Member Number 11477 11,089 10
06/19/2009 12:07 PM

Congrats, John. But now that you're turning into a lobstah, will you be posting a lot more and talking of your pregnancy?

Frogpop 155,708 12
06/19/2009 12:38 PM

zing!

Remarkably similar to a Ravos 34,430 10
06/19/2009 03:54 PM

So if he is lobstah, does that mean that Pubah is gunna start hitting on him too?

Remarkably similar to a Ravos 34,430 10
06/19/2009 03:55 PM

Uhhh....not that there is anything wrong with that.

Bill the Squirrel 25,537 8
06/19/2009 04:47 PM

Hey John, where in California? Is the trunk deep enough in your rental car to put hookers? I want a signed book.

Bayan Rabbani 1,673 3
06/19/2009 05:30 PM

Hey John, where in California? Is the trunk deep enough in your rental car to put hookers? I want a signed book.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 176,285 10
06/19/2009 07:21 PM

So you left Jade at home all by herself?

Time to take a trip, if you know what I'm saying.

Miss Trixxie 64,479 13
06/19/2009 07:24 PM

What are you doing here, you big, fat irish Frost?

Big Fat Irish Fuck 938 5
06/19/2009 07:30 PM

I sorry! I sorry! I just want be part of group!

I go now.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 176,285 10
06/19/2009 07:39 PM

Well Trix, I still have a user ID so I stop by every so often.

Miss Trixxie 64,479 13
06/19/2009 07:43 PM

Yeah, same here, but it's kind of depressing to see what's become of the place.

Professor Nutbutter 150,834 14
06/19/2009 08:43 PM

Yes, there certainly has been a huge reduction in tired, incoherent, ramblings from a pill-popping illiterate drama queen.

It's sad, really.

Wait, no. It isn't.

Miss Trixxie 64,479 13
06/19/2009 09:03 PM

et tu nutters?

Dogs Akimbo 158,750 11
06/19/2009 10:45 PM

Can't we all just get along? And in lieu of that, can't some of you get your sisters to SUTT?

Feel the Fratberry 219,236 13
06/20/2009 12:17 AM

et tu nutters?

Who do you think started it all?

Straw Trekkin across the universe 59,726 11
06/20/2009 12:39 AM

As of 2007, Virginia had the highest percentage of vanity plates. Maybe Californians have since tried to catch up because their vanity wouldn't allow anyone else being number one.

Member Number 11477 11,089 10
06/20/2009 10:59 PM

but... but...

Ironbuttkickinsnork 44,997 8
06/20/2009 11:38 PM

Butt... butt, more like.

Whistler P. McManus 141,711 23
06/21/2009 08:40 AM

Vanity plates are for tools.

Frogpop 155,708 12
06/21/2009 10:43 AM

I work with a tool who has a vanity plate.

Trae Spawn On Board 156,239 10
06/21/2009 05:36 PM

So John, did you happen to correct my name from the first book's acknowledgments in this new book?? Although I've had fun being Tracie McMay it's getting tiresome.

Congrats on the new book btw.

Bill the Squirrel 25,537 8
06/21/2009 05:53 PM

Actually Trae, I did.

Dr. Manhole 7,885 8
06/21/2009 07:22 PM

I should clarify that I'm not exactly saying it's a positive thing that Virginia has so many vanity plates.

One that I saw yesterday:

ATE2UDE

Um, why exactly couldnt the person use the T in this situation? Or maybe not use the U? Or do us all a favor and veer into the nearest retaining wall?

Dogs Akimbo 158,750 11
06/22/2009 02:25 AM

I have a NY vanity license plate that pays homage to my favorite band. I've had people read it as "Aluminum Brothers" and "Alimony Broad."

Professor Nutbutter 150,834 14
06/22/2009 03:27 AM

I have the same problem in MA with the vanity plate for my favorite band.

Johns Brothers? Jonestown Brokerage?

Dogs Akimbo 158,750 11
06/22/2009 04:11 AM

I had to google that.

Pubah 47,451 11
06/22/2009 05:52 AM

That "I Fife" plate belongs to Mayberry, North Carolina's finest police deputy.

Whistler P. McManus 141,711 23
06/22/2009 11:11 AM

Mayberry, North Carolina, Ohio?

Remarkably similar to a Ravos 34,430 10
06/22/2009 04:14 PM

ATE2UDE

Um, why exactly couldnt the person use the T in this situation? Or maybe not use the U? Or do us all a favor and veer into the nearest retaining wall?

What is a 'ude' and how do you eat 2 of them?

Pubah 47,451 11
06/23/2009 06:45 AM

Some South Carolina convict thought he'd make a funny...

Thud 53,122 10
06/23/2009 06:51 AM

John, are you still in California? Any more book signings out here?

John Hargrave 116,629 19
06/23/2009 07:51 AM

Sorry, leaving tomorrow.

Was supposed to be leaving today, but I got bumped from Northwest, which had oversold their flight by 30 (!) people.

On the bright side, I got $1200 cash, meals for the day, and a free hotel room at a swanky resort with a huge pool.

I've got to get bumped more often.

Bean 4,408 13
06/23/2009 09:41 AM

I've got to get bumped more often.

Yeah, that's what she said!

ba-dum-CHING

Gonzo 17,604 12
06/23/2009 09:01 PM

That's extremely coincidental and more than a little bit frightening, as I had a dream on Sunday about John getting bumped from a flight. First off, WTF is John doing in my dreams? GET OUT OF MY HEAD, HARGRAVE!

Asskisser Deluxe 2,009 3
07/21/2009 01:36 AM

I've got to get bumped more often.

So has Jade figured out yet that when you go on a "book tour", its code for my Emerson is gonna be larger when I get back?

Major Inconvenience 102 5
07/21/2009 05:34 AM

Having lived in California in my childhood and now, I have to disagree with you on two things.

1. Nuvi sucks. to go from New Hope to Philly it took me through Hatboro, on the 76, around Philly, back into philly, and out again and then to my destination.

2. In-N-Out may be kick-ass, but they A. don't offer steak sauce on their burgers and B. don't have amazing fries. Although they DO have milkshakes almost equal to chick-fil-a