The Mailman 176,464 56
05/10/2009 11:06 PM

I collect Hot Wheels... and vintage porn.

... and unfunny threads.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
05/11/2009 03:17 AM

urnals

I also collect egregious spelling errors. Thank you.

Ravos is the impostor 63,472 21
05/11/2009 08:58 AM

I collect Hot Wheels... and vintage porn.

... and unfunny threads.

And vintage unfunny threads.

KChiki - Flu Free! (knock on wood) 128,399 98
05/11/2009 09:56 AM

I don't collect them anymore, but I have two lawn-bags full of Beanie Babies.

Lobster is Laying a Egg! 18,570 33
05/11/2009 04:58 PM

My mom colects porcelain dolls. She has over 300 of them. They just sit on shelves in her living room, staring blankly at nothing. I have had so many nightmares about those things.


My guilty pleasure? sex with strangers Chocolate. I have boxes saved from all sorts of chocolate shoppes I've been to. I ate the chocolate, of course because I'm a cow it would be wasteful not to.

Thud 68,506 19
05/11/2009 06:34 PM

Guilty pleasure?

No guilty pleasures for me. I was acquitted.

Cravin Moorhead 3,307 12
05/11/2009 06:35 PM

Lobster, that's Frosted up! They are creepy as hell.

Pants 14,252 17
05/11/2009 08:06 PM

My only real guilty pleasure besides seeing how many times I can whack it before my carpal tunnel starts to flare up is to find passed out homeless people and see how many boogers I can get to stick on their face before they wake.

Ravos is the impostor 63,472 21
05/12/2009 07:40 AM

I have boxes saved from all sorts of chocolate shoppes I've been to.

I think you have already proved you aren't good at saving your box.

Gonzo 20,522 17
05/12/2009 12:18 PM

I collect the souls of the unwary.

...and thimbles.























(and yes... thimbles have souls.)

Cruz : Breast Enthusiast 9,993 12
05/12/2009 12:31 PM

I'd have to say my current guilty pleasure is peeing in my empty beer bottles instead of walking all the way upstairs to the bathroom.

As long I keep remembering to empty them before I go to bed and don't leave them in the kitchen I shouldn't have anything to worry about.

Although I now doubt if I ever go to a Gablive event anyone will accept if I offer them a beer.

UnderMcHaggis 101,398 77
05/12/2009 02:00 PM

I collect children.

Mothcleaner 4,106 10 speaking with Bill the squirrel in mind
05/12/2009 02:40 PM

I collect Grudges, GAB/Livers addresses, and Guns Anal beads Popsicle sticks.

Your What?! Hurts? 5,582 10
05/13/2009 08:44 PM

What's your guilty pleasure...

Frost-ing your mom.




Whew! There's a load off!

Giggigy Giggity Goo 51 6
05/16/2009 07:16 PM

I like to fart in jars and sell them on ebay

Second Hand Piquantrax 972 10
05/16/2009 08:28 PM

Guilty pleasure?

Rascal Flatts

P*H*L*A 131,068 34
05/17/2009 12:33 PM

Rascal Flatts sounds like the product name for farts in jars.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
05/17/2009 05:03 PM

I collect unusual, strange and weird stories. Like The poop Knife or Blind man and his chicken with no feet.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
05/17/2009 05:28 PM

I like to shove old ladies down on the subway platform, steal their handbags, and poop into the handbags.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
05/17/2009 05:30 PM

I almost wrote and poop into them, but then I realized that some of you grammar nazis might suggest that I poop into the old ladies.

I have a guilty pleasure, but not that guilty.

Pubah 56,820 18
05/17/2009 08:19 PM

GabLive...or is that an addiction?

Juan Campos 1,173 5
05/19/2009 09:01 AM

Masturbating while stoned.

Lobster is Still Waiting for Godot 18,570 33
05/19/2009 09:37 AM

I like to meet pople on the internet, get them to fall in love with me and buy me lots of stuff, like cell phone service for a year, plane tickets to Greece and a few nights at the Omni Hotel in Jacksonville, complete with room service and spending money to go party with my friends. I promise them that I will move across the country to be with them so they keep letting me use their company credit card to go shopping and take my friends out to expensve dinners. Then I find another schmuck with a sad story and use schmuck#1's money to make schmuck#2's life a little better. Eventually I get tired of both of them, ignore them for a while, and then start the cycle all over again.

Ravos is New & Improved 63,472 21
05/19/2009 09:40 AM

But only after having their baby, right?

Lobster is Still Waiting for Godot 18,570 33
05/19/2009 09:44 AM

No that story was about BlueLep.

Ravos is New & Improved 63,472 21
05/19/2009 09:45 AM

So was he schmuck #1 or schmuck #2?

Lobster is Still Waiting for Godot 18,570 33
05/19/2009 09:47 AM

#1. Schmuck #2 is the one that got me where I am now. Dammit.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
05/19/2009 09:53 AM

Next go around, can I be schmuck #2?

Juan Campos 1,173 5
05/19/2009 09:13 PM

Next go around, can I be schmuck #2?

You better get to Texas fast. Next go around starts in 15 minutes.