Super Hero? Really?
A comedy conversation
by KChikita Banana Box  128,409  98
06/15/2009 01:54 PM 272 views
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Today at work, I got a tube mailer. Upon opening it, the only contents were a pair of super flimsy silver sunglasses with a rubber band and a business card telling me to go to a website.
Umm, okay.
I went to the website and it turned out to be a business ploy from a vendor trying to sell me expensive crap I don't need. The glasses didn't even make it 3D! What the Frost??!
So instead, I've decided they're real superhero shades and have taken to wearing them around the office.
I got a friend to take a picture of me striking a pose.
Evil-doers beware!
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Hilarious
9 votes
4.4
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Hilarious
8 votes
4.3
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Professor Nutbutter 181,311  35
06/15/2009 02:04 PM
Judging by the background, your superhero name isn't De-clutter Woman.
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.0
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KChikita Banana Box 128,409 98
06/15/2009 02:06 PM
Stop dissing the Bat-cave!
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Hilarious
7 votes
4.2
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Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/15/2009 02:14 PM
Holy OSHA violation, Batman!
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0 votes
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Chix is in da house 286,617 61
06/15/2009 02:43 PM
Judgeing from the spotless desk, her name must be Do-Nothing Girl.
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0 votes
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KChikita Banana Box 128,409 98
06/15/2009 02:46 PM
Oh you just wait for the article!
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.0
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KChikita Banana Box 128,409 98
06/15/2009 03:04 PM
Yeah, but do THOSE have Super Troubleshooting Powers? Can they see through end users mumblings? Can they add TCP-IP ports with a single glance?
I THINK NOT.
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Funny
9 votes
3.6
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Urinal Pooper 134 5
06/15/2009 03:44 PM
"If you want to get to the supply cabinet you'll first have to defeat Mirror Face in unarmed combat."
-Intern Orientation Manual, page 14.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.5
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UnderWhelmed 101,398 77
06/16/2009 05:20 AM
Heh. I like how the ad says nothing over $20. Recession haShakespeare the town markets, I guess.
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Funny
6 votes
3.5
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Your What?! Hurts? 5,582 10
06/16/2009 06:14 AM
I think you should find a narcissist, and bone 'em while you're wearing the glasses. It'd be like, your good deed for humanity.
Not sure where you can find a narcissist, but suggest you start here:http://www.zug.com
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Funny
4 votes
3.5
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Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
06/16/2009 07:45 AM
Who's the naked fat guy holding a digital camera reflected in the right lens?
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Remarkably similar to a Ravos 63,472 21
06/16/2009 07:48 AM
I think you should find a narcissist, and bone 'em while you're wearing the glasses. It'd be like, your good deed for humanity.
I could be a narcissist for KChiki.
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Chuckleworthy
5 votes
2.8
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KChikita Banana Box 128,409 98
06/16/2009 07:50 AM
Who's the naked fat guy holding a digital camera reflected in the right lens?
That would be my chick-friend with the thumb herpes.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.7
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Shell Belle 77,143 25
06/16/2009 08:16 AM
"It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a ........ blind girl?!"
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Peck of Pickled Nipples 2,207 7
06/16/2009 12:31 PM
For a second there I thought Bret Hart found an office job.
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