KChikita Banana Box 50,447 11
06/15/2009 09:49 PM

And the always popular,

"Here's to you, here's to me!
Should we ever disagree,
Frost you, here's to me!"

Professor Nutbutter 150,834 14
06/15/2009 10:00 PM

A toast to the happy couple, on this, the day of their wedding. You're both a couple of Frost-ing knobs and I hate you both and I'm not sorry I impregnated the bride's sister last night after the rehearsal dinner and I watched as the groom's father stuck his dick in the mashed potatoes back in the kitchen after the head caterer finished fellating him and what the Frost am I doing giving this toast I don't even know any of these people I only came in here to use the rest room.

Dogs Akimbo 158,718 11
06/15/2009 10:13 PM

I've gotten a lot of mileage from a toast stolen from Mayor Deebs in Roxanne:

"I would rather be with you people than with the finest people on earth."

Your What?! Hurts? 2,688 5
06/15/2009 10:25 PM

Mr. Tolkien said it best:

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Bayan Rabbani 1,673 3
06/16/2009 05:35 PM

For 4 years in high school, the same friend would write every year in my yearbook:

Chickens have feathers
Feathers get plucked
Have a great summer
I hope you get Frosted

I'm not sure that that necessarily pertains to this thread (maybe i'm being toasted??), but it gives me tingles in my happy place every time I think of it.

The ARRH! in Diarrhea 979 4
06/17/2009 08:21 AM

No , dude. That's the first sign of a herpes outbreak.

Alarm Clock the Patient Robot 5,980 4
06/17/2009 12:22 PM

"May we all look better through the bottoms of our glasses."

Not funny, but heartfelt.

Pubah 47,451 11
06/18/2009 07:28 AM

To all the lips we've kissed
To all the lips we've Frosted
To all the ass we've missed
To all the dick you've sucked...

Jepperoni 57,795 10
06/18/2009 02:43 PM

Here's to Chit,
A helluva pal,
He's a real guy's guy,
And every gal's gal,
He's a scheister,
He's a schmoozer,
He can sing,
He can dance,
And he frightens the horses,
When he lowers his pants!

Wish I could remember where I got that from but I've been using it since the 1980s.

Remarkably similar to a Ravos 34,407 10
06/18/2009 04:42 PM

He's a real guy's guy,
And every gal's gal,

So he's a tranny?

Chix is in da house 238,120 14
06/18/2009 08:58 PM

Heres to our wives and girlfriends.





....may they never meet.

MungChamp 22,656 16
06/18/2009 11:28 PM

here's to honor,
getting honor,
keeping honor,
and if you can't come in her,
come on her.

Bill the Squirrel 25,530 8
06/18/2009 11:40 PM

I've always said,

"Here's to law enforcement!"

And then hold up glass, bottle, or can, whatever I'm holding at the moment.

After the other person looks at me like I've lost my mind and clinks my beverage, I say:

"May they never catch us!"

Discombobulated 2,239 5
06/19/2009 12:42 AM

Here's to panties their not the best thing in the world but their damn close to it.

jen157 5 1
08/05/2009 05:24 PM

A toast to all the guys who got me drunk and I gave an STD to!!