Dr. Manhole 21,656 29
05/31/2009 11:05 PM

Goth Kids says the darndest things

Goth parents use their kids to express themselves. Pathetic.

Thud 68,506 19
05/31/2009 11:30 PM

Who's a cute little wannabe?

Daddy must be so proud, well, if he could stay off the smack long enough to notice.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
06/01/2009 01:52 AM

When she's 15 she'll rebel and become a Valley Girl.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
06/01/2009 05:31 AM

"Please. Please. Someone call child protective services for me. Please."





Humphrey! Nice to see you! How you been, bro?

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
06/01/2009 08:46 AM

I don't care if she is Chris Garrett's daughter, I'd still do her.

Jeff Haynes 631 4
06/01/2009 05:04 PM

For the last time, I'm not a Goth chic. This is my Kate Moss costume.

/Pram 80,728 42
06/01/2009 06:09 PM

You might have wanted to put that in quotes, Jeff. Otherwise people will think you're a little girl.

redrockriot 71 5
06/01/2009 07:14 PM

When you grow up Tina, you can open an internal organ piercing studio. Spleen stud anyone?

Pudding Pops the Rhymenocerus 1,379 9
06/01/2009 07:22 PM

Boy, anorexia cases are getting younger and younger.

Pants 14,252 17
06/02/2009 08:36 PM

"Frost that conformist whore Rainbow Brite."

Straw Trekkin across the universe 98,019 37
06/02/2009 11:07 PM

"Just great. I wanted an Elmo costume, and this is what I get? I guess it's better than last year, when I wanted to be Tigger. I just need to keep practicing my enunciation."

Ravos is New & Improved 63,472 21
06/03/2009 07:45 AM

"I hurt myself to feel alive"

TomServo 3,759 7
06/03/2009 08:27 AM

I did not realize goths could reproduce.

TeeJ 38 4
06/05/2009 10:53 AM

"Who's a cute little non-conformist"
"That's right YOU are!"

At least he didn't dye her hair black and force her to wear eyeshadow.

The only thing that would complete the ensemble would be a copy of "My first book of Angsty Poetry"

To the toon of Bingo:

"There was a girl who had a knife, and wanted some at-ten-tion
"Up the road, not a-cross the street"
"Up the road, not a-cross the street"

MungChamp 35,891 35
06/05/2009 10:58 AM

"Put him in a body bag,Johnnie Janie, yeah!"

Silly Pram 80,728 42
06/05/2009 01:51 PM

"Frost that conformist whore Rainbow Brite."

When I was four, I colored her rollerskates differently on each foot. As a result, I lost the All Valley Easter Poster Coloring Tournament.

My opinion of Rainbow Brite is the same as yours- Frost her!

Like a Ravos 63,472 21
06/05/2009 01:56 PM

I won a colouring contest when I was a kid. I guess I'm just a better artist than you, Pram.

Silly Pram 80,728 42
06/05/2009 02:55 PM

YOU'RE just not dyslexic! I fell on my brain as a tyke, sat up all night watching Puff The Magic Dragon and It's Magic, Charlie Brown.

I still love the part when Charlie Brown finally kicks that football.

Pants 14,252 17
06/05/2009 06:18 PM

AHHHHHHHHH! IT'S SUMO GOTH!

Silly Pram 80,728 42
06/06/2009 10:42 AM

It's the stay-huffed Marshmallow Man!

The happy bouncy and somewhat twisted one 82 4
06/08/2009 11:09 PM

He just finished eating sumo-wrestlers whole. Next, he'll eat the state of New York! If anybody lives in or near New York, 1: it's time to move away if you want to live. 2: make sure to get pictures. 3: that sounded kinda dumb.

Juan Campos 1,173 5
06/09/2009 03:25 AM

That guy is like a microcosm of everything wrong with Insane Clown Posse.

Akaittou 7 4
03/16/2012 10:24 PM

You guys are being idiots. Every parent expresses themselves through their kids. Even if the kid gets to choose their own clothes, they'll still be from a shop chosden by the parent. And what's so wrong in buying a kid comfortable clothes that even the parent can stand looking at? I know my kids will NEVER have anything pink as long as it can be avoided, because the colour makes me nauseous.

Other than that, with a look like that she may end up an X-ray specialist. The younger they start, the better they get...

Dasypygal -feckin eejit 14,795 17
03/18/2012 04:38 PM

makes me nauseous.

Yes. Yes, you are.

Straw frozen, but not in carbonite 98,019 37
03/18/2012 04:46 PM

I know my kids will NEVER have anything pink as long as it can be avoided, because the colour makes me nauseous.

As a parent, that is your prerogative. Just so you know, though, it would be no different than if Suzie Suburbanite forbids her kid from wearing all black.

Drewcifer & The Bad Seeds 46,329 58
03/18/2012 11:33 PM

Straw, every day I love you a little bit more. If you ever want to run away with me to some exotic location, I'm game. Just let me know.

Thud 68,506 19
03/19/2012 12:36 AM

Drew, you might want to rethink that. Manhole would probably build some pain-inducing device and mail it to you. Then he'd post a challenge on here to get you to open it.

Drewcifer & The Bad Seeds 46,329 58
03/19/2012 01:23 AM

You're probably right. In fact, he probably already did it in the future and sent it back to our time in the form of an 800-page Steven King novel.