Ravos the Sasquatch 34,447 10
06/25/2009 07:53 PM

Might help if I remembered what my Great-Grand Pappy used to tell me. That is, that we have it easy. He had to walk to school in his pyjamas, in 3 feet of snow, uphill both ways! And penny candy used to actually cost a penny!

Chix is in da house 238,150 14
06/25/2009 08:05 PM

Sorry, I was too busy rubbing the attachment on my crotch to actually attach it to my previous email. Here tis...

Chix is in da house 238,150 14
06/25/2009 08:25 PM

Oops I forgot to add the attachment.

Gonzo 17,604 12
06/25/2009 08:46 PM

I always go with:

Now, with new and improved REAL attachment!

Chix is in da house 238,150 14
06/25/2009 08:49 PM

I actually met that chick up there. She hangs out on the Royal Mile in Edinburgh, Scotland and takes pictures with tourists. I met her here first, though.

Whistler P. McManus 141,802 23
06/25/2009 08:52 PM

I AM NOT RAVOS' GREAT-GRAND PAPPY!

Ravos the Sasquatch 34,447 10
06/25/2009 08:57 PM

Whatever you say, Sasquatch Sr.

Professor Nutbutter 150,834 14
06/25/2009 10:06 PM

ZOMG I FORGOTT TEH ATTACHMNET!!!!!!!1

Nipples_4_u_84_california 2,137 5
06/25/2009 11:52 PM

I farted when I realized I didn't send the attachment.

Double-Barreled Shotgun 14 1
06/25/2009 11:59 PM

I usually pretend I sent it the first time. Adding to the mythos of not sending it to begin with. Insert IT reasons for failure: Virus scanner, email client, internet, solar flares. I especially loved describing how a solar flare could eat an attachment and the fact that it worked.

"Okay, I sent it again, did you get it /this/ time?"

Whistler P. McManus 141,802 23
06/26/2009 12:00 AM

Okay, here's a real suggestion for John:

"I'm sorry. Someone let me know that people who aren't really computer savvy might not have been able to see the attachment I sent with my earlier e-mail. Here's a simpler version."

Professor Nutbutter 150,834 14
06/26/2009 12:30 AM

I cut and pasted the attachement from MS Word and I guess it doesne(tm)t work when you do that and it also strips out quotes (eoe and eoe) and generally screws things up BECAUSE IT HATES ME!!!

Ravos the Sasquatch 34,447 10
06/26/2009 04:45 PM

Just like everyone else here, Nutters.

Ravos the Sasquatch 34,447 10
06/26/2009 04:50 PM

So I got a paperclip and attached the file to the e-mail, but I guess it must have fallen off in transit to you. I sent it again, this time using a stapler. I hope you receive it this time.

It kinds sucks though, I now have glowing spots on my monitor, and there may or may not be ooze seeping from it.

Pants 12,163 13
06/27/2009 01:18 AM

I'd forget my balls if I didn't have an attachment.