You know you've been here too long when...
A challenge
by Ravos the Sasquatch | 06/25/2009 04:03 PM | 295 views
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You read a thread somewhere else that says "Fishing locations" and you thought it said "Fisting locations"
What are some other signs you spend too much time here?
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Funny
4 votes
3.0
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Gonzo
06/25/2009 04:06 PM
I read them both, and saw "lotions".
I think that qualifies.
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0 votes
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Bayan Rabbani
06/25/2009 04:07 PM
When you have been here for 2 weeks and it feels like 2 weeks forever.
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Funny
6 votes
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KChikita Banana Box
06/25/2009 04:16 PM
When you've read all the content on the front page and get mad when no one posts anything new.
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Funny
12 votes
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MungChamp
06/25/2009 04:16 PM
When you can't even look at a kids drawing without thinking of your online friends.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Chix is in da house
06/25/2009 04:21 PM
When you realize 90% of your "online friends" (snort) don't post here anymore.
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Funny
6 votes
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Discombobulated
06/25/2009 05:19 PM
If you swearbot yourself during regular speech.
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Hilarious
6 votes
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Nipples_4_u_84_california
06/25/2009 07:01 PM
When you find yourself in front of a huge pile of dead pregnant hookers and all you can think is "Where's Bill?".
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Whistler P. McManus
06/25/2009 07:02 PM
Fisting locations? Try the men's room of Angelo's Diner, Kent, Ohio.
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MungChamp
06/25/2009 07:16 PM
You can try Parna Community Hospital for the next few days as well.
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Funny
8 votes
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KChikita Banana Box
06/25/2009 07:37 PM
Every time you look at the Emerson brand microwave in the office breakroom, you giggle.
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Funny
4 votes
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Rock LobstARRRGHH!!!
06/25/2009 10:49 PM
When you get boobie requests from GABbers who use their real name, you have to ask who they are.
When the noise coming from the bushes doesn't startle you anymore.
When your thought process goes from 'I have GINORMOUS thighs' to 'I bet I'm thinner than [insert GABber who you suppose is fatter than you here]' and it makes you feel good about yourself.
When you get a new office chair and the missing buttprint makes it uncomfortable, thus reducing your time on GAB. And that fact alone pisses you off and ruins your day.
When you accidentally criticize your boss about misspellings on a company memo. Harshly.
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Pubah
06/25/2009 11:08 PM
When you see people at the mall...on the street...pole dancin and wonder if they're GabLivers.
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Funny
7 votes
3.0
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DAGGY
06/26/2009 09:45 AM
When as soon as somebody famous dies you come here for the sick jokes.
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Hilarious
8 votes
4.2
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DAGGY
06/26/2009 09:47 AM
When your daughter gets sick and you call the doctor and try to make an appointment for 'The Daglet'.
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.7
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Bonky
06/26/2009 11:58 AM
When you start making poops in the badabadabadabada catbox!
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.2
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Chance, its whats for dinner!
06/26/2009 12:00 PM
When youre gone from GAB and you actually miss your online friends even though they ACT LIKE THEY DONT MISS YOU AT ALL.
I HATE YOU FrostERS SO MUCH.
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Funny
7 votes
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Bonky licks Chance across her face....sideways.
06/26/2009 12:05 PM
So . . . you like cake?
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0 votes
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Ravos the Sasquatch
06/26/2009 12:07 PM
When you start a thread about how you know you've been here too long.
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Funny
5 votes
3.0
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KChikita Banana Box
06/26/2009 12:21 PM
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Amusing
1 votes
1.0
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Pants
06/26/2009 09:31 PM
When you start giving people Mahhaas in your daily life.
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0 votes
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Dogs Akimbo
06/26/2009 11:19 PM
You've got mold.
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Rock LobstARRRGHH!!!
06/27/2009 01:11 AM
You know how to infiltrate zug search and make it work for you.
You have to define stink lines to n00bs.
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Funny
3 votes
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Redwing
06/27/2009 02:30 AM
You know you've been here too long when...
...you think it's funny when pink192000 calls someone a noob.
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Amusing
1 votes
1.0
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Bill the Squirrel
06/27/2009 11:09 AM
You know you have been here too long when:
The death of Michael Jackson, combined with the death from rectal cancer by Farrah, causes your brain to skip like an old 45 record.
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Pubah Smacks Chance on the ass and runs away
06/28/2009 01:51 AM
Who loves you anyway!!?
Pubah, That's who...
Dammit!
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