Ali_Legend 844 7
06/29/2009 08:06 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: not hi
You: You broke the rules Emerson:

'You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!'
Stranger: what are he rules you fag?
You: You start with hi
Stranger: the*
You: and end with pictars of premature Poe
You: you digg?
Stranger: i was thinkin like bitch Frost
You: I get ya dawg
You: I has a joke, just 1
You: you want it
You: it's INTERACTIVE, u get me?
You: so here goes boi
You: knock knock
Stranger: whos there
You: disco
Stranger: you said too much at once it was complicATED
Stranger: disco who
You: DISCONNECTED!
You have disconnected.

Ali_Legend 844 7
06/29/2009 08:08 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: I'm a newfag
You: 13 female uganda
Stranger: africa?
You: just chilling in my 2nd hand cardboard box with my troll homies
You: IDK I can't afford a globe
You: I learnt my geography form half a RISK board
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

_______


Sorry for me spamming all this Shakespeare that probably gets repetitive, I'd appreciate if someone else tried it. :)

Thud 68,506 19 deadpan
06/29/2009 08:31 PM

We might, too. Just to get a different perspective, of course.

What's Goin' Anh? 11,158 14
06/29/2009 08:47 PM

Stranger: are you a Ogden Nash?
You: no
You: why are you trying to offend me?
Stranger: sorry
You: no its okay are you a Ogden Nashestranger: no
You: will u still pick my cotton fields?
Stranger: oh your sick
Stranger: SICK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I'm not usually racist, but he started it.

Ravos the Sasquatch 63,472 21
06/29/2009 08:48 PM

Fool me once, shame on you,
Fool me twice, I'll shoot you and take back my TV.

Autra 10,560 11
06/30/2009 07:14 AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hii
You: How far do you think you can throw a pineapple by just holding it by the stem?
Stranger: Not too far
Stranger: but that was really interesting
You: Like, 8-10 yards?
You: I think you probably couldn't throw it too hard, because the stem would break.
Stranger: wouldnt it just fall?
Stranger: thats what i was thinking
Stranger: is this some sort of iq questions?
Stranger: cuz i havnt really played around with much pineapples
You: No, I was planning on throwing some pinapples at people out of my car later. I'll probably just stick with cantelopes.
Stranger: niiice
Stranger: dont get arrested
Stranger: and dude, dont hit old people
You: Mostly just the homeless. They need a balanced diet and stuff. It's more of a community service than anything.
Stranger: That is so generous
You: I am a very generous soul.
You: I like to share myself in various ways.
You: Mostly just the fist and feet part of myself, though.
Stranger: by throwing food
Stranger: You wana hear a joke
You: I love jokes. Go for it.
Stranger: KNOCK KNOCK
You: Who is there?
Stranger: byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Autra 10,560 11
06/30/2009 07:14 AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: a wild charmander has appeared!
You: master ball go!
Stranger: charmander eats the master ball!
Stranger: *burp
You: bastard!
Stranger: charmander lets out Fiery Fart!
You: timothy mcveigh, do your oklahoma bombing beam!
You: *burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr FRRRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: charmander dives and hides under wild snorlax!
You: andrea yates, activate!
You: drown all the children, spare none!
Stranger: charmander transforms into Bono!
You: *COOOOO KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh
Stranger: "in the NAMMMMEEEEE OF LOOOOVE"
Stranger: its super effective!
You: Naked Abraham Lincoln, show him what habeas corpus is all about
Stranger: OHSHI--
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Autra 10,560 11
06/30/2009 07:15 AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sup
Stranger: press alt F4
You: i dont have an alt f4 key
Stranger: no
Stranger: hold alt
Stranger: then press F4
You: what will happen?
Stranger: it opens a new window
You: i only want one window open, my computer is slow already
Stranger: nah press it
You: but thank you for your advice, albeit forceful
Stranger: oh sorry
Stranger: i didnt mean to be forceful
You: lets get serious, i will f*ck you until you love me, faggot
Stranger: in all honesty it actually closes your window
Stranger: . . . right
Stranger: now where did that come from little matey?
You: do you doubt my powers?
Stranger: yeah!
Stranger: ok
You: i have made 5 married men homosexuals before
Stranger: what country am i from "all powerful one" . . . ?
You: and its time to take the show on the road
Stranger: yeeaahhh . . . your really boring actually
You: my powers involve butt sex with men, not ip address acquistion, friend
Stranger: no fun
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Autra 10,560 11
06/30/2009 07:15 AM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi.
You: OMG I just sat on my balls.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Autra 10,560 11
06/30/2009 07:19 AM

