Naughty but KChiki. 128,399 98
05/27/2009 12:36 PM

Clickies for "diabeetus".

Naughty but KChiki. 128,399 98
05/27/2009 12:39 PM

Diabeetus.

Diabeetus.

I CAN'T STOP SAYING IT!!

BillSalamie 67,057 13
05/27/2009 12:41 PM

I knew a guy in college that, on a dare, answered the door to a house naked when some Jehovah's Witnesses came to the door. I didn't see it personally, but supposedly the Jehovah's acted like nothing odd was going on and kept trying to do their pitch.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
05/27/2009 12:42 PM

I want diabteetus and a three-wolf T-shirt. Then my life will be complete.

Dr. Moth Kevorkian 4,106 10
05/27/2009 01:44 PM

I knew a guy in college that, on a dare, answered the door to a house naked when some Jehovah's Witnesses came to the door.

People normally only do that on a dare?










Shakespeare.

Schticky Nipples 2,207 7
05/27/2009 01:51 PM

I knew a guy in college that, on a dare, answered the door to a house naked when some Jehovah's Witnesses came to the door. I didn't see it personally, but supposedly the Jehovah's acted like nothing odd was going on and kept trying to do their pitch.

Fake! That was on Episode 27 of The Office.

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
05/27/2009 01:54 PM

Let it go Nips, I was just bustin yer balls.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
05/27/2009 05:07 PM

Fake! That was on Episode 27 of The Office

My story is from 1991. I said I didn't see it personally but I sure as hell didn't lift it from a TV show.
And I'm sure if you were to dig around you'd find the Office stole it from someone else anyway.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
05/27/2009 05:07 PM

So Frost off Carroll.

Schticky Nipples 2,207 7
05/27/2009 08:08 PM

Jeez.. as hard skinned as you guys act, I sure sense a little sand in the vagina.

While it may not have been what some call "funny", no offense was intended other than the low grade offense that is usually incorporated in ball busting.

I'll sweep up the dump I took on this conversation and step away.

Thud 68,506 19
05/27/2009 08:28 PM

Nipps, don't let it worry you. People feel free to go off at one another here, sometimes to the detriment of the thread/site. If you feel you would like to discuss this and might want some guidance, my email is in my profile.

UnderWhelmed 101,398 77
05/27/2009 09:14 PM

Dude, some of the vaginas around here are so vast, they're full of sand CASTLES.

Feel free to message me too! Thud may be prettier than me, and he may have perkier tits, but MY slivers are the stickiest.

UnderWhelmed 101,398 77
05/27/2009 09:16 PM

WTF? That was supposed to be stinkiest.

Never mind. Now that I think about it, neither is a positive.

Why do my arguments always end this way? I'm so confuzzled.

Thud 68,506 19
05/27/2009 09:22 PM

I'm not prettier than you, Undies. Perkier, perhaps that's true, but not prettier. You, at least, have seen my picture and know which word describes my looks:


Moustagly.

Under the Camel, I mean Mistletoe 101,398 77
12/07/2009 09:59 AM

I felt like bumping this because the word "diabeetus" has been stuck in my head all morning. I want to share it with Kchicka.

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
12/07/2009 10:18 AM

but it wasn't a van.

Was it a boat?

Lobster Roasting on an Open Fire 18,570 33
12/07/2009 12:48 PM

Hee hee hee "diabeetus."

hairy festivus gal 14,795 17
12/08/2009 04:56 AM

"diabeetus"

F-you Undies! Now I'm poisoned too!

KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 128,399 98
12/08/2009 07:02 AM

How did I miss the "diabeetus"??

Diabeetus.

A little dreidel made of PuddingPop 1,379 9
12/08/2009 11:48 AM

You should get different members of your family to knock on their door and read passages from your literotica, saying how it is relevant to today's world.

A little dreidel made of PuddingPop 1,379 9
12/08/2009 11:48 AM

oh...and DIABEETUS!



heehee, that does feel nice.

Cyco 'Chuck Fristmas' Ivan 11,330 11
12/08/2009 11:57 AM

Ironically Quaker Oats (which Wilford shilled for in the 80's and 90's) can help with weight and sugar management that is required by the diabeetus. I hope they gave him a lifetime supply, so he doesn't stub his toe and take it out on the family dog.

Fratberry 283,028 53
12/08/2009 03:14 PM

His name is Wiley but not a day goes by when I don't look at him and think of this article and think about calling him Diabeetus. Brimley was on TV this morning talking about the diabeetus again as Wiley walked by. Dun dun dun.

Fratberry 283,028 53
12/09/2009 01:03 PM

Crap, I almost forgot perhaps the best part. He's got teh AIDS.

Fratberry 283,028 53
12/09/2009 01:04 PM

Wiley, not Wilford Brimley. Although that would be hilarious, wouldn't it?

Fratberry 283,028 53
12/09/2009 01:05 PM

Sorry! ROFL!! I'm new here. :)

Ravos the red nosed reindeer 63,472 21
12/09/2009 01:28 PM

How did I miss the "diabeetus"??

Glaucoma.

Fratberry 283,028 53
12/21/2010 08:10 AM

I thought of this last night so I'm bumping it today. Shut up, Chackens.

Under-appreciated. 101,398 77
12/21/2010 09:56 AM

HA HA! I haven't thought of this article in ages. Thanks Frat.

Diabeetus.

Diabeetus.

I have to find a way to work this word into conversation this afternoon when the homeschooling parents' group is in my living room.

Diabeetus.

Straw La La La La 98,019 37
12/21/2010 10:20 AM

I've been home sick, and yesterday I actually saw the commercial! And he said diabeetus! I was so excited. I even got annoyed with the voiceover dude for saying it correctly. Dude, you just heard Wilford Brimley pronounce it diabeetus, why ya gotta call him out like that?

10 Midgets a-leaping. 96,134 48
12/21/2010 11:17 AM

I watched "Absence of Malice" yesterday and was thinking that even 30 years ago he looked like a crabby old sonofabitch.

Then I had diabeetus running through my head the rest of the day.

On Dasher On Dancer Diana's a Vixen 57,835 109
12/21/2010 02:18 PM

Sweet Jeebus, I opened this thread and saw a post by she-who-shall-not-be-named and thought she was back and almost yelled at everyone for giving me the worst.present.ever.

Drewcifer aka Dr. Ew 46,329 58
12/21/2010 02:35 PM

I'm going to put Wilford Brimley on my 2011 death pool.