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Which one of you is Eminem?
A comedy conversation by Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
06/12/2009 02:56 PM 263 views

I don't listen to Eminem, a friend of mine does though. Robyn and I were at his house the other day and he was really excited about the new song he had heard. So, he played it for us on his computer. here are some of the lyrics:


And i get these panic attacks
Pop a xanax, relax
Tryna stick my Frostin` dick inside a mannequin`s ass
Then i get manic depressed
See the orthodontist get gassed
Man, it`s kickass
The first thing i put on is the mask
Speaking of masks, man, it ain`t too late to have a change of face
And take it off and show my face so you can see the things you facin`
Slice you up and cook you after you`re murdered by strangulation
That`s bacon souffle you makin`, ain`t you? well, thank you jason

AND MORE


You b-b-blundering, bumbling m-m-mumbling dum-dum
Yeah, here i come-come, you hear the rumbling? vrum-vrum
There`s something inside of that blue tub and that drum-drum
A head and torso from someone` where they come from
Who`s it belong to, maybe the girl with the long blond hair
Who disappeared and left her cheerleader pom-poms
Clearly there`s some` wrong
`cause she didn`t come home
She`s missing
Where is she
Something fishy is goin` on
I guess he stuck the bitch with the pitchfork with the long prongs
Now everybody get your dance on to my damn song
Come on


So, I ask again, which one of you is Eminem?

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Which one of you is Eminem?

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(Funniest: it's me)


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it's me 62 5
06/12/2009 04:53 PM

so basically your asking for the real slim shady to please stand up?