Awesome.

I once was taking a bus full of people on a beer-fueled tour of Boston, and as we were driving down Boston's swanky Newbury Street, one of the women pulled off her top and pressed her large and attractive breasts against the window.

This was the middle of the afternoon, so there were diners seated at an outdoor cafe, and I remember vividly one young couple. The man calmly stared at the breasts, slowly chewing his food. His girlfriend looked at the breasts, looked back at him angrily, looked back at the breasts, looked at him looking at the breasts, then realized there was nothing she could do. It was a small but priceless moment.

Some people, apparently, you just can't take anywhere!

John fails to mention that at the same time the lovely breasts were displayed from one side of the bus, a large, hairy man ass was hanging out one of the windows on the other side.

For the record, I was on the breast side of that bus.



Great article by Mr. Allison. I hate to click the submissions made by people who only write articles and don't GAB participate in ZuG Live (see how awkward that was, Jeff), but this one really deserved it.

Great article. It's not very often I'll read something more than once knowing I'll get another laugh out of it.

I hate to click the submissions made by people who only write articles and don't GAB participate in ZuG Live

Articles are posted on Live. Articles are (usually) funny. Funny is what we want on Live. Articles also generate humorous comments and drive traffic to the site (moreso than just Live threads), which attracts Live members, which contributes to the overall funny.

If anything, you should be encouraging good article writers by clicking on them and providing feedback. This encourages them to write more, which benifits everyone in the long run.

Or do you just want to keep clicking on throw-away boob posts from GENERIC UNFUNNY LIVE MEMBER?

Content is what brings people to websites. Humans have known this since about 1994. You should be encouraging content. Good content.

I love you Whistler, but I will kick your fife-playing, head-elf-from-the-Rudolph-special beard-sportin' ass if I have to.

The more you know...

Has anyone seen that vid where a guy throws a hammer at a naked kid?

Maybe I made it up...

Boob posts? Did I miss some boob posts?


And by the way, Nutbutter, I look more like Santa himself these days.

Cool -- I still know how to make people feel awkward. It's a God-given talent, I tell you.

Damn funny story.

Very well told story. I think I peed a little, I was laughing so hard (kinda embarrassing at work). Where did you find those pictures? Is that Whistler climbing the stairs?

Years ago my uncle was driving blissfully down the interstate when he was pulled over by a cop for speeding. My uncle was a short man with a pot belly who found it much more comfortable to drive if his pants were undone and his considerable girth unleashed. Thinking quickly he leaped out of his car so as to "get the psychological advantage" of looking down at the cop in his car rather than the other way around. Of course as soon as he exited the car his pants fell down around his ankles. Needless to say, he lost any imagined advantage and was lucky not to have been shot on the spot. The cop thought that it was funny enough that my uncle got away with just a warning and a family legend was born.

I was down at the public park throwing a line and I caught this honking smallmouth right in front of everyone.

Man. I thought it was good in a Suzanne Rozanna Dana way.