Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
06/13/2009 11:35 PM

Grace, is it possible that you've already told us this story? Because it sounds really familiar.



Also, next time, more pictures and nudity. Thanksyerapeach.

Redwing 3,887 30
06/13/2009 11:42 PM

I think I know you, you prick-teaser.

Good arcticle, it brought me back to my high school days so many years ago. And you are right, you had no idea what you were doing to that little ball of testosterone you were playing with.

Azz Lava 148 4
06/14/2009 01:07 AM

"...totally confused as to why he wood bring up sex."

I think that had a lot to do with it.

Pubah 56,829 18
06/14/2009 04:34 AM

He sounds like a nice guy. Where is he now?

As for kissing, you sound like a passionate lady. You could generate lots of income with that talent. If this intrests you, read "I Wanna Be a Ho", by Velvet Jones.
It'll tell you all you need to know about how to turn a gift for tantilizing men into an empire.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
06/14/2009 05:38 AM

Grace to English Translation Guide

could of = could have
tell = ‘til (until)
A couple years = A couple of years
wood = would
must of = must have


/guide


Grace, if your career as a spelling and grammar teacher doesn't pan out, it sounds like you'll always be able to find work as a lapdancer.

Millie 116,988 28
06/14/2009 08:55 AM

Not to be a bitch, but also, it's naivete. If I knew how to put in an accent mark, I would.

But, whatever. If the story made me laugh, I wouldn't have cared about the errors. But there wasn't much point. I know, I'm not one to talk, but still.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
06/14/2009 10:54 AM

Whistler I like the way I speak; and so I write thata way. I am from the south; as is Mark Twain. Yes I know I'm not in his league, but he did write as he believed people spoke. Besides it's much easier this way; for me.

Millie, I'll be sure to point out your stories that don't make me laugh also as a courtesy; to you not to be a bitch or anything.

naivety
n : lack of sophistication or worldliness [syn: naivete, naiveness]
[ant: sophistication] from dict.org

peoriagrace 6,166 11
06/14/2009 10:56 AM

Gee Pubah; are you asking me for a job? Sorry I'm not hiring right now, but leave your resume. If there's ever an opening I'll let you know.

Brubert 763 11
06/14/2009 01:52 PM

Mark Twain was from Missouri; not the South, honey.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
06/14/2009 06:10 PM

William Faulkner was from the south (Mississippi, to be precise) and he could spell. Robert Penn Warren, Flannery O'Connor, Truman Capote, Eudora Welty, and Tennessee Williams were all southerners who could spell.

Twain was from Missouri, but Missouri was a slave state at the time, and was considered a southern state by many people. It had representation in both the Union and the Confederate governments. Twain himself fought on the side of the Confederacy, or at least he claimed to, for a period of two weeks. "The Private History of a Campaign That Failed" is a story he wrote about the experience. It's quite funny. You can read it for free here. Anyway, despite all of that and despite the fact that he lived his life out in New York, Philadelphia and Connecticut, Twain is still considered a southern writer.

In short, southerners can spell, and write.

But then there's also Trixxie and HP. I might need to reconsider.

CaedesPirata 59 4
06/14/2009 08:06 PM

"William Faulkner was from the south (Mississippi, to be precise) and he could spell. Robert Penn Warren, Flannery O'Connor, Truman Capote, Eudora Welty, and Tennessee Williams were all southerners who could spell."

I'm sorry to be overly precise, but you are an American. You say you read and speak English. You don't.

Mom = Mum
Son = Sun
Color = Colour

There are many many more... But I'm Australian. We speak Australian, but at least we write in English correctly. At least most of the time we do.













This is going to come back to bite me, isn't it... Shakespearee

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
06/14/2009 08:19 PM

Hey, Pirate Killer! (Or is it Killer Pirate? My Latin is rusty).

I like Australians, especially ones who drink too much and have great big droopy boobs, but Australians don't speak British any better than Americans do.

Son, by the way, means male offspring in America. Sun would be the yellow orb in the sky during the daytime hours. We like to keep those distinct. And we save a lot of ink and time by eliminating the superfluous u's in neighbor and color. And the e at the end of Shakespeare.

If the British are so great at language, by the way, why are so many of the greatest writers of the English language Irish or American? And where are the superb Australian writers?