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: sup
You: nothing
You: just found out some good news
You: had to share with somebody...
Stranger: thats cool
You: I get paroled in a week!
You: and they say you can't get away with murder
Stranger: ?
You: Wanna meet up?
Your conversational partner has disconnected

I'll post more later, that's enough for now.

Ravos as Baldilocks 63,472 21
06/30/2009 07:35 AM

Naked Abraham Lincoln, show him what habeas corpus is all about

Lets start a war...

Start a nuclear war!

KChikita Banana Box 128,409 98
06/30/2009 08:30 AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiya
You: Howdy
Stranger: twat
You: Butt secks
Stranger: wanker
You: With babies
You: What? They're tight!
You: Do you have any children?
Stranger: u fkin werido if i found u i wud knock u out
You: Frost this, I'm going to the playground.
Stranger: am goin to kill u
You: Can you beat me with a barbie doll?
You: Cuz that would be awesome.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Autra 10,560 11
06/30/2009 08:35 AM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: wanna talk about dianetics?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Autra 10,560 11
06/30/2009 08:36 AM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi.
You: Hello friend
Stranger: This is God, here.
You: Hello God
Stranger: How may I help you today?
You: Why the f*ck did you give me a small dick?
You: I f*cking hate you!!
You: I hate you!!!
Stranger: God doesn't apologise.
You: God doesn't spell correctly either
You: you f*cking suck
Stranger: What's incorrect?
Stranger: Apologize?
You: what's the deal with midgets? is that some kind of f*cking joke?
Stranger: That's American.
Stranger: You're small penis is a midget.
Stranger: Suck sh*t faggot.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Autra 10,560 11
06/30/2009 08:38 AM

You: If i tell myself I'm not going to masturbate today, but then do it anyway, is that rape?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i encourage you to do it
Stranger: come on
Stranger: go on
Stranger: watch some hot stuff
You: I'm chocking myself
You: I didn't spell that right
You: it's hard to type and rape yourself at the same time
Stranger: should i help you out
You: No, I got this...
Stranger: go wank man
You: OH SNAP, I just slapped myself in the face and and called me a b*tch
You: don't look at me...I SAID NOT TO LOOK AT MYSELF!
Stranger: do you need me to slap you too?
You: No, you just sit there and watch...but hey, if you want to shove something up your ass, feel free.
You: I'm not here to judge...
Stranger: you sound like jesus
You: DAMN IT...hahah, fooled you...I am
Stranger: yes of course jesus
You: you have 3 wishes, go
Stranger: 1st wish
Stranger: to slap you face
Stranger: 2nd wish
Stranger: to f*ck you
Stranger: 3rd wish
You: COMBO BUSTER!
You: I just made you my b*tch - in your face sinner!!
Stranger: you are a f*cking wanker
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Autra 10,560 11
06/30/2009 08:49 AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 10 4 good buddy go ahead over
Stranger: hi
You: Rubber Duck, Rubber Duck
You: what's your twenty over?
Stranger: I don't speak english
You: really
You: I don't speak idiot, so this may go poorly
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Autra 10,560 11
06/30/2009 09:22 AM

