TomServo 3,733 5
06/02/2009 12:26 PM

There once was a liver named Thud
Who could be considered Zug's stud
Winning shirt after shirt
His place to assert
But without "ask" threads he's a dud

TomServo 3,733 5
06/02/2009 03:13 PM

There once was a liver named Turd
Who wanted to be one of the herd
His roast was a flop
And made all livers stop
Guess he'll always be seen as a nerd

TomServo 3,733 5
06/02/2009 03:23 PM

There once was a Noob named Corby
Whose captions were really quite corny
He bumped thread after thread
Giving us a pain in our head
Making it hard not to say Frost you Corby

Ravos is New & Improved 34,028 10
06/02/2009 04:04 PM

There once was a man named Thud,
Who certainly was not a dud.
He grew a moustache,
with a hint of panache,
And laid a turd down in the mud.

TomServo 3,733 5
06/02/2009 04:50 PM

There once was a liver named Ravos
Whose name made rhyming a loss
His response this thread
I could have left but instead
It has now made me quite cross

The Golden KChiki 50,350 11
06/02/2009 04:54 PM

There once was a dude named Tom
Who lived in the house with his mom.
He thought he was cool
But really a fool
Because no one thought he was "the bomb".

Ravos is New & Improved 34,028 10
06/02/2009 04:59 PM

There once was a Tom named Servo,
Who drank far too much Jose Cuervo,
He had no life,
tripped and fell on a knife,
that belonged to a young boy named Pedro.

Bill the Squirrel 25,487 8
06/02/2009 05:05 PM

There once was this guy, (really big prick)
who thought he could jump in on my shtick
He tried gaining some class
By kissing Thuds ass
While making the rest of us all sick

Ravos is New & Improved 34,028 10
06/02/2009 05:21 PM

There once was a Live'r named Bill
Who's wife was mentally -BLAM

Bill the Squirrel 25,487 8
06/02/2009 05:29 PM

Blam doesn't rhyme well with Bill?
It would have been better if you had said ill
Plus, two line rhymes suck
You supid dumb Frost
I'm gonna cut you, until you I kill.





Oh, I get it now... you still shold have finished it. I would have clicked it.

TheVelveTurd 4,928 3
06/02/2009 05:42 PM

There once was a Liver named Thud,
so fat he could not find his pud.
Though he'd grope and he'd dig,
through fat rolls so big,
they could be used to grow spuds.

More on this dipShakespeare named Thud,
who thought he'd left Turd in the mud.
His popularity,
outshined his hilarity,
while his jokes were really just duds.

Dr. Moth Kevorkian 3,592 5
06/02/2009 05:45 PM

Apparently, Bill needs to read the Gabtionary.
Nothing rhymes with Gabtionary, so Frost OFF.

Bill the Squirrel 25,487 8
06/02/2009 05:51 PM

There once was a liver named Turd
who was jelous of Thud, how absurd
Because Thud brought the funny
Turd didn't feel sunny
and flipped off poor Thud with the bird.

Bill the Squirrel 25,487 8
06/02/2009 05:56 PM

I have read the Gabtionary
and Mothcleaner, you are a fairy
you can suck my dick
and make it real quick
Or, I'll have to get kind of scary

Ravos is New & Improved 34,028 10
06/02/2009 06:42 PM

Oh, I get it now... you still shold have finished it. I would have clicked it.

Well then...

There once was a Live'r named Bill,
who's wife was mentally ill,
and dead was his daughter,
but comedy fodder,
and yet here he frequents still.

TomServo 3,733 5
06/02/2009 06:46 PM

Tom once saw a chance for a thread
To get livers using their head
But what some could not get
was this poems rhyme set
posting all forms of rhymes instead

Silly Pram 53,126 9
06/02/2009 06:50 PM

There once was a Live-r named Lobster,
who's preggy with a son or daughter
the reason is vag, had it been ass instead,
she might have compared him to "Father".

TomServo 3,733 5
06/02/2009 06:53 PM

Tom stood accused of stealing a schtick
The thought made him quite sick
So Bill hold your horses
Wit has many courses
Now shut up and give me a click

Silly Pram 53,126 9
06/02/2009 07:05 PM

Tom stood accused of stealing a schtick
The thought made him quite sick
So Bill hold your horses
Wit has many courses
Now shut up and give me a click some dick.