Anyway, this isn't going to come back to bite you. Unless you're into that. Are you into that?

peoriagrace 6,166 11
06/14/2009 09:57 PM

I am from Missouri; now I live in the Northwest. Missouri is the south especially the very southern most part. I also am Native American which most definitely has it's own accent as does the NW. So if you don't like my way of writing great don't read it. As for the spelling and writing; have you ever heard of an editor? Maybe you would like to be mine. I could send you my post to proof read; which we could then argue over. I'm sure you would make a very precise english teacher Whistler.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
06/14/2009 10:02 PM

I really like Mark Twain's writing, one of my favorites is Huck Finn. Another is Conn. Yankee in King Arthur's Court.

But my most favorite writer is Patrick O'Brien.

Bayan Rabbani 2,826 14
06/14/2009 10:04 PM

I'm so confused... What's kissing?

Pubah 56,829 18
06/14/2009 10:32 PM

What's kissing?

When someone puts their rod in your mouth...you should try it with Trixxxie

True (Grace/Whistler) Missouri is part of the south...just not a confederate state

How far north and west are you in Missouri?

peoriagrace 6,166 11
06/14/2009 10:55 PM

I was just a few miles from the corner next to KS, OK, AR.

Pubah 56,829 18
06/14/2009 10:58 PM

Branson, Joplin, SOUTH west Missouri...

I wanna go to Bentonville, find which prison cell that yellow smiley face is held in and SET HIM FREE!

I hear he's doin five to life for Price Slashing

peoriagrace 6,166 11
06/14/2009 11:00 PM

Yep, except I didn't live in the big city- Joplin.

Pubah 56,829 18
06/14/2009 11:02 PM

Good ole Route 66-Interstate 44

peoriagrace 6,166 11
06/14/2009 11:04 PM

I don't miss it.

Pubah 56,829 18
06/14/2009 11:07 PM

Pubah sometimes walk through there on the way to oklahoma

peoriagrace 6,166 11
06/14/2009 11:17 PM

You should check out my Tribe's casino on Buffalo Run Blvd. Miami; the Buffalo Run Hotel's address is 1366 N.Hwy.69A. I am not making up the hwy.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
06/15/2009 01:32 AM

Grace, there will be no more complaining that I don't listen to you:

I Frost-ing KNEW I'D HEARD THAT STORY BEFORE!

(about 2/3 of the way down the page)

Remarkably similar to a Ravos 63,472 21
06/15/2009 07:12 AM

Yea, I had definitely heard it before, but Whistler obviously found it.

Your trickery won't work on me!

peoriagrace 6,166 11
06/15/2009 10:36 AM

Yeah but which one do you like better? Also I'm a bit forgetful.

Remarkably similar to a Ravos 63,472 21
06/15/2009 12:38 PM

I may have alzheimers, but at least I don't have alzheimers.

Pubah 56,829 18
06/15/2009 09:31 PM

69 and 169 hiwy run through KC...does this hotel have a bar that serves negros?

peoriagrace 6,166 11
06/16/2009 01:17 AM

Most likely, and natives have always been attracted to black people.

Pubah 56,829 18
06/16/2009 10:55 PM

Potential possibilities for peculiar Pubah posts

peoriagrace 6,166 11
06/18/2009 01:34 AM

Ok, what are the PPfPPP?

Chix is in da house 286,617 61
06/18/2009 12:04 PM

Jah every think he didn't wanna have the sex cause maybe the cronic halitosis was a bit much for him to sustain boneage?

peoriagrace 6,166 11
06/18/2009 02:31 PM

Umm yeah chix that's what it was.

MEMBER#11477 47,804 51
06/18/2009 06:22 PM

Welp, everbuddy noes sutherners dunt half mosta der teef.

Urinal Pooper 134 5
06/18/2009 07:51 PM

Who was the boyfriend... Ridley Walker?

peoriagrace 6,166 11
06/19/2009 10:54 AM

Who's Ridley Walker?

peoriagrace 6,166 11
06/19/2009 10:59 AM

Jah every think he didn't wanna have the sex cause maybe the cronic halitosis was a bit much for him to sustain boneage?

No, I think I turned him gay.

No, his testicles had not descended yet.

No, my weight was actually crushing him and broke his penis.

No, I had something hanging from my nostril and he was afraid it would drop in my mouth.

No, he relized I was not a guy.


I mean come on guys I set you all up; and I get bad breath!

Remarkably similar to a Ravos 63,472 21
06/19/2009 11:24 AM

I think you turned him gay.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
06/19/2009 02:00 PM

I think his testicles had not descended yet.

Pubah 56,829 18
06/21/2009 08:44 PM

I think he was simply not prepared for your sweltering sensuousness and erotic prowess.

He was only ten at the time.

Pubah 56,829 18
06/21/2009 08:44 PM

And you took his gum...

...while you were kissing him

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
06/21/2009 08:48 PM

I wish my testicles would stop descending.