Gonzo 17,604 12
07/01/2009 08:48 PM

During a barium enema.

Professor Nutbutter 150,834 14
07/01/2009 09:02 PM

During the iron cross routine at an Olympic gymnastics event.

Hairy Nipples 2,132 5
07/01/2009 09:37 PM

While accepting the title of Miss America.

KChikita Banana Box 50,428 11
07/01/2009 09:55 PM

While being introduced to Queen Elizabeth.

Pudding Pops the Rhymnocerous 938 5
07/01/2009 09:56 PM

During this gymnastics move

While performing a sermon at a funeral.

HighSoci 26,530 8
07/01/2009 10:01 PM

While laying in your casket at your funeral would be better.

What's Goin' Anh? 10,502 8
07/01/2009 10:13 PM

At the beginning of a 4 hour car ride.

Discombobulated 2,237 5
07/02/2009 12:02 AM

While telling your sandwich maker what kind of cheese you want at subway.

Hairy Nipples 2,132 5
07/02/2009 12:27 AM

While in the trunk of a car.

Ali_Legend 735 5
07/02/2009 02:07 AM

This one really happened a few years back:

Farting really loudly, for an extended period, during an exam in which several hundred people are participating.

The ARRH! in Diarrhea 979 4
07/02/2009 04:59 AM

While teaching a class that is being recorded for a webcast. Nutrition 101

Whistler P. McManus 141,562 23
07/02/2009 07:14 AM

On the altar, during a quiet moment in your own wedding ceremony.
(Courtesy of my wife, E.J.)

Pubah 47,449 11
07/02/2009 09:22 AM

Farthing...isn't that British money?
Oh, FarTing...
...At your desk in your office, just before the boss walks in (short meeting)...

...While giving rather intense 69 cunnalingus (she farted). Gives new meaning to the term "Fartface"


i;t us

Frogpop 155,669 12
07/02/2009 09:23 AM

What was she doing on the altar exactly? Or did you guys just opt for the traditional satanic wedding ceremony?

Snappahed 920 4
07/02/2009 02:58 PM

Whilst telling someone you love them for the first time. Farting just destroys any chance of credibility.

Alarm Clock the Patient Robot 5,980 4
07/02/2009 04:07 PM

When the doctor says, "Turn your head and cough." You never want to offend someone who has you by the balls.

In the awkward seriousness of an intervention.

Never, ever, not even a little one, after three or four days of cheap grain liquor, Waffle House, and Pancho's.

While hiding in a locked stall and standing on the toilet in a bathroom of the opposite sex.

Ravos as Baldilocks 34,380 10
07/02/2009 04:23 PM

While being introduced to Queen Elizabeth.

Jeff Haynes 622 1
07/02/2009 04:28 PM

While someone is slipping some singles into your g-string.

The Mailman 130,735 14
07/02/2009 05:17 PM

At a social event, right after you've tapped your glass with your knife and the crowd has gone silent so they could listen to you.

John Hargrave 116,625 19
07/02/2009 05:23 PM

When your psychotherapy client is just about to reveal his deepest childhood pain.

Bill the Squirrel 25,508 8
07/02/2009 05:24 PM

In the jacuzzi, about 1 minute after the timer turns the bubbles off.

Chix is in da house 238,110 14
07/02/2009 05:27 PM

"Do you wholey and without reservation swear to uphold the constituion of the United States against all enemies, both foreign and domestic?"


**cameras whirr and click almost continuously**

***rrrrriiiiiiip**** Yeah, sure.

HighSoci 26,530 8
07/02/2009 06:46 PM

During a physical where you are instructed to "bend over and spread them."

Hairy Nipples 2,132 5
07/02/2009 08:26 PM

During a Brazilian wax.

Gonzo 17,604 12
07/02/2009 09:03 PM

At the beginning of a 2-hour sensory-deprivation-tank session.

Gonzo 17,604 12
07/02/2009 09:04 PM

At that exact moment after a car hits a dog... after the tires screech, the car smacks into the dog, some lady screams, and then it's deadly silent as everyone stares at the dog to see if it moves.

Hairy Nipples 2,132 5
07/02/2009 11:09 PM

During a lap dance.

Hairy Nipples 2,132 5
07/02/2009 11:09 PM

During a CAT scan

MungChamp 22,625 16
07/02/2009 11:21 PM

During a Scientology birth.

Hairy Nipples 2,132 5
07/06/2009 08:09 PM

While bumping a thread.

The ARRH! in Diarrhea 979 4
07/07/2009 11:47 AM

When the food arrives

Jeff Haynes 622 1
07/07/2009 03:35 PM

Right after the interviewer asks, "So, what makes you the top candidate for this job?"

Hixson 0 1
07/07/2009 03:40 PM

hiii