Pt. 1


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: knock knock
Stranger: Who's there?
You: your mom, she forgot her coat...and tell her don't call me any more
Stranger: WOW
Stranger: Did you f*ck my mom?
You: Kind of
You: ok, not really, I'm only goofin
You: are you American?
Stranger: im brazilian
Stranger: =]
You: JFC, you people are taking over
Stranger: What do you mean
Stranger: with "JFC"
Stranger: ?
You: Oh, sorry
You: it means...
You: Jonesin' For Coleridge
You: That means I like you.
You: what I meant was, everyone on this site is from Brazil..I feel like you people are taking over the internet
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: HAHAHAH
Stranger: where you from?
Stranger: your state
You: Texas
You: Home of Beers, Steers and Queers
You: and bacon
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: i'd heard that there's a lot of hot
You: hot wut?
Stranger: The sun
You: oh, yes, it is very hot
Stranger: i'm from rio de janeiro
You: we have hot women here to...much hotter than you do in Rio
Stranger: Here's is hot too. It's cold now, though
Stranger: HAHAHA
Stranger: no way man!
You: I here Rio chicks have teh crabs
Stranger: the carioca's girl > all
Stranger:
You: no way, our Karaoke girls are WAAAAY better
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: no man,
Stranger: The girls from rio
Stranger: Have the Bigger ass in world
You: I now, I'm just foolin...our girls are fat and ugly...

Autra 10,560 11
06/30/2009 09:22 AM

Pt. 2


Stranger: you are funny
Stranger: hahaha
You: thx..you are too
Stranger: sorry for my english
You: no problem, so for the itchy rash in my pants
You: I'd rather have sex with a sheep than with a woman from Texas
Stranger: thats was strange
You: why?
You: it's an old american saying...
You: We always say that...
Stranger: wow
You: Like the other day, somebody said:
You: Hey want to go to the club
You: and my friend said,
You: No way, I'd rather have sex with a sheep than go to the club
Stranger: id never heard it before
You: we do it all the time...
You: it's the cool thing to say in the states
You: I bet it will catch on there too eventually
Stranger: here, at brazil
Stranger: we say
Stranger: "Pika das galaxias"
Stranger: for a damn amazing thing.
Stranger: For exemple
You: what does that mean?
Stranger: you saw a f*cking nice girl at the street
Stranger: and you say
Stranger: "That girl is Pika das galaxias
Stranger: that girl is awesome
Stranger: but
Stranger: Pika das galaxias mean Coleridge from space
Stranger: AUHEOUHAOUEH
You: AWESOME
You: Coleridge from Space ...I'm going to start saying that.
Stranger: isn't it cool? isn't
Stranger: HAHAHA
You: You should start saying " I'd rather f*ck a sheep"
Stranger: oh yeah
You: we'll be responsible for starting a new trend in our countries
Stranger: i will do that
Stranger: ahahaha
Stranger: we can try it out
Stranger:
You: you go f*ck a sheep ok
Stranger: I go to see "Lost"
You: and I'm going to go put my Coleridge in some space
Stranger: HAHAHA
You: Hey, are you going to check out Fast and Furious 4, it's totally Coleridge in Space!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Autra 10,560 11
06/30/2009 09:27 AM

Last one.

Bah.


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: How could you do this to me?
Stranger: Accidently
You: I just can't believe it
Stranger: Weel believe it
You: after all we've been through
Stranger: You were hard at times too
Stranger: But I was stubborn
Stranger: But I know better
You: That doesn't excuse your behavior
Stranger: Nobody is perfect
You: True
Stranger: Forgive and forget?
Stranger: I say forget about forgiving
Stranger: Let's just love
You: I can't stay mad at you
Stranger: So, do we have makeup sex now?
You: I have a headache
Stranger: Nice to know things are back to normal

Ravos as Baldilocks 63,472 21
06/30/2009 11:57 AM

You: Texas
You: Home of Beers, Steers and Queers
You: and bacon

You have obviously never had Canadian Bacon.

