And the always popular,

"Here's to you, here's to me!
Should we ever disagree,
Frost you, here's to me!"

A toast to the happy couple, on this, the day of their wedding. You're both a couple of Frost-ing knobs and I hate you both and I'm not sorry I impregnated the bride's sister last night after the rehearsal dinner and I watched as the groom's father stuck his dick in the mashed potatoes back in the kitchen after the head caterer finished fellating him and what the Frost am I doing giving this toast I don't even know any of these people I only came in here to use the rest room.

I've gotten a lot of mileage from a toast stolen from Mayor Deebs in Roxanne:

"I would rather be with you people than with the finest people on earth."

Mr. Tolkien said it best:

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

For 4 years in high school, the same friend would write every year in my yearbook:

Chickens have feathers
Feathers get plucked
Have a great summer
I hope you get Frosted

I'm not sure that that necessarily pertains to this thread (maybe i'm being toasted??), but it gives me tingles in my happy place every time I think of it.

No , dude. That's the first sign of a herpes outbreak.

"May we all look better through the bottoms of our glasses."

Not funny, but heartfelt.

To all the lips we've kissed
To all the lips we've Frosted
To all the ass we've missed
To all the dick you've sucked...

Here's to Chit,
A helluva pal,
He's a real guy's guy,
And every gal's gal,
He's a scheister,
He's a schmoozer,
He can sing,
He can dance,
And he frightens the horses,
When he lowers his pants!

Wish I could remember where I got that from but I've been using it since the 1980s.

He's a real guy's guy, And every gal's gal,

So he's a tranny?

Heres to our wives and girlfriends.





....may they never meet.

here's to honor,
getting honor,
keeping honor,
and if you can't come in her,
come on her.

I've always said,

"Here's to law enforcement!"

And then hold up glass, bottle, or can, whatever I'm holding at the moment.

After the other person looks at me like I've lost my mind and clinks my beverage, I say:

"May they never catch us!"

Here's to panties their not the best thing in the world but their damn close to it.

A toast to all the guys who got me drunk and I gave an STD to!!