Any and every new incarnation of "Credit Report Dot Com Baby."

"Give me back that fillet o' fish, give me that fish.

Give me back that fillet o' fish, give me that fish.

What if it were you, hangin' up on this wall..."

Any and every new incarnation of "Credit Report Dot Com Baby."

You Frost-ing bastard! That's going to stuck in my head all day.

Ooooooooooooooh, Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I didn't think about the theme song from Sponge Bob the whole time I was moved out of my house. Now every time I get home after work, I find myself answering that question.

For those in New England:

Furniture Discount ... Quality, Comfort and Price! (That's nice)

I know this isn't exactly a jingle but I saw this ad for a furniture store the other day and it cracked me up:

"Sofa King .... Cheap!"

(If you don't get it at first then try saying it real fast)

When I first moved to the midwest, I had no idea that even in my grave, I'll probably have:

"Save big money at Menaaaarrrrrrddddds!"

going through my head.

I've had the Mini Sirloin Burgers jingle stuck in my head for the last month and a half.

(Those are from Jack in the Box for all you east coastianicanites)

Link to video of said Mini Sirloin Burger commercial

" No ass or twat too big so when you go explorin 'em,

Just make stop at Dick's Dildoooooo Emporium."



What? They don't have those where you live?

Jeeni you evil bitch!!!

You don't say?

"That name again, is Mr. Plow."

AND JEENI WINS BY A LANDSLIDE.

I will so cut you.

1-800-54-GIANT

The Meow Mix theme jingle

Get your skis shined up,
grab a stick of juicy fruit,
the taste is gunna move ya.

Take a sniff,
pull it out,
the taste is gunna move you when you pop it in your mouth.

I realize the connotations of the second half...

Jeeni, you bitch! I was going to post that for Ditdah earlier today but got sidetracked. I'm thinking about making that my new ringback tone - it's almost as evil as the one I have now.

I love you, you love me

How the hell do ya think I got this stupid screen name??

five dollar
five dollar
five dollar foot loooongs!

By Mennen

Oh and of course "Tom, you have Herpes"





Wasn't really a jingle as such, but it sure stayed with me.

The current one guaranteed to stay stuck in my head (and I always have to share my misery with manhole when it does) is Poker Face by Lady Ga Ga. I think that's her name because whenever I hear one of her songs I go, "GA!!!"

"Poker face?? I barely know her!"

I now have the song "Do the Ditdah" stuck in my head.

And for the whippersnappers who might not know what that sounds like:

Do it!

Poker Face by Lady Ga Ga


I always get a funny feeling in my pee pee when she says, "Cause, I'm bluffen with my muffin".

Anyone remember the Corn Nuts jingle?

"Bust a nut, bust a nut."

Link for non-believers

Jeeni's killing me.

I did have this song stuck in my head for days though:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw-INFTEack

Was Jeenie's post removed, or is there a problem on my end?


In any case, I am occasionally haunted by the stupid, repetitive "I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back" ribs jingle, but for almost 50 years now, this has never been far from my thoughts:

Hot dogs
Armour hot dogs
What kind of kids eat Armour hot dogs?

Fat kids
Skinny kids
Kids who climb on rocks

Tough kids
Sissy kids
Even kids with chicken pox love

Hot dogs
Armour hot dogs
The dogs kids love to bite!

I also occasionally catch myself singing the old Choo-choo Charlie jingle for Good-N-Plenty candy, and singing AND DOING THE DANCE for the Fig Newton commercial featuring the Big Fig.

And if you remember either of those, you're Frost-ing old.

Speaking of old stuff Whistler, do you remember the concession stand jingle they used to play at the drive in movies?




Laugh if you must but this is the Shakespeare nightmares are made of when you are eight years old.

My bologna has a first name
It's O-s-c-a-r...

"You've never really tasted Grape Soda before
till you've tried Welches'...

"This is dogchow's finest hour"

Who could forget this?

Was Jeenie's post removed, or is there a problem on my end?

If you can't see any of the embedded videos, it's probably for the best, Whistler.

I just played all 3 videos at the same time. Arrghh!

Well, if we're going back to the '70s or older--how about:

Winchester tastes good like a (boom boom) cigarette should!

When we were kids, we used to pretend we were smoking cigarettes and sing the song. I tried searching on Youtube but the search engine wasn't working just now.

Two whole beef patties
Special sauce
Lettuce, cheese pickles onions on a sesamie seed bun. Yeah!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8_wr0tGP_0

I can't seem to forget you
Your Windsong stays on my mind....


By Prince Machavelli

"All those people that you know. All those people that you know. All those people that you know, floatin' in the river are dead."

..."I'd like to teach the world to sing
in perfect harmony
I'd like to give the world some coke
then keep it comapany"...

"Butterfly in the sky, I can go twice as high
Take a look, it's in a book -uh, Reading Rainbow.

I can go anywhere!
Friends to know-uh and ways to grow-uh -uh Reading Rainbow.

I can be anything!
Take a look, it's in a book -uh Reading Rainbow.

Reading Rainbow. Reading RainBOW? Reading Rainbow! Reading Rainbow! Paid for by the National Endowment For The Arts and Children Like You Rainbow, Rainbow..."

*mellotron*