Ravos as Baldilocks 63,472 21
06/30/2009 11:57 AM

You: I'd rather have sex with a sheep than with a woman from Texas

Isn't Lobsta from Texas?

MungChamp 35,891 35
06/30/2009 12:05 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you like fishticks?
Stranger: im a bi girl looking for dick... cause its tuesday
You: What are you a gay fish!
You: wait, you are a gay fish!
Stranger: no i want to cyber
Stranger: eat my Poe
You: Hells yeah!
You: tell me more about your cat. I like a nice hairy Poe that loves to be fed.
You: I would feed that Poe Nine Lives and Sheeba till it purred
You: I would start with a little chicken and work my way to the beef. And then when 7 of those nipples were exposed I would go right for the Turducken!
Stranger: oh god yes
Stranger: oh yea
Stranger: oh oh
Stranger: ahhhh
Stranger: im cumming
You: I would undo my shoelace
You: slowly
Stranger: oh its so good
Stranger: my
You: and run around the house with it until you caught the aglet in your paws
Stranger: my
Stranger: mmy
Stranger: MY Coleridge IS ON FIRE
You: wait, you have a rooster too! What was all that talk about fishticks?
Stranger: YES SIR AND I JUST LIZZED LIKENO TOMORROW
Stranger: IM STRAIGHT QUEER SON AND YOU JUST ENGAGED IN FAG SEX
Stranger: i tend to do all the ass Frost-ing in this relationship
Stranger: faggot
Stranger: faggot
Stranger: faggot
Stranger: faggot
Stranger: faggot
Stranger: faggot
Stranger: faggot
You: So you are not a chick?
Stranger: faggot
Stranger: faggot
Stranger: no man
Stranger: i got a dickk bigger than yours
You: but I am a girl
Stranger: bsyou said you were a guy
You: so you just had straight sex
Stranger: sorry
You: straight
You: straight
You: straight
You: straight
Stranger: not good straight sex if you ask me
You: that is what i would expect from a faggot

Autra 10,560 11
06/30/2009 12:10 PM

You: I'd rather have sex with a sheep than with a woman from Texas

Isn't Lobsta from Texas?

This post was totally Coleridges from space.

Mothcleaner 4,106 10
06/30/2009 12:37 PM

aglet


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
06/30/2009 01:44 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: what up?
Stranger: nothing you?
You: Broke my big toe.
You: Pain meds are killer though.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: asl?
You: 143, as often as is possible, computer chair.
Stranger: wow 153?
Stranger: 143*
Stranger: yo're old
You: yes I know amazing. I eat a healthy diet and exercise regularly.
Stranger: hottt
You: No holy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

KChikita Banana Box 128,409 98
06/30/2009 01:53 PM

I'm no good at this. How can I be intimidated by people that aren't even real??

KChikita Banana Box 128,409 98
06/30/2009 02:05 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: hy! r u a horny girl??
You: Umm, no
You: DON'T HURT ME!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

KChikita Banana Box 128,409 98
06/30/2009 02:15 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: Hey!
Stranger: from?
You: DE
You: u?
Stranger: DE?
You: Delaware
Stranger: oh
Stranger: haha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Apparently, you are not even cyber-worthy if you're from Delaware.

Ali_Legend 844 7
06/30/2009 02:46 PM

Apparently, you are not even cyber-worthy if you're from Delaware.

Just say you're a 17 year old Thai girl. Go along with the cybering and get the guy to masturbate or something, and then after a couple of minutes add a twist by saying something like 'I hit you with my Coleridge'.
I'm gonna have to find an example I think:

____

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: what you up to
You: horny as Frost
Stranger: ya me too
Stranger: asl?
You: 15/f
Stranger: 17 m
Stranger: cybersex?
You: ok

...

