Have a Good Day
A comedy article
by Bayan Rabbani  2,826  14
06/10/2009 12:03 PM 371 views
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Have a good day.
What the hell kind of suggestion is that?
It doesn't even make sense -- Think about it.
Why would you tell me to have a good day?
You say that as if you have already assumed that today, I've decided to Shakespeare all over myself and be as pessimistic as possible.
You don't need to remind me to have a good day.
Everyone wakes up planning on having one of those.
If you really want to be nice and go out of your way to improve the quality of my life, do me a favor and tell me a joke or something.
You want to get my day started right? Tell me a good knock knock.
Put a smile on my face.
Don't give me some half ass suggestion that everyone gives to everyone else because they aren't creative enough to come up with their own material.
Have a good day my ass.
You're just lazy.
I'm serious. STOP telling people to "Have a good day."
They get it!
We all want everyone else to have a good day.
How about telling yourself to have a good day and sparing me your rhetoric.
If I get in a car accident, lose my job and walk in on my wife cheating on me with my lesbian sister today, your suggestion from that morning is not going to make a damn bit difference.
Instead of saying "Have a good day.", how about saying "You are effing incredible."
If you're going to bull Shakespeare someone, bull Shakespeare them right.
That would get my day started off with a smile.
Whatever. It doesn't matter.
You're still going to tell people to "Have a good day.", and so will I.
Have a good day. Ugh.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,594  32
06/10/2009 08:10 PM
Knock knock.
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Anh is over there. 11,158 14
06/10/2009 08:51 PM
Who's there?
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Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
06/10/2009 09:41 PM
Gwantel.
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Anh is over there. 11,158 14
06/11/2009 12:19 AM
Gwantel who?
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Hilarious
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Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
06/11/2009 07:18 AM
Gwantel the new guy to stop starting so many stupid threads.
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KChikita Banana Box 128,399 98 slaps knee.
06/11/2009 08:00 AM
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Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
06/11/2009 09:44 AM
Knock, knock.
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Like a Ravos 63,472 21
06/11/2009 09:45 AM
Who is there?
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Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
06/11/2009 09:46 AM
Ayatollah
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KChikita Banana Box 128,399 98
06/11/2009 09:52 AM
Ayatollah who?
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Side-splitting
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Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
06/11/2009 09:58 AM
Ayatollah damn n00b not to start so many threads, but did he listen? Noooooooo.
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Bayan Rabbani 2,826 14
06/11/2009 10:03 AM
Hilarious.
That was about as funny as watching Hellen Keller play Nintendo Wii.
Too soon?
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Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
06/11/2009 10:06 AM
In that case, have a good day.
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Dead Robot Caliente 67,630 16
06/11/2009 10:08 AM
I once saw a PBS special where foxes could protract their anuses to mark their scent on trees.
I hope their Bark was soft! Hahahaha!!
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Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
06/11/2009 10:14 AM
Wait a second. Watching Helen Keller play Wii would be Frost-ing hilarious. Thanks!
Unless you don't think watching Helen Keller play Wii would be funny, in which case go you are probably at the wrong web site.
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Like a Ravos 63,472 21
06/11/2009 10:14 AM
John's gunna be busy dishing out warnings I reckon.
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Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
06/11/2009 11:26 AM
Meh. Warn me, ban me - I don't care. I can always go post at OMGWTFBBQPORK.com.
Oh, wait. I've been banned there already. Never mind.
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Like a Ravos 63,472 21
06/11/2009 11:35 AM
I already got a warning for correcting the spelling of trough vs. troff.
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Like a Ravos 63,472 21
06/11/2009 11:37 AM
Err, among other things.
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Mothcleaner 4,106 10
06/11/2009 12:52 PM
Meh. Warn me, ban me - I don't care. I can always go post at OMGWTFBBQPORK.com.
Yeah, that Shakespeare's deader that bills baby. http://www.omgwtfbbqpork.com./
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