Here I sit so broken hearted ...
A comedy conversation
by TBUZZ  88  4
06/04/2009 10:50 AM 554 views
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In my extensive travels through the truck stops and rest areas of this great country of ours, I have discovered both the most profound and most ignorant writings I have ever read on the walls of public bathrooms. You've seen the ignorant - bad jokes, racist crap, call some poor lady for a good time - but what about the humorous or relatively Shakespearian quotes written by great minds while they take a dump?
Here are a few of my all-time favorites. Please share some of yours:
* At a truck stop somewhere in Texas: ``If there were no such things as time and space there would only be here and now.'' (Deep, but does that mean you would spend eternity on the crapper?)
* Over the second urinal at the Bluegrass Inn in Nashville, Tenn. ``This might not be the police station, but it sure is where all the dicks hang out.'' (Probably not the next slogan of the Highway Patrol)
* A two-parter scribbled on the condom machine at Luck's Truck Stop in Oak Grove, S.C.: ``This gum is expensive and too chewy!'' wrote one wise guy. ``But you can blow big bubbles with it.'' responded another. (And if it's used, it has a creamy center, and it's not Retsin.)
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Funny
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Chuckleworthy
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Like a Ravos 63,472  21
06/04/2009 10:52 AM
Directly at eye level while standing at a urinal:
"Look up"
Above:
"You're peeing on your shoes."
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Hilarious
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Mothcleaner 4,106 10
06/04/2009 11:00 AM
Don't the gays hang out at truck stops and rest areas?
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Funny
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TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
06/04/2009 11:03 AM
I once saw a W.W.J.D. with " Well, he certainly wouldn't vandalize bathroom walls" written under it.
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