I'm clicking your orb, if you know what I mean.

I'm filling your pee tube, if you know what I mean.

I'm dreaming of Nutbutter, if you know what I mean.

I am performing a diagnostic on my hard drive, if you know what I mean.

I'm voting by proxy, if you know what I mean.

I'm bashin' the noob, if you know what I mean.

You don't want to touch the doorknob, if you know what I mean.

And then we said Brad nails, if you know what I mean.

And Ditdah told me she loved Black Cherries for dessert, if you know what I mean.

And then the Mailman said something, and no one understood what he meant.

I don't think that last one was right.

You suck obnoxiously big, intimidatingly wide donkey dicks, if you know what I mean.


is that what you mean?

I'm watching Squirrel and BIG spooning together all over the thread, if you know what I mean.

And then Bill brought up why TTJ doesn't post much anymore, if you know what I mean.

And then Mailman impressed Filly with his ability to speak in tounges, if you know what I mean.

Its spelled tongues you fat Frost.

I'm about to go pull out a tooth and put a dollar in it's place, if you know what I mean.

And then Big did something different with his tongue, if you know what I mean.

And then they took it to Chat, if you know what I mean.

And then my thread was filled by nothing but inside jokes, if you know what I mean.

I'm reading my government textbook for a test coming up this weekend, if you know what I mean.

I'm distracting myself, if you know what I mean.

I'm listening to Rihanna and texting my next boyfriend sad victim, if you know what I mean.

I'm composing poetry to Taco, if you know what I mean.

I'm just dropping Sasha and Malia off at the pool, if you know what I mean.

Ewww, if you know what I mean.

Taco loved my chocolate covered twinkie, if you know what I mean...

Lobstah likes her eggs scrambled if you know what I mean...

I bought a ceramic cat on e-bay, if you know what I mean.

I Twittered to MungChamp, if you know what I mean.

I stuffed my ham hock in her corn hole, if you know what I mean.

I defenestrated her husband, if you know what I mean.

And Roofie gave all the winners wood at Zug 10, if you know what I mean.

Many Gabbers hope to someday deflower a Liver...if you know what I mean.

It'd be great if someone shook up, then pissed off Nutbutter because of this thread, if you know what I mean.

This thread is going soft, if you know what I mean

I'm giving Santa a secret, if you know what I mean.

And then they took it to Chat HOB, if you know what I mean.

I'm clicking my mouse, if you know what I mean.

I'm refreshing the main page, if you know wha *server down*

I stuck my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.

I'm new to this thing, if you know what I mean.

I stuck my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.

The reason why it is stuck is that you confused her vagina with her navel, if you know what I mean.

I'm Pramming up your thread, if you know what I mean.



(Voltron-ing it up, too.)

Why don't you just have a seat right over there, if you know what I mean.

I hope Lobster dies in childbirth, if you know what I mean.

Lobster has been born for awhile, if you know what I mean.

Oh... That's what you meant, if you know what I mean.

I'm not reading my government textbook, if you know what I mean.

Whistler can go to hell, if you know what I mean.

I'm imping a douchebag beneath Lobster, if you know what I mean...

You might want to push it back in,

if you know what I mean.

I just started to Twitter, if you know what I mean.

I'm double clicking my mouse, if you know what I mean.

I'm clicking my mouse, if you know what I mean.

Shakespeare. Sorry, Kchiki. Didn't see that at first.


Now I'm leaving this thread in shame, if you know what I mean.

It seems pretty much anything works as a euphemism as long as you end it with "...if you know what I mean", if you know what I mean.*





*except that.

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,If you know what I mean.

Oh please, Lobster. Don't be so sensitive. I don't really hope you die. I just hope it's really painful, and that the baby keeps you too busy to post for a couple of years.

I think I'm going to watch an action movie tonight with my hubby; if you know what I mean.

I think I'm going to make an action movie with your hubby tonight... no, wait, that doesn't sound right, if you know what I mean.

Ha haha Mung if you know what I mean.

I'm going to make this sheep question the direction its life has taken... if you know what I mean.

Dear Whistler:

Considering the fact that I have agreed to go forth with birthing my fetus with as little help as possible (READ: unmedicated), I fully intend for this to be the most painful experience in my life, and that I never plan to do it EVAR again.


.... if you know what I mean.

<3
Lobsty

Lobster, I've heard that white noise during child birth alleviates a lot of the pain. Try sitting in the sink and turning on the garbage disposal after your water breaks. Immediately after the birth, the white noise will change pitch momentarily but this should be disregarded.

Why anyone would turn down the offer of pain medication in any situation where there might even be the possibility of pain is beyond my comprehension. It's the 21st century - have an epidural.

..if you know what I mean.

I'm masturbating right now. If you know what I mean.





What?

The pain is an intentional reminder that there is absoltey no reason to forgo a condom.

Haha. At work today, one of the stupid announcements came on and the guy said, "Let's build something together!" which is my employer's stupid slogan.

