Ketchup explosion
A comedy article
by Like a Ravos  63,472  21
06/11/2009 07:44 AM 715 views
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Back in highschool, my friends would always find ways to make McDonald's employees life harder than it had to be. Sometimes, they would ask for extra pickles on their burger, just so they could take them off and fling them at the windows. Other times, they would spray ketchup packets all over the table or floor. But one thing always stands out in my mind...
Two friends and myself went to McDonald's to grab something to eat around 9pm. We get our food, and sit down at the table across from the fountain drinks. One of my friends notices that the door in the cabinet under the fountain drinks is slightly open. We don't see anyone around, so he opens it up, and looks inside. There is the usual stuff that would be kept there. Tiny cups for ketchup, extra napkins, some fountain drink glasses, the usual stuff. But then we see something else...
A giant sack of ketchup. One of the big ones they use to fill those self-serve ketchup pumps. My friend looks at us, and grabs the bag, placing it on the floor. Without saying a word, he begins to roll up hi pant legs. We realize exactly what he is going to do. We each take several steps back, as he jumps on the sack with all his might.
And nothing happens. Rather anti-climactic, I know. But he refuses to give up. He takes another jump at it, and we hear a loud bang, followed by the sound of something splatting. And then we look over...
What we saw looked like a crime scene. There are ketchup sprayed all the way to the opposite wall, about 12 feet away, and about 3 feet up the wall. We all look at eachother and burst out laughing. We go to leave, still laughing, when we realize that they have locked the side door we were trying to leave through.
We tried our hardest to stifle our laughter as we were forced to walk directly past the front counter, with a number of employees standing right there, still unaware of the murder which had taken place just around the corner.
And as soon as we made it outside, we couldn't hold it anymore, and burst out laughing once again. We made out way back to the car, and drove off. I still wonder to this day, if we had gone back, would there have been caution tape & a white chalk outline?
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Funny
12 votes
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Chuckleworthy
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KChikita Banana Box 128,409  98
06/11/2009 08:12 AM
Dude. Bad Karma.
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Funny
4 votes
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John Hargrave 128,751 73
06/11/2009 10:35 AM
Although not something I'd normally approve of, I have to admit I laughed.
Repeated jumping on the ketchup sac is what really sets apart the expert juvenile delinquent from the amateurs.
Also, I like saying "ketchup sac."
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Mike O'Brien 49 3
06/17/2009 11:43 AM
I worked in fast food when I was like 17 so I really shouldn't find this funny... but since I didn't work at that specific McDonalds, I find it hilarious.
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Funny
3 votes
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Peck of Pickled Nipples 2,207 7
06/17/2009 12:31 PM
There are ketchup sprayed all the way to the opposite wall
Ketchup is plural?
Funny story though. There's just something about making a huge mess that you know someone else will be cleaning up that makes for a good laugh.
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Funny
5 votes
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Anh is over there. 11,158 14
06/17/2009 05:01 PM
Ketchup is plural?
Ketchup are whatever they want to be! Ketchup has no boss!
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Miss Trixxie 65,026 15
06/19/2009 10:23 AM
This kind of behavior should be encouraged by placing you little juvenile Shakespeare squirts in country prison for 48 hours so they can experience repeat anal rape.
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Funny
4 votes
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Remarkably similar to a Ravos 63,472 21
06/19/2009 10:27 AM
I don't think we have the same fantasies, Trixxie.
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Miss Trixxie 65,026 15
06/19/2009 10:46 AM
and I don't think you got my point.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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peoriagrace 6,166 11
06/19/2009 11:09 AM
Yah Ravos, Trixxie wants to give you the point; right between your cheeks.
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Side-splitting
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Remarkably similar to a Ravos 63,472 21
06/19/2009 11:19 AM
I'm certainly flattered and all, but I will have to respectfully decline.
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0 votes
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Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
06/20/2009 09:56 PM
I'm forced to post just to move the "continue the comedy" bar off someone else's post so I can read it. Hargrave: please fix. It's your post I want to read.
As if.
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