Member Number 11477 43,373 49
06/19/2009 03:07 AM

Congrats, John. But now that you're turning into a lobstah, will you be posting a lot more and talking of your pregnancy?

Frogpop 173,113 25
06/19/2009 03:38 AM

zing!

Remarkably similar to a Ravos 62,361 20
06/19/2009 06:54 AM

So if he is lobstah, does that mean that Pubah is gunna start hitting on him too?

Remarkably similar to a Ravos 62,361 20
06/19/2009 06:55 AM

Uhhh....not that there is anything wrong with that.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
06/19/2009 07:47 AM

Hey John, where in California? Is the trunk deep enough in your rental car to put hookers? I want a signed book.

Bayan Rabbani 2,826 14
06/19/2009 08:30 AM

Hey John, where in California? Is the trunk deep enough in your rental car to put hookers? I want a signed book.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,777 21
06/19/2009 10:21 AM

So you left Jade at home all by herself?

Time to take a trip, if you know what I'm saying.

Miss Trixxie 65,014 14
06/19/2009 10:24 AM

What are you doing here, you big, fat irish Frost?

Big Fat Irish Fuck 1,273 9
06/19/2009 10:30 AM

I sorry! I sorry! I just want be part of group!

I go now.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,777 21
06/19/2009 10:39 AM

Well Trix, I still have a user ID so I stop by every so often.

Miss Trixxie 65,014 14
06/19/2009 10:43 AM

Yeah, same here, but it's kind of depressing to see what's become of the place.

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
06/19/2009 11:43 AM

Yes, there certainly has been a huge reduction in tired, incoherent, ramblings from a pill-popping illiterate drama queen.

It's sad, really.

Wait, no. It isn't.

Miss Trixxie 65,014 14
06/19/2009 12:03 PM

et tu nutters?

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
06/19/2009 01:45 PM

Can't we all just get along? And in lieu of that, can't some of you get your sisters to SUTT?

Feel the Fratberry 277,313 52
06/19/2009 03:17 PM

et tu nutters?

Who do you think started it all?

Straw Trekkin across the universe 95,470 36
06/19/2009 03:39 PM

As of 2007, Virginia had the highest percentage of vanity plates. Maybe Californians have since tried to catch up because their vanity wouldn't allow anyone else being number one.

Member Number 11477 43,373 49
06/20/2009 01:59 PM

but... but...

Ironbuttkickinsnork 45,631 12
06/20/2009 02:38 PM

Butt... butt, more like.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
06/20/2009 11:40 PM

Vanity plates are for tools.

Frogpop 173,113 25
06/21/2009 01:43 AM

I work with a tool who has a vanity plate.

Trae Spawn On Board 156,771 17
06/21/2009 08:36 AM

So John, did you happen to correct my name from the first book's acknowledgments in this new book?? Although I've had fun being Tracie McMay it's getting tiresome.

Congrats on the new book btw.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
06/21/2009 08:53 AM

Actually Trae, I did.

Dr. Manhole 20,243 26
06/21/2009 10:22 AM

I should clarify that I'm not exactly saying it's a positive thing that Virginia has so many vanity plates.

One that I saw yesterday:

ATE2UDE

Um, why exactly couldnt the person use the T in this situation? Or maybe not use the U? Or do us all a favor and veer into the nearest retaining wall?

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
06/21/2009 05:25 PM

I have a NY vanity license plate that pays homage to my favorite band. I've had people read it as "Aluminum Brothers" and "Alimony Broad."

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
06/21/2009 06:27 PM

I have the same problem in MA with the vanity plate for my favorite band.

Johns Brothers? Jonestown Brokerage?

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
06/21/2009 07:11 PM

I had to google that.

Pubah 54,895 17
06/21/2009 08:52 PM

That "I Fife" plate belongs to Mayberry, North Carolina's finest police deputy.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
06/22/2009 02:11 AM

Mayberry, North Carolina, Ohio?

Remarkably similar to a Ravos 62,361 20
06/22/2009 07:14 AM

ATE2UDE

Um, why exactly couldnt the person use the T in this situation? Or maybe not use the U? Or do us all a favor and veer into the nearest retaining wall?

What is a 'ude' and how do you eat 2 of them?

Pubah 54,895 17
06/22/2009 09:45 PM

Some South Carolina convict thought he'd make a funny...

Thud 66,695 17
06/22/2009 09:51 PM

John, are you still in California? Any more book signings out here?

John Hargrave 128,123 71
06/22/2009 10:51 PM

Sorry, leaving tomorrow.

Was supposed to be leaving today, but I got bumped from Northwest, which had oversold their flight by 30 (!) people.

On the bright side, I got $1200 cash, meals for the day, and a free hotel room at a swanky resort with a huge pool.

I've got to get bumped more often.

Bean 7,930 17
06/23/2009 12:41 AM

I've got to get bumped more often.

Yeah, that's what she said!

ba-dum-CHING

Gonzo 20,504 16
06/23/2009 12:01 PM

That's extremely coincidental and more than a little bit frightening, as I had a dream on Sunday about John getting bumped from a flight. First off, WTF is John doing in my dreams? GET OUT OF MY HEAD, HARGRAVE!

Asskisser Deluxe 11,234 21
07/20/2009 04:36 PM

I've got to get bumped more often.

So has Jade figured out yet that when you go on a "book tour", its code for my Emerson is gonna be larger when I get back?

Major Inconvenience 115 7
07/20/2009 08:34 PM

Having lived in California in my childhood and now, I have to disagree with you on two things.

1. Nuvi sucks. to go from New Hope to Philly it took me through Hatboro, on the 76, around Philly, back into philly, and out again and then to my destination.

2. In-N-Out may be kick-ass, but they A. don't offer steak sauce on their burgers and B. don't have amazing fries. Although they DO have milkshakes almost equal to chick-fil-a