I suck at friends.

If they suck back you've got some real friends.

Or money.

She's got a cute face, and the upper arms of someone who'd marry a creeple.

Lucky for you, they didn't write, for sale on the back

I would say you have the GREATEST friends.

This is actually one of the pranks in Mischief Maker's Manual, but good to see it's not just for kids anymore.

I'm currently in the process of working on an ingenious way to get each of them back.

One of them is currently in China visiting a friend -- I'm taking suggestions.

Awesome.

Hey, there is this book for sale. It's called........Um..... Hey, John what is it called again?

One of them is currently in China visiting a friend -- I'm taking suggestions.

Tinfoil his wife.

Bayan, if you can get into your friend's house while he's away, leave an upper decker in his toilet. Nothing says "I missed you" like an upper decker.

Bingo-bango, tuna in the ventilation system?

It's a girl who is in China.

So yes, I'm gonna pork her wife.

I'm thinking maybe I'll set her house on fire. Like...the whole thing.

Too much?

I didn't say pork her, I said cover her in tin-foil you fool!

Because in middle easter countries like Persia, porking is highly illegal.

Because in middle easter countries like Persia, porking is highly illegal.

This is a common misconception. In Iran, porking is a revered art.

You should have taken 2 strips off around the whole of the car windows, and just driven it around for a few days...

Awesome! From the looks of the first picture, it appears as though you already drove around with them on your car!

As for an idea to prank your friend in China: Get some "police line do not cross" tape and put it across the door to their home/apartment. Put fake blood on the doorknob/railing, etc. around the door. Act surprised when you drive her home and see it.

Awesome! From the looks of the first picture, it appears as though you already drove around with them on your car! As for an idea to prank your friend in China: Get some "police line do not cross" tape and put it across the door to their home/apartment. Put fake blood on the doorknob/railing, etc. around the door. Act surprised when you drive her home and see it.


You don't happen to have a dead body I can borrow do you? (I wanna make it look as realistic as possible yanno?)

No, I don't have a dead body lying around...but if you'll tell me where you live, I'll get one.

You don't happen to have a dead body I can borrow do you? (I wanna make it look as realistic as possible yanno?)

Everything's bigger and better in Texas?

Hey, what time did you need to get the guy in the blue shirt back to the home for the criminally insane?

I didn't realize they got out on weekend passes.

Hey, what time did you need to get the guy in the blue shirt back to the home for the criminally insane? I didn't realize they got out on weekend passes.

6pm.

Put a pin hole in an egg, (only do one, it's enough and less chance of figuring it out) and hide it in a rarely looked place. It makes a lingering odor that you can not find the source of, as it is just as strong in the entire room. Another bonus, it will take a few weeks to "activate" so the jerk is unsuspecting.

I did this to my brother one night when I was drunk and forgot about it. We just assumed it was his filthy living habits for years, until he moved and we found a perfect, empty eggshell sitting in a petri dish in an old game box under his bed. "Oh yeah! I remember that. That's Frost-ing funny!"

The smell will last until the egg is removed. It's sickening. I got the idea from Templeton in Charolotte's Web. Who knew reading would pay off?

Or...

Fill a mason jar with nails, screws, and gun powder from shotgun shells. Insert a model rocket igniter attached to a copper wire on each lead. Attach the other end of the wires to a broken light bulb, with the filament torn out, to each of the nodes that was holding the filament. Insert bulb into socket after checking... wait, only do that if you really like them and don't want to be too mean.

I think you really suck and not posting your personal information.

This place is filled with enough creapos that surely someone is stalking you already. Don't be surprised if a 300 pound homosexual in a cow suit riding a motorcycle from Australia shows up on your doorstep in the next few minutes armed with duct tape and a choke ball.

Enjoy your date.

Hey Chix, I thought Ford was banned.

This place is filled with enough creapos that surely someone is stalking you already. Don't be surprised if a 300 pound homosexual in a cow suit riding a motorcycle from Australia shows up on your doorstep in the next few minutes armed with duct tape and a choke ball.

HEY! Declan isn't from australia.

Remove all the light bulbs in your friend's house. Take every thing. Even down to the little christmas light bulb in the night light. Be very careful not to break anything. Cover the socket ends in peanut butter. Then using the peanut butter as an adhesive place them in an upright position in the darkest spot of the house (basement, pantry, sex slave dungeon, wherever is good and dark.) Then let them find the bulbs, hopefully after they have already purchased replacements.

Plant a tree or two in her yard...

Eat her dog. It's hilarious, and situation-appropriate!

Eat her dog. It's hilarious, and situation-appropriate!

No, cause then I'll probably have to eat her cat (wink wink) to make it up to her.

Or perhaps she'll eat your rooster because she hated the little mutt.
Singin: Always look on the briiiggghht side of life! *whistles*

Soooo... you prank your friend, Bayan?