Stranger: ill just help you get that bra off
Stranger: wow
Stranger: you have such a nice body
You: thanks
Stranger: perfect boobs
Stranger: and a cute butt
Stranger: can i touch them?
You: sure *i turn around and accidently slap you with my Coleridge
You: *i turn bright red "sorry"
Stranger: its all good

KChikita Banana Box 128,409 98
06/30/2009 02:48 PM

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: plzz be a hottie
You: Hi!
Stranger: :)
You: ::hair flip::
Stranger: lol
Stranger: m/f
You: ::giggle::
You: f
You: u?
Stranger: m
Stranger: :)
Stranger: so i guess u are
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: a babe
You: Of course!
You: Everyone on the internet is a babe!
Stranger: lol :D
Stranger: yeah kindof
Stranger: ur right
Stranger: jus like you n i
Stranger: okay am from india and you
You: I just got my surgery done, so no sagging or anything!
You: USA
Stranger: sagging ? why ?
Stranger: what surgery girl ?
You: God, it was good to get rid of that Coleridge and balls.
You: They just get in the WAY!
Stranger: wtffffffffffff
You: ::giggle::
You: Now I'm alllllllll smooooooooth down there!
Stranger: cmmon be serious
Stranger: :P
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: byebye dude!!!!!!!!! ur cheating on me
Stranger: :P
You: Heehee!
You: You're still here!
Stranger: )
Stranger: jus waiting for what 'd have to say
You: I bet it turns you on that i used to be a dude!
Stranger: no. really.
Stranger: bye :D
You: I bet you're curious!
You: ;)
Stranger: ;) tc dude
You: You won't find a natural woman with tits like these!
Stranger: 1111111111
You: They're amazing!
Stranger: ';''D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Mothcleaner 4,106 10
06/30/2009 03:04 PM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 17/f thailand
You: u?
Stranger: how are you
Stranger: 29 m portugal
Stranger: *20
You: horny
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you?
You: yes
Stranger: what you want to do about that
You: let you touch my penis
Stranger: ok
Stranger: if you want you can suck too
You: want to play penis swords?
Stranger: want to play penis swords? my english is bad
You: yeahm penis swords
Stranger: swords means what
You: like fencing, but with Coleridges
Stranger: but you are girl right?
Stranger: i want put my penis in your ass
Stranger: can i?
You: almost completely, still waiting for the last operation.

Autra 10,560 11
06/30/2009 03:04 PM

::sex change conversation::

Without flaw.

Ali_Legend 844 7
06/30/2009 04:54 PM

Shakespeare, I picked a convo with a legit gangster.

____

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: no u
Stranger: what it do?
You: do it what?
Stranger: what? you are not from the US are you?
Stranger: I'm from jersey
You: I am from the UK
Stranger: knew it
You: how?
Stranger: you don't get the lingo son that's how
You: I get you dawg
Stranger: ight, then. you banging?
You: blud, i is banging ite
Stranger: blud? naw, that ain't me
Stranger: so what's gud?
You: brap brep brip brop brup
Stranger: what? you ain't down
Stranger: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ali_Legend 844 7
06/30/2009 05:06 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heelo
You: I get bullied for having a small pencil
Stranger: aww
Stranger: same
You: It's tiny
You: Like, a 4 inch pencil
Stranger: mines quite small too
You: ALl my mates, they got like, 7 inch fountian pens
You: I ahve a Shakespearety 4 inch pencil
You: FML
You: :(
Stranger: haha i think my pencils like 5 inches tbf
Stranger: same!
Stranger: there pens are chunky aswell
You: Ik
You: yeah!
Stranger: mines small and slim
You: my pencil has a diameter of an ant
You: they have Frost-ing tree trunk pens
Stranger: exactly! its not good is it
You: no
Stranger: we should compare pencils
You: How can you show off to a gir lhow good your pencil is at writing if it's so small. you'll get laughed all the way to suicide-lane
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: surgery on your pencil?
You: My mates, they can write in either yellow or WHITE with their pens
You: mine only does yellow
You: and they have black hair accessories
Stranger: aw mines white

