Wall O' Text strikes again!

Anyway, did your photographer post the pics anywhere?

So, I had just finished finals my senior year of college and, as a treat to myself, I decided to make an appointment to get my first ever bikini wax...

A treat? I'm confused. Are you masochistic?

If you are, I know of a few great S&M clubs in Atlanta.
Hit me up kiddo.

I am sure John will replace the goatsee pictures below, since we are encouraging writers now, but it is still relevant to the article.



Next time add some space and pictures of your cooter. Feel free to send them to me in advance, since we are all like neighbors, n' Shakespeare.

I thought it was brilliant, and I added spacing.

Five ZUGZ UP!

I've also added photos and linked from today's homepage.

Thanks to Al for the butt graphic. I knew it would come in handy.

I thought it was brilliant,

That's because you're a guy. Guys will see this as a comedy article (or some preverted turn-on.) All the females in the audience are going to see this as a horror story.

*shudder*

Glad you survived it, Pinklady! And thanks for the contribution - I have another thing to add to my "experiences I can galdly live without" list.

Crybaby. It hurts less the more often you do it. Kind of like anal.

I actually have an appointment to get waxed next week. Seeing as the fetus is going to emerge any day now, I figured a slightly uncomfortable procedure would spur contractions and I could get back to whoring myself out for shoe money my regular duties as Trae's replacement GAB's most annoying GABber much sooner than anticipated.

Seeing as the fetus is going to emerge any day now

You're pregnant?!?!?!?!

You, sir, are a douche nozzle.

First, a new text editor that my spellcheck actually works in. Now John is formatting an adding pics to our articles? Awesome. The new Zug just keeps getting better and better.









Not hatin', her content and style was good.
"I, clearly confused, ask her if this is normal procedure for a Brazilian wax. She replies, "Nope". Awesome. I can count on my hand how many times I have actually been at a loss for words. This was one of those times."
Priceless
Just sayin'.

Doo doo baby

Things I've gleaned from this story.

Your first wax was after your senior your of college, and you have a poopy butthole.

This leads me to believe you had an afrocrotch throughout your university years, and either you're so fat you can't wipe yourself, you have T-Rex arms, and/or the wiping stick is not long enough.

If Ditdah is the worst lesbian ever, you are her heterosexual counterpart.

a similar thing happen to me except it was at an Asain spa and she was wiping up something else.

Use your grammar, scatterbrain. It makes my eyes bleed otherwise.

Dear John,

I realize you are trying to turn ZUG into a more "people friendly" site, but a warning for my previous post in this thread? Really?

Fine, I'll apologize.

Ditdah, I should have never analogized you to Pinkwhomever. You are far superior in so many ways.


Signed,

Me


P.S. Anal O'Jized were be a great porn name.
P.P.S. Heh, anal.

Oh look who's a whiny Carroll sore now!!

Oh look who's a whiny Carroll sore now!!

Your mom.

I'm not really all that whiny about it. I just thought it was funny that someone complained. Its not the first time I have received a warning.

Though it was the first time that it was delivered to me by a monkey in a tutu. And I really liked the basket of assorted chocolated that came with it.

Uh..Big..I don't think those are chocolates.

Damn, and I fed them to a Seeing Eye Dog.

You want to wax what!!?

Poetic, you silly goose.

Once Kim asked for a Brazillian
to look good at the nude cotillian
Some chick talking trash
Wiped out her ass
And ther hairs she removed were bazillion

Things I've gleaned from this story.


1. Fat. Daughter. Someone whose eyebrows are groomed to such an extreme did not let her whoopsiedoodle grooming get completely out of control.

2. Lose the shoulder freckles. Freckles are Chance's schtick. You need your own. Maybe overgroomed eyebrows can be yours.

3. You should date B.I.G. He's a successful attourney, and very handsome. Or at least I imagine he's handsome. I've never actually seen his face.

4. If B.I.G. really got a warning for his earlier post, then the terrorists have won.

I have nothing but respect for a Live'r who:

1.)Is a hottie
2.)Writes well
3.)Has this link on her web site.

Well, after waxing I imagine your wiping goes smoother, no?

I liked it. But what the hell is ebedeesing?

After all this talk about pulling the hairs off the bunghole, do you really want to know?

I know I don't.

do you really want to know?

You're new here, aren't you?

New, but old at the same time. Does that make sense to you?

I'm also a bit curious as to what ebedeesing is.

Ebedeesing is a chemical peel process in which the freckles are removed from someone's shoulders.

A salon owner I knows plucks out the butthairs for her stripper clients. WOOOHOOO

Ebedeesing is a chemical peel process in which the freckles are removed from someone's shoulders.

Why on earth would someone do that??

I told her she had to, because you're the only one allowed to rock shoulder freckles, baby.

Asian wax...terrifying!!

Whistler, youre sweet talking me a lot lately. Momma likes.