Masturbation - You'll be saying "Wow" everytime!

Masturbation: It's What's For Dinner

Got Masturbation?

Masturbation: The Other White Fluid

Masturbation : Your way, right away

Fap, Fap, Jizz, Jizz oh what a relief it is

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Masturbation, cause dinner out with wine is spensive, yo.

You're in good hands with Allstate.

"Full coverage? Yes? Happy finish? Yes?"

"Cum back to Jamaica"

"Have a masturbate and a smile"

"Masturbation: Just do it"

"Masturbation: Is it in you??"

Fap Fap Fap Fap, Faaap!, I'm lovin it!

Masturbation. So easy, a caveman can do it!

#1 Tip To A Sexy Stomach MASTERBATE

Nobody Can Masterbate Just Once!

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I hope I've learned my lesson.

Good to the last drop.

The best part of waking up

Because I'm worth it.

Masturbation, the quicker picker-upper.

It's what your right arm's for.

For women who'll talk to you, there's Visa.
For everything else, there's masturbation.

For those heavy flow days, there's masturbation

No one can love me
better than I love me

Masturbation

"Time to make the O face."

"I made the O face."

Kentucky Choked Chicken, we choke the chicken RIGHT!

Drop drop, jizz jizz,
oh what a relief it is!

"If you've got it, spank it."

"The only date that won't say no."

"Cheap birth control, here I come!"

"let's get some shoes!"

(Mentos)

"It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, and Masturbation's full of life"

"sometimes you feel like a nut..."

"My baloney has a first name, it's B-O-N-E-R..."

"Just for the taste of it."

"Get your own bag."

"I got the blue box balls blues."

What did the 5 fingers say to the face?

Masturbation!

Masturbation: The quicker pecker upper

M-a-s-t-u-r-b-a-t-i-o-n spells relief!

(Shake and Bake)




"It's masturbation and I helped!"

I feel like wankin' tonight! Like wankin' tonight!

Why did Lobster cross the road?

To come jack me off!

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
masturbating bear!

Asian Masturbation.

Little.Yellow.Different.Better!

"HOOOORAY, Masturbation.

Burger King Masturbation Club, where a kid can be a kid!

BKMasturbation Super 7 Incher: It'll blow your mind away.

Live in your world. Play with yourself in ours.

Masturbation: The reason I haven't killed yet.

That's not a slogan, Mung.

That's just a fact.

I mean, if you could quit playing with yourself long enough to get your fat hairy ass out of your computer chair, I'm sure you would've been locked up for years.

Nausea, heartburn, masturbation, upset stomach, diarrhea.

$5 footlong! (same as in town)

Play with your dipstick Jimmy.

My hobby has a first name
its M-A-S-T-R

My hobby has a second name
its B-A-T-Ion

Oh, I love to beat it
Everyday

And if you ask me why
I'll sayyyyy

That nothing feels quite as good as
B-E-A-T Yur Meat!

Masturbation, the san francisco treat.

Masturbation: It's What's For Dinner

Um, okay John.

Love the skin you're in.

Ok, I'm Australian, so I'm not sure if you have any of these where you come from.

"oh what a feeling!" -Toyota

"Masturbation: Take life to the MAX." - Energizer

"Masturbation: Play, Laugh, Grow" - Fisher Price

"The best a man can get" - Gillette

"Thats another load off your mind" - Persil

"Masturbation: Once you've popped, you can't stop" - Pringles

"Masturbation: Take it easy" - Cadbury Chocolate, Caramel

"The Ride of your life" - Peugeot

"Masturbation: I saw this, and thought of you" - Royle Mail

"So much pleasure, But where is the pain" - Muller Light

"Masturbation: Top Breeders recomend it" - Pedigree Chum

"Masturbation: Trying harder than ever" - Avis

"Masturbation: Who's Next?" - California Lotto

"Masturbation - A higher degree of success" - DeVry Condoms

ZOMG, most of these dont need anything.

"Jizz: Just for the taste of it" - Diet Coke

"mmmm, Rely on the tiger" - Exxon

"The best never rest" - Ford

"Enjoy the ride" - Nissan

"Obey your thirst" - Sprite

"If it doesn't get all over the place, It doesn't belong in your face" - The Carl's Jr.