Ali_Legend 844 7
06/30/2009 05:06 PM

You: mine doesn't
Stranger: do you regularly compare pencils with your mates?
You: yeah every day
Stranger: where do you live?
You: USA
You: California
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im from the uk
Stranger: i bet your pencil would probs be bigger than mine tbh
You: What's your name, Bill?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: billy
You: oh k
You: My name is Gary
Stranger: cool
You: Surname of Glitter
You: I have a small penis
Stranger: cool
You: sorry PENCIL
You: but I like to compare it
Stranger: yeah PENCIL
Stranger: remember
You: Frost
You: i mean, eouldn't want people thinknig I have a small PENIS
Stranger: obv!
You: when I'm really discussing my writing equipment
Stranger: that would be terrible....
You: I know
Stranger: exactly!
You: enet do?
You: I'd be laughed all the way to suicide-lane!
You: God my life would suck
Stranger: it would
You: So how big is your Coleridge
You: roach?
You: My pet cockroach is very big
You: I also have a HUGE dic
You: tionary
You: It has every word in the English languagei n it
Stranger: thats stolen from austin powers
You: no austin powers is stolen form me
Stranger: okay then
You: Yeah
Stranger: would you like to show me your penis?
Stranger: ...i mean pencil
You: sure
Stranger: thanks
You: No pics on my PC atm, gotta take one or two now :/
Stranger: cool great
Stranger: ill send you one of mine
You: :)
You: ty
You: http://www.bachelorettesuperstore.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/penispen.jpg
You: here we go
Stranger: thats unlucky
Stranger: thats pretty small
You: Init tho
You: and no 'pencil hairs'
You have disconnected.

Ali_Legend 844 7
06/30/2009 05:22 PM

___

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: u say it
You: say 'hi'
Stranger: Arsene Wenger?
You: Yes that's me
Stranger: cool
You: I had sex with Thierry Henry back in the good ol' days with Asenal
Stranger: :D
You: Ironic init.. 'Arsenal' and 'arse sex with henry'
Stranger: thierry said he liked it
You: yh i figured from the moans
Stranger: but you didnt call so he moved to spain
You: yeah, what an ass
You: I had to swap semen with david seaman
Stranger: haha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ali_Legend 844 7
06/30/2009 05:37 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: GET DOWN GRENADE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected been blown to pieces.

__

Poor bastard, I couldn't warn him quick enough. RIP Stranger.

Ali_Legend 844 7
06/30/2009 06:11 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I am a Male from Hong Kong :) and you ?
You: Stranger Danger!
You: 17 female japan
Stranger: cool :)
Stranger: where do you live in japan ?
You: how OLD are u?
You: Tokyo :]
Stranger: just 22 yrs. younggggggggggggg
You: yeah 5 years, not too bad :)
Stranger: what is your name in Japanese ? :)
You: shihun
You: is the english way
Stranger: you don't even know your god damn name in Japanese ??!! want me to teach you or what ?
Stranger: what is it in Japanese then ??!! any idea ?
You: THEY SEE ME TROLLIN' THEY HATIN' PATROLLING AND TRYING TO CATCH ME TROLLIN' DIRTY!
Stranger: what a low life loser and liar you are !! byeeeeee
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Rock LobstARRRGHH!!! 18,570 33
06/30/2009 09:01 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I lose.
Kick me to the curb.

Rock LobstARRRGHH!!! 18,570 33
06/30/2009 09:06 PM

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: bi female?
You: hi
You: female
You: and yes i'm bi
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: me too
You: wicked
You: where you from?
Stranger: canada?
Stranger: canada:D
Stranger: *
You: Texas
Stranger: ; ]
Stranger: add my msn
You: ok
Stranger: *************@hotmail.com
You: &&&&&&&&&&@msn.com
Stranger: u add me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


BITCHES I GOT A NUMBER!!!

