Burying an Angel- Farrah Fawcett Poll
A comedy conversation
by Chix is in da house  282,028  58
06/30/2009 10:05 AM 141 views
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Scenario - You are a funeral guy, and you are in the process of preparing the emaciated, cancer ridden body of Farah for the funeral. Granted you're no freak who would screw a dead body or anything, but lying before you, in whatever shape, is what's left of a set of tits that once rocked a generation.
Do you at least cop a feel?
[A] hell yes
[B] heck no, you sick bastage chickens for even thinking of it
[C] not only that, you sell admission to your frat brothers
Please esplain your answer in the form of a short essay.
Go.
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Funny
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Whistler P. McManus 183,262  42
06/30/2009 10:08 AM
D) You sneak down to the basement and feel your own man boobs while staring at your old posters of Farah.
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KChikita Banana Box 124,276 89
06/30/2009 10:14 AM
[A] Of course!
Who would pass up the opportunity to brag about touching Farrah Fawcett's boobage?
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Autra 10,533 11
06/30/2009 10:16 AM
E) See if kissing her dead lips repeadedly will make them slowly smear off, just like they did on the old poster.
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Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
06/30/2009 10:29 AM
I would caress whatever was left of her ass.
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Hairy Nipples 2,207 7
06/30/2009 04:24 PM
F) Chili Dog!
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Trae Spawn On Board 156,771 17
06/30/2009 04:51 PM
I would caress whatever was left of her ass.
She died of ANAL cancer, so I'm guessing that wouldn't be most mens first choice. But then again, you're Nutbutter so ......
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HighSoci 28,959 16
06/30/2009 07:02 PM
E. Replace the corpse with another that has a Farrah Fawcett cut-out placed over the face. Take the real corpse to a taxidermist and have it stuffed and cleaned up and enjoy a life time pleasure of Jill Munroe anytime you want.
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Hilarious
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ringworm 68,315 13
07/01/2009 12:32 AM
Granted you're no freak who would screw a dead body or anything,...
says who?
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Trae Spawn On Board 156,771 17
07/01/2009 11:54 AM
OMG the worm is back!
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Pubah 54,895 17
07/02/2009 12:28 AM
Hell YEA!
Cause Woim said so!
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Hilarious
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Phuc 237,453 20
07/02/2009 09:24 AM
Some have tried.
All have failed.
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Hilarious
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MungChamp 35,886 35 Points to his name and exits the thread
07/02/2009 02:53 PM
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Chix is in da house 282,028 58 **Steps away from the freaky mung boy**
07/03/2009 08:09 AM
I've never understood your name. I thought it had something to do with spoiled beans.
To these youngsters, to mung is to consume the bodily fluids of a corpse, preferably that of an old woman, and typically by direct mouth-on-orifice contact while a buddy jumps on the corpse's stomach. In the interest of good taste, and because it suggests a physically unlikely universe in which time can loop, I will *not* propose the natural recursive extension of the innovation, i.e.
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