F-ing With Facebook: Hot or Not?
A comedy article
by John Hargrave  128,123  71
06/09/2009 01:26 PM 3490 views
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 For the past few weeks, we've been doing a series of social experiments called "F-ing with Facebook," where we create a wacky new Facebook group and watch who joins.
So far, our fastest-growing group has been UNLOCK YOUR ULTIMATE LUCK POWER, where we promised incredible "luck juice" to anyone who joined. Reading the comments in this group has been a hilarious way to spend the week.
This week we're introducing not one, but two new Facebook groups. Our question for this experiment was simple: which is the more self-centered sex, men or women? To find out, we've created two groups:
Hottest 1,000 Girls on Facebook
Hottest 1,000 Guys on Facebook
Now, Facebook has 200 million active users, so to be in the top 1,000 would put you in Facebook supermodel territory. But this is exactly what we want: a sense of exclusivity. We want people who think they are genetically perfect.
We're also setting up a posting forum on the group, so we can see what kind of things hot people talk about. Peace in the Middle East? Bioengineering? Famous military battles?
Or The Bachelor?
Just because you're not in the .0005% hottest percentile, that's the beauty of this group: just by joining, you will be. Plus, we need some people to seed the group. So join the appropriate group, then send invites to all the marginally hot people you know.
In our next F-ing with Facebook update, we'll report on which group has grown fastest: men or women. And we can settle the question once and for all of which sex is more self-obsessed.
Post your predictions below!
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The happy bouncy and somewhat twisted one 82  4
06/09/2009 01:42 PM
I am female, but still I'm betting on female. There are some pretty self centered guys out there, but even more chicks. I swear, the girls around here even brag about larping in Boston Common.
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Hydrant-monkey 9,447 21
06/09/2009 01:43 PM
I joined and invited some of my less hot friends.
I figure they might need the ego boost of me even inviting them to such a group.
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The Golden KChiki 124,281 89
06/09/2009 01:59 PM
Awesome! Now this is a narcissistic cause I can really get behind!
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Shell Belle 76,640 24
06/09/2009 02:02 PM
I joined, but my presence there might be a dead giveaway that it's a joke.
Women are definitely more self-obsessed than men. No contest.
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UofL3000 20 8
06/09/2009 02:19 PM
Wait, so I get invited to the hottest girls group, but not the hottest guys? WHAT IS GOING ON??
No, it's okay, I'll just stay in the hottest girl group.
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Hilarious
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Like a Ravos 62,361 20
06/09/2009 02:42 PM
Now this is a narcissistic cause I can really get behind!
I could also get behind the hottest girl group.
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Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
06/09/2009 03:09 PM
I don't think you're going to answer the question "which group is more self-centered" more than you're going to answer the question "which group really enjoys signing up for every goddamn Facebook group under the sun."
If the lovely Ms. Kchiki is any indication, my money is on the women.
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Mothcleaner 3,704 9
06/09/2009 03:16 PM
Women are definitely more self-obsessed than men. No contest.
You obviously haven't met my brother. He spends 1&1/2 to two hours in front of the mirror every morning just to get ready for work. The sad thing is he's a janitor, and an Emo fag. apparently, my mommy didn't love us enough, BLAH, BLAH, BLAM!!!
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The Golden KChiki 124,281 89
06/09/2009 04:02 PM
I do it to irritate you, my lovely nutters.
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Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
06/09/2009 06:24 PM
I'm going to create a group called "I want nothing more than to give Nutbutter a pedicure" just to see if you can resist joining it.
I don't think you can.
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Thud 66,695 17
06/09/2009 06:26 PM
Just wait until I join the group.
Women screaming, strong men fainting...
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Ironbuttkickinsnork 45,631 12
06/09/2009 06:34 PM
I did it for the giggles.
But mainly for the Shakespeares.
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John Hargrave 128,123 71
06/10/2009 01:46 PM
After one day, the guys are more than DOUBLE the girls, 49 to 23.
Also, the guys are posting much funnier stuff.
Not only more self-obsessed, but funnier to boot! I'm so proud of my sex.
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The happy bouncy and somewhat twisted one 82 4
06/11/2009 05:24 AM
What will be really funny, is if my obscenly old grandmama (no I don't call her that) joined.
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Silly Pram 78,171 40
06/12/2009 12:39 AM
Awesome! Now this is narcissistic 'cause I can really get a behind!
Frosted with your post!
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Dolly P. 6 4
08/19/2009 05:07 AM
Isn't people form this website joining going to null the result? unless you have a way to sort who is form here and who is generaly self centered
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Dolly P. 6 4
08/19/2009 05:09 AM
Isn't people form this website joining going to null the result? unless you have a way to sort who is form here and who is generaly self centered, Hay look the website thinks i'm honerable
and the honorable
Dolly P.
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