Frogpop 173,153 25
06/30/2009 10:14 PM

*sigh* this thread reminds me of the sweet sweet good old days of sitebot.


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Scrimshaw!
Stranger: i agree
You: how.. agreeable of you.
Stranger: inorite
You: lolerskates.
Stranger: mhhhhhhh fudgesicleeeeeeeeeeee
Stranger: goodnight
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I don't blame them. That fudgesicle sounded pretty moving.

Autra 10,560 11
07/01/2009 07:00 AM

Stranger: Hi
You: Sorry about that, we got disconnected...so anyway, my pants are down, "it" is in my hand and the roll of nickles is firmly lodged in my rectum.
You: Now what?
Stranger: suck my balls
You: You're not fooling me with that one again, you didn't say "Simon Says 'Suck my balls'"
You: hahaha, your turn to shove the candle of shame in your butt!
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Autra 10,560 11
07/01/2009 07:03 AM

You: aaaaaaaaaaaand we're back
Stranger: hi
Stranger: do u like p3n1s
You: why? are you selling it?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: 5 dorlar
You: so how long have you been a homosexual?
You: was there an experience that turned you, or were you born that way?

Stranger: i like both
You: so its not a lifestyle, more of a decision making disorder
Stranger: ya
Stranger: f*ck YOU f*ckHEAD
Stranger: I KNOW WHERE U LIVE
You: im sure you dont but thats irrelevant
You: you dont even know how to spell, how could you possibly know where i live
Stranger: YOU*
You: i was referring to "dorlar" earlier
You: but thanks
Stranger: suckie suckie 5 dollar?
You: i'm going to have to pass, but thank you so much for the offer
Stranger: sup
Stranger: whasup
Stranger: f*cka
You: you are quite the conversationalist
You: ever wondered why no one likes you?
You: read the above
Stranger: all ppl likes me
Stranger: likey me likey me
You: no they dont
You: they told me
Stranger: thye like me
Stranger: i singapore
Stranger: u ?
You: they said you were a terrible human being
You: you singapore?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: u?
You: you should try verbs
You: that helps people determine what you are talking about
Stranger: ok
Stranger: okay
Stranger: hey man
Stranger: where are you from?
Stranger: i'm from singapore
You: thats better
Stranger: singa-apore
You: so you are a bisexual male prostitute from singapore
Stranger: yes that is right
You: now i understand
Stranger: where are you from?
You: well sounds like you have your hands, and mouth full
You: how do you find the time to type?
You: and you said you know where I live before
You: are you now saying you dont?
Stranger: yeah i don't
You: so you were lying before?
Stranger: so tell me where you're from
Stranger: yes i was!
You: well, i don't mind the bisexual male prostitute stuff, but I draw the line at dishonesty
You: good day sir!
Stranger:
You: i said good day
Stranger: good day
Stranger: sir
You have disconnected.

Autra 10,560 11
07/01/2009 07:07 AM

Connecting to server...
Connection imploded.

I'll be damned.

I friggin' runn3d3r3d myself.

Autra 10,560 11
07/01/2009 07:10 AM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: how do you feel about crush porn?
Stranger: YOU LIKE RIHANNA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Autra 10,560 11
07/01/2009 07:13 AM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: who is your daddy and what does he do??
Stranger: hello
You: smells like hot wings and summers eve in this piece
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Autra 10,560 11
07/01/2009 07:16 AM

Damn.

Pwnt.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: i just sh*t in your mouth too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

KChikita Banana Box 128,409 98
07/01/2009 07:36 AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hu
Stranger: hi
You: Can I ask a question?
You: Like, seriously?
Stranger: go ahead
You: It's kind of personal
Stranger: ok
You: Would you be willing to let me poop on your chest?
Stranger: ......
You: I eat plenty of fiber
Stranger: guy?
You: It's just a weird compulsion I have
You: What?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.