I turned to one of my male co-workers and said, "Let's build something together--if you know what I mean."

He thought it was funny.

Meh. You probably had to be there.

Hey Millie:

You can do it. We can help.

If you know what I mean.

This thread is kinda lame, if you know what I mean.

Why anyone would turn down the offer of pain medication in any situation where there might even be the possibility of pain is beyond my comprehension. It's the 21st century - have an epidural.

*read as Whusstler is a Poe and can't take pain.*

Hey Mothcleaner. So, when you gave birth to a baby, you didn't use any painkillers?




Yeah, STFU then.

So Millie, how many kids you got?

Before I read that, Bill, I was thinking the same thing.

I'm reading some funny crap, if you know what I mean!!!

Hey Mothcleaner. So, when you gave birth to a baby, you didn't use any painkillers?

Pot, Kettle, Black

I have however, been shot with buck shot. It was an accident by my retarded brother-in-law (or so he says) and had no painkillers during or after

Yeah, STFU then.

Right back at you.

My! Aren't we all a little pissy today?

I'm a week overdue. I have reason to be pissy, if you know what I mean.

Is it because you're peeing for 2?

Why anyone would turn down the offer of pain medication in any situation where there might even be the possibility of pain is beyond my comprehension. It's the 21st century - have an epidural.


Three cheers for Whistler! I never understood the whole "natural" childbirth thing either. You know what? There is no special award given to those women who forego pain medication. They don't hand out trophies or anything.

Have the goddamn epidural, Lobsty. Believe me. HAVE. IT.

If you know what I mean?

Sometimes the epidural doesn't work. This I know from experience. It stops hurting once the baby is out, if you know what I mean.

Because nothing hurts as much as a baby coming out!

Every time I think about childbirth now, I think about the movie Aliens. Thanks, MothCleaner.

Well, so much for me sticking up for womenkind.

Fine, no one should use painkillers and every woman giving birth should have to feel every bit of pain that's coming to her.

Is that more acceptable to you all?

And, by the way, Moth, did you express this opinion to your wife when she gave birth?

Dearest Millie,

I completely agree with women having epidurals to reduce their pain. But then again, I think every woman should be required to take Xanax to reduce the pain they cause us. So, my opinion probably won't hold much weight.

There is no special award given to those women who forego pain medication.

Unless you're a scientologist. Then your award is not being shunned.

I can also attest that epidurals do not always work. And neither do spinal taps. But general anesthesia almost ALWAYS works!

And, by the way, Moth, did you express this opinion to your wife when she gave birth?

As a matter of fact, I did. She then promptly told me to shut the Frost up and stand in the corner.

As a matter of fact, I did. She then promptly told me to shut the Frost up and stand in the corner.


I hate it when my wife sends me to the corner. Though, not as much as I hate the cone shaped hat she makes me wear while I'm standing there.

Bill don't you just make noises like you've put on the pointy hat, without really putting it on?

And then Bill the squirrel hid his nuts in Goatse's ass, if you know what I mean.

This isn't the prettiest thread in the sewing box, if you know what I mean.

Bill don't you just make noises like you've put on the pointy hat, without really putting it on?

I called that freaking hilarious! I would have gone side splitting but stupid people won't get the joke, and stupid people make up 81.6% of the posters here.

Love ya poop knife girl,

BTS.

God, I love that poop knife story. Thanks BTS.

Oh, I get it! Because your wife is blind, right?

I stand corrected. Someone give Grace one more orb for me.

This is a set up post, if you know what I mean.

100th to post, if you know what I mean.

It always gets awkward when BIG and Bill start sporking, if you know what I mean.

Have you spit that out? If you know what I mean.

I used vodka and valium when I had my first kid. The second two I had naturally (if you can call posting to GAB on a Treo from the delivery room natural).*









*My wife, on the other hand, had epidurals. They were all c-sections.

I fully intend on going for the exploding vagina.

I fully intend on going for the exploding vagina.

Just so you know; if you end up pushing(not talking about labor) hard for 3 hours your genitals will look like 2 black baloons.

Where's all the question about who she's giving the placenta to?

BBQ anyone?

I'm thinking of a reply to type, if you know what I mean

Fine, no one should use painkillers and every woman giving birth should have to feel every bit of pain that's coming to her.

Well, yeah. Apparently, that's what God said, back in the day.

I just farted and pissed myself a little, if you know what I mean.

I know what you mean, if you know what I mean.

My cat was bothering me when I was pulling it so I hit two birds with one stone to finish... if you know what I mean.

I'm eating a box, if you know what I mean.

i'm watching Ryan from whose line, if ya know what he means (yes i do know how old he is)

I'm about to go to the stables to see to my horse - if you know what I mean.

I don't know what you mean. I'd appreciate it if you explained it more and went into greater detail... if you know what I mean.

I'm disguising my n00bness by bitching about n00bs bumping old threads, if you know what I mean.

Or maybe I'll just grab the hobbit, if you know what I mean.