Chix is in da house 238,005 14
06/26/2009 06:25 PM

Anybody else getting the Jackson 5/State Farm I'll be there ad over there? ------------------->


Freakin me out man.

KChikita Banana Box 50,399 11
06/26/2009 06:32 PM

Yup.

Bill the Squirrel 25,487 8
06/26/2009 06:33 PM

Michael Jackson actually wrote "Beat it", while watching the Little League World Series.

Professor Nutbutter 150,825 13
06/26/2009 06:46 PM

Rockwell's first choice to sing on Somebody's Watching Me was not Michael, but Tito.

Professor Nutbutter 150,825 13
06/26/2009 06:47 PM

Michael Jackson had unhealthy and inappropriate relationships with several young boys.

Professor Nutbutter 150,825 13
06/26/2009 06:50 PM

Michael Jackson was The Bitch in his relationship with Emmanuel Lewis.

KChikita Banana Box 50,399 11
06/26/2009 06:56 PM

Michael Jackson picks his nose...










































...from a catalogue.

Maruti Driver 347 6
06/26/2009 07:32 PM

Actually the white michael jackson was planted on earth by aliens as part of a world domination scheme. The real michael jackson is still trapped on some backward ass planet somewhere.

Hey I saw that on TV, so it MUST be true.

Ravos the Sasquatch 34,184 10
06/26/2009 08:21 PM

Michael Jackson's nose is now prominently featured on his mannequin in the wax museum.

So life like!

Nipples_4_u_84_california 2,121 5
06/26/2009 08:22 PM

Michael Jackson's entire face is made up of toothpicks and chewing gum.

The only reason Michael Jackson had kids was to have sex with them.

Maruti Driver 347 6
06/26/2009 09:02 PM

The only reason Michael Jackson had kids was to have sex with them.

That's a WELL known fact, not a little known one.

Nipples_4_u_84_california 2,121 5
06/26/2009 09:25 PM

Oh snap. My bad yo.

Fratberry 219,024 13
06/26/2009 09:34 PM

The State Farm ad was running on ESPN yesterday after we heard the announcement. We were watching CNN and I said, "I wonder if ESPN is saying anything about this" and flipped the channel over to the ad. Mrs. Fratberry laughed and said "SCORE!"

Bill the Squirrel 25,487 8
06/26/2009 11:58 PM

Another little known fact:

Michael Jackson would call kids and tell them to come over to the ranch because he was blowing bubbles. And, the ones who didn't know about his monkey, would.

Gonzo 17,598 12
06/27/2009 12:25 AM

Michael, Janet, and Latoya each hold a fragment of secret talisman than, when brought together, will bring about Armageddon.

They did so in 1998, and the result was a pretty good action movie with horrible writing and an annoyingly catchy ballad.

Gonzo 17,598 12
06/27/2009 12:31 AM

Michael Jackson is not dead. But he must let the world think that he is dead, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him.

Dun-dun-dunnnn-dunnnnn!

Pants 12,163 13
06/27/2009 01:15 AM

Little known fact...

Michael Jackson didn't have a gag reflex.

Chit 163,807 10
06/27/2009 01:29 AM

Michael Jackson got rushed to the hospital in a NAMBLAnce.

HighSoci 26,530 8
06/27/2009 01:45 AM

Since he is 90% plastic, they are going to melt him down and use him to make Legos. That way the little kids can play with him for once.

MungChamp 22,451 16
06/27/2009 02:11 AM

MJ's last words were "take me to the children's hospital".

MungChamp 22,451 16
06/27/2009 02:12 AM

When Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven, God granted her one wish, she said...

"I just wish that all of the children in the world would be safe."

God nodded and then killed Michael Jackson.

Silly Pram 53,174 9
06/27/2009 02:20 AM

Michael Jackson was more Captain Hook than Peter Pan.

Pants 12,163 13
06/27/2009 02:20 AM

Little known fact...

Michael Jackson's nose was also a bottle opener/potato peeler.

Silly Pram 53,174 9
06/27/2009 02:20 AM

Michael Jackson's hair caught fire because there was motor oil in it.

He did not put the motor oil in it; it was in there naturally.

Hairy Nipples 2,121 5
06/27/2009 03:05 AM

Hi Billy Mays here for Michael Jackson's nose!

Tired of being stuck with a can and no opener? Tired of slicing potatoes with that dull kitchen knife? Well have I got a deal for you.

Introducing Michael Jackon's nose!

If you call now I'll even pay the shipping!

Hairy Nipples 2,121 5
06/27/2009 03:06 AM

The bearded one thanks you Pants.

Pram 53,174 9
06/27/2009 03:31 AM

Michael Jackson's face was reversible. When he wanted to scare people in Bahrain (or blend in as a riot victim), he would put it on inside out.

BarneyBites 450 8
06/27/2009 03:45 AM

Chuck Norris was tired of him and wished him "gone from this planet".



He would apologize but Chuck is NEVER sorry!

Hairy Nipples 2,121 5
06/27/2009 03:52 AM

Chuck Norris was tired of him and wished him "gone from this planet".