Fixed your post!

TomServo 3,733 5
06/02/2009 07:05 PM

There once was a post made by Pram
That If Lobster had read
Her heart would have bled
Still, rather sore heart than ass jam

Silly Pram 53,126 9
06/02/2009 07:08 PM

There once was a post made by Pram
That If Lobster had read
Her heart would have bled

Blood makes great lube!

TomServo 3,733 5
06/02/2009 07:10 PM

There once was a post made by Pram
That If Lobster had read
Her heart would have bled
Still, rather sore heart than ass jam

There once was a post made by Pram
That showed she did not give damn
And had Lobster it read
Her heart would have bled
Still, rather sore heart than ass jam

Fixed

Shell Belle 31,250 9
06/02/2009 07:25 PM

There once were these Livers who liked to rhyme,
It got so annoying, they did it all the time.
So I stalked every last one,
And killed them all for fun.
And the feeling was simply sublime.

Silly Pram 53,126 9
06/02/2009 07:41 PM

There once as a Shell and a Tom
whose rhymic meter they got wrong
but they tried anyway
several posts in a day,
prolly spend too much time on the bong!

TheVelveTurd 4,928 3
06/02/2009 07:47 PM

Wait a minute people! I've just thought of something. We are a bunch of white people having a Frost-ing limerick battle!! My cracka's, if we don't stop playing the stereotype we will never get rid of it.

Ravos is New & Improved 34,028 10
06/02/2009 07:49 PM

There once was a Live'r named Pram,
and women's sneakers he' ram,
his music was crap,
but at least it's not rap.
In the end I just don't give a damn.

MungChamp 22,439 16
06/02/2009 07:49 PM

There once was a hottie named Shell,
Who dropped 50 pounds from the bell.
She was hot with the dissing,
Now get with the kissing,
Your lyrics are making me swell.

Ravos is New & Improved 34,028 10
06/02/2009 07:50 PM

Wait a minute people! I've just thought of something. We are a bunch of white people having a Frost-ing limerick battle!! My cracka's, if we don't stop playing the stereotype we will never get rid of it.

Live is specifically for perpetuating stereotypes.

TheVelveTurd 4,928 3
06/02/2009 08:05 PM

Live is specifically for perpetuating stereotypes.

Well you're doing your part for the retards then I guess.

Shell Belle 31,250 9
06/02/2009 08:13 PM

There once as a Shell and a Tom
whose rhymic meter they got wrong

Hey, is that Bill Shakespeare? We got us a fancy writer here.

Ravos is New & Improved 34,028 10
06/02/2009 08:35 PM

Hey, is that Bill Shakespeare? We got us a fancy writer here.

No need to swearbot yourself, but I think it is Bull, not Bill.

Ravos is New & Improved 34,028 10
06/02/2009 08:39 PM

There once was a champion named Mung,
Who's icon was a pile of dung,
He made with funny,
Though all slick & runny,
And many a praises were sung.

Feel the Fratberry 218,982 13
06/02/2009 09:22 PM

There once was a Liver named Frat
who owned way to many cat
Once showed his butts
Now he's gone nuts
Killed everything with a baseball bat

Feel the Fratberry 218,982 13
06/02/2009 09:22 PM

Well that was just a happy little ray of sunshine, wasn't it.

Silly Pram 53,126 9
06/02/2009 10:14 PM

there once was a
Frost this bullShakespeare!
*pulls out a glock and
shoots Ravos 20 times*

Silly Pram 53,126 9
06/02/2009 10:15 PM

in slow motion.

The Golden KChiki 50,350 11
06/02/2009 10:23 PM

An innocent surfing the net
found a site that made him quite wet.
Said he, with a grin,
as he splattered his chin,
"Damn, I could use a cigarette!"

Ravos is New & Improved 34,028 10
06/02/2009 10:28 PM

in slow motion.

...with clay.

Bill the Squirrel 25,487 8
06/02/2009 11:05 PM

Hey Tom................To you, from me, with love.

Pants 12,163 13
06/03/2009 03:05 AM

Bill, Bill, you're so money
you had to resort to a blind honey.

With ten pounds of nuts
crammed into you butt
your wattle's just a little more funny.

All that aside
I still take pride
in insuring your day to be sunny.