Gonzo 20,504 16
06/25/2009 12:06 PM

I read them both, and saw "lotions".

I think that qualifies.

Bayan Rabbani 2,826 14
06/25/2009 12:07 PM

When you have been here for 2 weeks and it feels like 2 weeks forever.

KChikita Banana Box 124,276 89
06/25/2009 12:16 PM

When you've read all the content on the front page and get mad when no one posts anything new.

MungChamp 35,886 35
06/25/2009 12:16 PM

When you can't even look at a kids drawing without thinking of your online friends.

Chix is in da house 282,028 58
06/25/2009 12:21 PM

When you realize 90% of your "online friends" (snort) don't post here anymore.

Discombobulated 4,322 8
06/25/2009 01:19 PM

If you swearbot yourself during regular speech.

Nipples_4_u_84_california 2,207 7
06/25/2009 03:01 PM

When you find yourself in front of a huge pile of dead pregnant hookers and all you can think is "Where's Bill?".

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
06/25/2009 03:02 PM

Fisting locations? Try the men's room of Angelo's Diner, Kent, Ohio.

MungChamp 35,886 35
06/25/2009 03:16 PM

You can try Parna Community Hospital for the next few days as well.

KChikita Banana Box 124,276 89
06/25/2009 03:37 PM

Every time you look at the Emerson brand microwave in the office breakroom, you giggle.

Rock LobstARRRGHH!!! 17,422 30
06/25/2009 06:49 PM

When you get boobie requests from GABbers who use their real name, you have to ask who they are.

When the noise coming from the bushes doesn't startle you anymore.

When your thought process goes from 'I have GINORMOUS thighs' to 'I bet I'm thinner than [insert GABber who you suppose is fatter than you here]' and it makes you feel good about yourself.

When you get a new office chair and the missing buttprint makes it uncomfortable, thus reducing your time on GAB. And that fact alone pisses you off and ruins your day.

When you accidentally criticize your boss about misspellings on a company memo. Harshly.

Pubah 54,895 17
06/25/2009 07:08 PM

When you see people at the mall...on the street...pole dancin and wonder if they're GabLivers.

DAGGY 86,640 14
06/26/2009 05:45 AM

When as soon as somebody famous dies you come here for the sick jokes.

DAGGY 86,640 14
06/26/2009 05:47 AM

When your daughter gets sick and you call the doctor and try to make an appointment for 'The Daglet'.

Bonky 75,728 14
06/26/2009 07:58 AM

When you start making poops in the badabadabadabada catbox!

Chance, its whats for dinner! 171,220 14
06/26/2009 08:00 AM

When youre gone from GAB and you actually miss your online friends even though they ACT LIKE THEY DONT MISS YOU AT ALL.

I HATE YOU FrostERS SO MUCH.

Bonky 75,728 14 licks Chance across her face....sideways.
06/26/2009 08:05 AM

So . . . you like cake?

Ravos the Sasquatch 62,361 20
06/26/2009 08:07 AM

When you start a thread about how you know you've been here too long.

KChikita Banana Box 124,276 89
06/26/2009 08:21 AM

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Pants 14,213 17
06/26/2009 05:31 PM

When you start giving people Mahhaas in your daily life.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
06/26/2009 07:19 PM

You've got mold.

Rock LobstARRRGHH!!! 17,422 30
06/26/2009 09:11 PM

You know how to infiltrate zug search and make it work for you.



You have to define stink lines to n00bs.

Redwing 3,656 30
06/26/2009 10:30 PM

You know you've been here too long when...

...you think it's funny when pink192000 calls someone a noob.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
06/27/2009 07:09 AM

You know you have been here too long when:

The death of Michael Jackson, combined with the death from rectal cancer by Farrah, causes your brain to skip like an old 45 record.

Pubah 54,895 17 Smacks Chance on the ass and runs away
06/27/2009 09:51 PM

Who loves you anyway!!?

Pubah, That's who...

Dammit!