"Pure chewing Stroking satisfaction" - Wrigly's gum




I'm not going to get anything for all this effort, am I?

"WhatalotIgot" - Smarties

Can you repeat those in English please? I don't understand freaky deaky Australian.

(sara lee)
Nobody does it like masturbation!

(nokia)
Masturbation. Your personal entertainer.

(Trix)
Silly Rabbit, masturbation is for kids!

(Sears)
Come See the Softer Side of Masturbation.

(Visa)
Masturbation. It's Everywhere You Want To Be.

Melts in your hands not in her mouth

Nothing outlasts the Masturbation. It keeps going and going and going.

Have it your way.

Think globally, act locally.

Let your fingers do the walking.

Masterbation:
When you care enough to take matters into your own hands.

If you want something done right, do it yourself.

Cum for a cause

If you keep cummin', you got healthy plumbin'

Procrastination is like masturbation e" at first it might feel great, but in the end you're just [having sex with] yourself.

NEW AXE INSTINCT
Fragrance with the power of masturbation

Merrill Lynch
Global Wealth Masturbation

Modelo Especial
Let it be masturbation

Toyota Prius
Harmony between man, nature and masturbation

Toshiba
Leading masturbation

Davidoff cigarettes
Life is masturbation

Panasonic
Ideas for masturbation

I'm always after me lucky charms!

Self love not war, spunk-action over pump-action...

If you don't enjoy masturbation, you've only got yourself to blame...

Finger lickin' good...
(One for the ladies.)

Another one for the laydees;
Masturbation, it's frigging great..

Ah! Baby Gravy...

Since I'm a fan of Coca-Cola, these are some of the taglines and jingles over the time... and for the sake of thread integrity, I've replaced Coca-Cola, Coke, and relatives for Masturbation.



1893 - Masturbation, The Ideal Brain Tonic
1904 - Masturbation, Delicious and Refreshing
1905 - Masturbation Revives and Sustains
1906 - The Masturbation of Quality
1907 - Masturbation, Coolingfes,.Refreshingfes,Delicious
1908 - Masturbation, Good To The Last Drop
1917 - Masturbation, Three Million A Day
1922 - Masturbation Knows No Season
1924 - Masturbation, Pause and Refresh Yourself
1927 - Masturbation Around the Corner From Anywhere
1929 - Masturbation, The Pause That Refreshes
1934 - When It's Hard To Get Started, Start With Masturbation
1935 - All Trails Lead To Masturbation
1936 - Masturbation, It's The Refreshing Thing To Do
1938 - The Best Friend Masturbation Ever Had
1939 - Whoever You Are, Whatever You Do, Wherever You May Be, When You Think of Refreshment Think of Masturbation
1948 - Where There's Masturbation There's Hospitality
1948 - It's The Real Thing! (First time this slogan was used.)
1950 - Time Out For Masturbation
1950 - Help Yourself to Masturbation
1951 - Good Food And Masturbation Just Naturally Go Together
1952 - What You Want Is Masturbation
1954 - Masturbation, For People On The Go
1956 - Masturbation - Makes Good Things Taste Better
1957 - Masturbation, Sign Of Good Taste
1957 - There's Nothing Like Masturbation
1958 - The Cold, Crisp Taste of Masturbation
1959 - Masturbation, Be Really Refreshed
1962 - Masturbation, Enjoy That Refreshing New Feeling
1963 - Things Go Better With Masturbation
1976 - Masturbation Adds Life
1979 - Have a Masturbation and a Smile
1982 - Masturbation Is It!
1985 - Masturbation, We've Got A Taste For You
1989 - Masturbation, Can't Beat The Feeling
1990 - Masturbation, Can't Beat The Real Thing
1993 - Always Masturbation
1993 - Masturbation, Taste It All
2000 - Masturbation Enjoy
2001 - Masturbation, Life Tastes Good
2002 - All the world loves Masturbation

Talk about dirty marketing...

Masturbation, replacing exercise since nineteen dickity two.

Windows Vista: So you can masturbate while it's loading...