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I assume most of you know what eggs are. I'm not talking about the fried or scrambled variety, but the hidden gems in software.
I'm currently at the end of a roll-out for a new software for our company that is COMPLETELY CUSTOMIZABLE. This allows unlimited comedy potential.
Your challenge is to come up with ideas for me to hide discreetly in the software for the users to find. I've already included the following:
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- A Xanax button.
- An "Email __________" button that generates an email titled "HELP!" to one of our Vice Presidents.
- An "Inspirational Picture" of one of our Assistant VP's, taken from his high school yearbook.
What other comedic gems can I hide in this software?
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Side-splitting
4 votes
5.0
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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Feel the Fratberry 277,074  52
05/27/2009 03:50 PM
If you hit certain keys in a certain order, the competitions' software launches within your program.
And then gets eaten by it.
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.3
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MungChamp 35,886 35
05/27/2009 04:06 PM
Have you considered adding a Terri Schiavo picture pop-up during a software crash?
Preferably the type of crash that would force the user to unplug his or her computer.
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Thud 66,639 17
05/27/2009 06:56 PM
Rickroll the user if they do anything wrong.
Have a mode that can be accessed that plays unique sounds for each key pressed, i.e. birds chirping, someone snoring, etc.
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Schticky Nipples 2,207 7
05/27/2009 08:11 PM
Mung you're a Frost-ing genius.
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Schticky Nipples 2,207 7
05/27/2009 08:15 PM
Make Alt+Tab and Start+D pop up black amputee toilet handjob porn sites.
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UnderWhelmed 99,723 76
05/27/2009 09:18 PM
Make Alt+Tab and Start+D pop up black amputee toilet handjob porn sites.
I REALLY don't want to know if those truly exist.
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0 votes
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Pubah 54,858 17
05/27/2009 09:20 PM
Goatse
Place an automated prank call to your company's competitor
Nude pics of a very young Dick Cheney dressed in drag, modeling for J Edgar Hoover.
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Funny
2 votes
3.5
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Pubah 54,858 17 Throws up then dies
05/27/2009 10:27 PM
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Azz Lava 148 3
05/28/2009 04:25 AM
Bleh look at those ugly curtains.
You've got to hand it to the guy though, he's got good balance.
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Naughty but KChiki. 124,186 89
05/28/2009 08:06 AM
I got a call from our VP yesterday after someone ratted out the Email button to him.
Apparently I'm on some "list" now. Pshaw!
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