Anybody else getting the Jackson 5/State Farm I'll be there ad over there? ------------------->


Freakin me out man.

Yup.

Michael Jackson actually wrote "Beat it", while watching the Little League World Series.

Rockwell's first choice to sing on Somebody's Watching Me was not Michael, but Tito.

Michael Jackson had unhealthy and inappropriate relationships with several young boys.

Michael Jackson was The Bitch in his relationship with Emmanuel Lewis.

Michael Jackson picks his nose...










































...from a catalogue.

Actually the white michael jackson was planted on earth by aliens as part of a world domination scheme. The real michael jackson is still trapped on some backward ass planet somewhere.

Hey I saw that on TV, so it MUST be true.

Michael Jackson's nose is now prominently featured on his mannequin in the wax museum.

So life like!

Michael Jackson's entire face is made up of toothpicks and chewing gum.

The only reason Michael Jackson had kids was to have sex with them.

The only reason Michael Jackson had kids was to have sex with them.

That's a WELL known fact, not a little known one.

Oh snap. My bad yo.

The State Farm ad was running on ESPN yesterday after we heard the announcement. We were watching CNN and I said, "I wonder if ESPN is saying anything about this" and flipped the channel over to the ad. Mrs. Fratberry laughed and said "SCORE!"

Another little known fact:

Michael Jackson would call kids and tell them to come over to the ranch because he was blowing bubbles. And, the ones who didn't know about his monkey, would.

Michael, Janet, and Latoya each hold a fragment of secret talisman than, when brought together, will bring about Armageddon.

They did so in 1998, and the result was a pretty good action movie with horrible writing and an annoyingly catchy ballad.

Michael Jackson is not dead. But he must let the world think that he is dead, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him.

Dun-dun-dunnnn-dunnnnn!

Little known fact...

Michael Jackson didn't have a gag reflex.

Michael Jackson got rushed to the hospital in a NAMBLAnce.

Since he is 90% plastic, they are going to melt him down and use him to make Legos. That way the little kids can play with him for once.

MJ's last words were "take me to the children's hospital".

When Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven, God granted her one wish, she said...

"I just wish that all of the children in the world would be safe."

God nodded and then killed Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson was more Captain Hook than Peter Pan.

Little known fact...

Michael Jackson's nose was also a bottle opener/potato peeler.

Michael Jackson's hair caught fire because there was motor oil in it.

He did not put the motor oil in it; it was in there naturally.

Hi Billy Mays here for Michael Jackson's nose!

Tired of being stuck with a can and no opener? Tired of slicing potatoes with that dull kitchen knife? Well have I got a deal for you.

Introducing Michael Jackon's nose!

If you call now I'll even pay the shipping!

The bearded one thanks you Pants.

Michael Jackson's face was reversible. When he wanted to scare people in Bahrain (or blend in as a riot victim), he would put it on inside out.

Chuck Norris was tired of him and wished him "gone from this planet".



He would apologize but Chuck is NEVER sorry!

Chuck Norris was tired of him and wished him "gone from this planet".

Chuck Norris does not wish. He demands.

Michael Jackson proved that white men could dance.

Michael Jackson shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Michael Jackson was Blue Lep.


Is there such thing as a double positive?

They found out Michael died from food poisoning.




He had a 10 year old weiner in his mouth.

St Peter becons Michael Jackson to the Pearly Gates...

"Shamone, chahh...ya no, ya no, Shamone"

Michael Jackson could have slapped the beard off of Chuck Norris if he had wanted to.

Michael Jackson could have slapped the beard off of Chuck Norris if he had wanted to.

Yeah cause he is all was prissy girly.

Hey, Michael might have Frosted little boys in the ass, but little boys Frost Chuck Norris in the ass. Because they can.

I take it you don't like Chuck Norris? I mean I don't like or not like him.

I always thought that Michael Jackson laid eggs...and I learned something today.

If you call now I'll even pay the shipping, and die!

When Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven, God granted her one wish, she said... "I just wish that all of the children in the world would be safe." God nodded and then killed Michael Jackson.


Farrah then said to god, "Hey, could you off that infomercial guy too? He bugs the Shakespeare out of me."

Billie Jean is not his lover.

What's the difference between the pope, and Michael Jackson?

The pope isn't dead.

The old Pope is dead! Long live the new Pope!

Or something.

Long live the 3rd reich!

What does the pope have that Michael Jackson didn't?

A pope-mobile.





It's funny 'cause it's true!

Children taste like candy. Sweet, sweet candy. Chimpanzees taste like bananas. Yummy, yummy bananas. Death tastes like embalming fluid. Sour, sour embalming fluid. I sure wish I had a kid or a chimpanzee here to drown out the taste.

When Michael Jackson died they found a piece of boys underwear taped to his shoulder...










he was trying to quit.

Have you heard... Michael Jackson DIED.
































You heard it here first

Knock Knock!!

Who's there?

NOT Michael Jackson






To honour Michael Jackson's passing McDonalds is making a special MJ burger- it's 50 year old meat inbetween 10 year old buns.






Oh wait it's a fact thread not a joke thread... FUUUUUUUUU-

When Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven, God said she can have any one wish granted to her. She thought about it, and wished that all the children of the earth be safe.

So God killed Michael Jackson.

"Michael Jackson" is an anagram for "Inhale Jam Coleridges"

Michael Jackson never hit puberty.



































Actually, he rarely hit anything older than about eight and a half.

Michael Jackson was the big spoon

Michael Jackson and Oscar Mayer were the same person.

They found out Michael died from food poisoning.
He had a 10 year old weiner in his mouth.

Hey looks its HighSoci, tired of stealing kids and onto stealing things posted already by John I see.

Oh no I di'int.

Since he is 90% plastic, they are going to melt him down and use him to make Legos. That way the little kids can play with him for once.



Now we know why they won't disclose where he's being buried.

I'll never look at legos the same way again.