740 11
05/13/2009 07:44 PM

My last four digits spell "homo".

UnderMcHaggis 71,199 13
05/13/2009 08:38 PM

The last 4 digits of my phone number match my street address. When I bought my house, I asked for this specifically. The phone company was going to try and charge me 75 cents a month, but I told them that my children were mentally challenged and this would help them remember.

The sad part is other members of my family (not labeled retarded) still have trouble remembering the number. Gah!

Mothcleaner 3,584 5
05/13/2009 09:20 PM

I also think it'd be funny to call businesses with inadvertently terrible vanity numbers, like 1-800-SCROTUM, and see what happens.

In the 207 area code the number 207-727-6886 (207-SCROTUM) is registered to a Mr. C. C. Filipe,, What the hell?

Mothcleaner 3,584 5
05/13/2009 09:23 PM

All i get out of my number is silt. ok?

Lobster is Laying a Egg! 9,605 9
05/13/2009 09:33 PM

97 cant bath

Seriously, that's my cell number.

Pubah 47,210 11
05/14/2009 05:28 AM

Toll...I got nothin

I got no phone

I got no toe nail clippers

But I do have yous' guys'

and I'm thankful

Pram-a-lam 51,549 8
05/14/2009 06:35 AM

After a few of those calls we decided to just go with it and say we'd be happen

You'd be happen?

Thud 51,593 7
05/14/2009 07:14 AM

You'd be happen?

Sorry, that should have been "...we'd be happenin'...". It was the Seventies, after all.

Pram (no relation) 51,549 8
05/14/2009 09:33 AM

words right out my mouf.

Babarius the barbarian Barber 59 7
05/14/2009 02:52 PM

50-OK-kill

How unfortunate. My assassination hotline will no longer be valid once I've got my 51st target.

Juan Campos 1,134 1
05/14/2009 09:32 PM

This is some Shakespeare a creepy guy would pull at a bar to try and get girls' numbers.

"Heyyy there, sweet cheeks. How about you tell me your phone number, and I'll tell you what it spells?"

Second Hand Piquantrax 898 3
05/14/2009 10:58 PM

256-9562
Strangely enough this number is registered to a glass maker.

Reverendhongry 289 1
05/21/2009 06:10 AM

Lol! I totally just joined for this post.
My phone # is Mr Funk 4. LOVE IT!

Pants 11,496 13
05/21/2009 06:26 AM

The phone number for the house I grew up in spelled.
99-A-BRAT.
I think my parents were trying to sell my siblings.

Pram (no relation) 51,549 8
05/21/2009 01:35 PM

mine spells ROLL EGG.

Cool! I think I will.

Juan Campos 1,134 1
05/21/2009 08:59 PM

You guys are all losers.


To be honest, I'm just pissed that my phone number doesn't spell anything.

Asskisser Deluxe 2,003 2
07/21/2009 01:58 AM

mine spelled UASSDIE

Should I worry?

Unknown Duck 498 1
07/21/2009 04:32 AM

Mine doesn't spell anything, but on the upside my name is;
27244 42645866

Dr. Manhole 6,958 6
07/21/2009 06:21 AM

How does that differ from the downside?

Lobsta-better meal than Chance! 9,605 9
07/21/2009 06:44 AM

86742 436337766

That's MY name!!

Maruti Driver 340 5
07/21/2009 07:12 AM

I just got a lot of nonsensical crap, the only one that catches my attention was 99-Mrs-sib, which still doesn't make sense but for some reason I felt compelled to post here.

My freakin number has too many nines and sevens.

Chix is in da house 236,007 13
07/21/2009 04:22 PM

My office phone number is my first name. My cell is my daughter's.

There's only one Ditdah 114,660 10
07/21/2009 07:19 PM

Where did you move that phone numbers only have 4 digits?

Asshat Deluxe 2,003 2
07/21/2009 09:29 PM

mine spelled UASSDIE

You know, now that I think of it, I occasionally get bouts of bad gas, maybe thats what they mean!

Chix is in da house 236,007 13
07/21/2009 09:32 PM

Mayberry.

Don't make me send Barney after you.

HellaKlutz 0 2
07/22/2009 01:24 AM

Mine spells LOT-SOB-8....sucky. :(

dacheat 2,320 0
07/22/2009 05:04 AM

few-herb. Apparently, the phone company wants me to sell weed.

Crash Test Dummy 3,343 5
07/22/2009 02:20 PM

wed 50 so

What the Frost is THAT supposed to mean?

What's Goin' Anh? 10,397 8
07/22/2009 09:30 PM

Thanks for the donkey call last night in my voicemail. It cheered me up during my poker game. The person sounded like Pram but I don't have the phone number to verify.

HaphSaph (Jen) 2 1
07/23/2009 02:10 AM

I have to wonder if you ever called 537-2426 (LESBIAN)

There's only one Ditdah 114,660 10
07/23/2009 05:28 AM

Who would EVER call that number?

Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot 5,768 4
07/23/2009 05:36 AM

I have to wonder if you ever called...

You shouldn't post your spam without an area code.

HaphSaph (Jen) 2 1
07/23/2009 05:52 AM

Sorry, not spam. Just wondering what the response on the other end of the line might be. Offended? Interested? Both?

Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot 5,768 4
07/23/2009 07:13 AM

Ummm... my penis is occupied/I'm a total fag. Seriously though, send pics to email in Lobsta's profile.



















You better forward them if she sends 'em Rock. She's cute on myspace.

Jeeni: Currently granting wishes 9,759 8
07/23/2009 07:43 PM

No regrets, Anh?

What's Goin' Anh? 10,397 8
07/24/2009 03:47 AM

None at all, lamp-living lady!

mandellia 36 1
08/17/2009 01:51 PM

It doesn't work with any french number (or it's only mine :s)

LeLibrePenseur 0 1
09/03/2009 10:56 PM

ahha reacts of people are damn funny ... the old man for pianist ... come on hahaha