Chuck Norris does not wish. He demands.

Dogs Akimbo 158,667 11
06/27/2009 04:06 AM

Michael Jackson proved that white men could dance.

Whistler P. McManus 141,343 23
06/27/2009 05:55 AM

Michael Jackson shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Bill the Squirrel 25,487 8
06/27/2009 07:24 AM

Michael Jackson was Blue Lep.


Is there such thing as a double positive?

HighSoci 26,530 8
06/27/2009 08:36 AM

They found out Michael died from food poisoning.




He had a 10 year old weiner in his mouth.

Pubah 47,449 11
06/28/2009 06:57 AM

St Peter becons Michael Jackson to the Pearly Gates...

"Shamone, chahh...ya no, ya no, Shamone"

Whistler P. McManus 141,343 23
06/28/2009 07:28 AM

Michael Jackson could have slapped the beard off of Chuck Norris if he had wanted to.

peoriagrace 5,962 9
06/28/2009 10:56 AM

Michael Jackson could have slapped the beard off of Chuck Norris if he had wanted to.

Yeah cause he is all was prissy girly.

Whistler P. McManus 141,343 23
06/28/2009 11:54 AM

Hey, Michael might have Frosted little boys in the ass, but little boys Frost Chuck Norris in the ass. Because they can.

peoriagrace 5,962 9
06/28/2009 11:36 PM

I take it you don't like Chuck Norris? I mean I don't like or not like him.

Ravos the Sasquatch 34,184 10
06/29/2009 05:08 AM

I always thought that Michael Jackson laid eggs...and I learned something today.

Hairy Nipples 2,121 5
06/29/2009 05:43 AM

If you call now I'll even pay the shipping, and die!

Bill the Squirrel 25,487 8
06/29/2009 04:37 PM

When Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven, God granted her one wish, she said...

"I just wish that all of the children in the world would be safe."

God nodded and then killed Michael Jackson.


Farrah then said to god, "Hey, could you off that infomercial guy too? He bugs the Shakespeare out of me."

Dogs Akimbo 158,667 11
06/30/2009 08:45 AM

Billie Jean is not his lover.

Ravos as Baldilocks 34,184 10
06/30/2009 04:48 PM

What's the difference between the pope, and Michael Jackson?

The pope isn't dead.

KChikita Banana Box 50,399 11
06/30/2009 05:12 PM

The old Pope is dead! Long live the new Pope!

Or something.

Ravos as Baldilocks 34,184 10
06/30/2009 05:13 PM

Long live the 3rd reich!

Ravos as Baldilocks 34,184 10
06/30/2009 06:12 PM

What does the pope have that Michael Jackson didn't?

A pope-mobile.





It's funny 'cause it's true!

A_Zona 0 4
06/30/2009 08:22 PM

Children taste like candy. Sweet, sweet candy. Chimpanzees taste like bananas. Yummy, yummy bananas. Death tastes like embalming fluid. Sour, sour embalming fluid. I sure wish I had a kid or a chimpanzee here to drown out the taste.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 175,391 10
07/01/2009 05:59 PM

When Michael Jackson died they found a piece of boys underwear taped to his shoulder...










he was trying to quit.

TomServo 3,733 5
07/03/2009 11:18 AM

Have you heard... Michael Jackson DIED.
































You heard it here first

Ali_Legend 735 5
07/03/2009 01:49 PM

Knock Knock!!

Who's there?

NOT Michael Jackson






To honour Michael Jackson's passing McDonalds is making a special MJ burger- it's 50 year old meat inbetween 10 year old buns.






Oh wait it's a fact thread not a joke thread... FUUUUUUUUU-

Bayan Rabbani 1,649 3
07/06/2009 03:09 AM

When Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven, God said she can have any one wish granted to her. She thought about it, and wished that all the children of the earth be safe.

So God killed Michael Jackson.

Hairy Nipples 2,121 5
07/08/2009 03:42 AM

"Michael Jackson" is an anagram for "Inhale Jam Coleridges"

Artie Choke 76 1
07/08/2009 10:13 PM

Michael Jackson never hit puberty.



































Actually, he rarely hit anything older than about eight and a half.

Unknown Duck 498 1
07/08/2009 11:34 PM

Michael Jackson was the big spoon

Bill the Squirrel 25,487 8
07/09/2009 12:31 AM

Michael Jackson and Oscar Mayer were the same person.

Chance, its whats for dinner! 168,208 11
07/09/2009 06:41 PM

They found out Michael died from food poisoning.
He had a 10 year old weiner in his mouth.

Hey looks its HighSoci, tired of stealing kids and onto stealing things posted already by John I see.

Oh no I di'int.

Bill the Squirrel 25,487 8
07/09/2009 06:49 PM

Since he is 90% plastic, they are going to melt him down and use him to make Legos. That way the little kids can play with him for once.



Now we know why they won't disclose where he's being buried.

Maruti Driver 347 6
07/10/2009 09:41 PM

I'll never look at legos the same way again.