Happy Canada Day!
A comedy conversation
by MungChamp  35,886  35
07/01/2009 12:25 PM 121 views
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Ravos and Bob! Things just wouldn't be the same without you!
And now, in honor of you both, how bout some Canadian jokes, eh!
And since I can't think of any, how about an Asian joke then?
An ambitious young Asian man, in need of money, decided to hire himself out as a handyman-type. He began, door to door, canvassing a wealthy neighborhood for work. He went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for him to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The Asian man said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told him that the paint and ladders that he might need were in the garage. A short time later, the Asian man came to the door to collect his money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes" the Asian man answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the Asian man added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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Funny
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Hairy Nipples 2,207  7
07/01/2009 03:33 PM
If your five year old can tell the difference between an IPA and a red ale, you might be Canadian.
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Funny
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Maruti Driver 360 9
07/02/2009 10:37 AM
I thought Canada was just a myth.
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Hilarious
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Ravos as Baldilocks 62,361 20
07/02/2009 11:50 AM
Happy belated Canada Day. Lots of fireworks and such here in Ottawa, as always. Didn't have time to hop on Zug.
Asian jokes are appopriate, since Vancouver is technically part of Canada, but is owned by Asians.
There are 2 Qubcois hunters walking through a forest. As they are walking, they see a tree with meat hanging from it. Jacques turns to Francois and says "Is that what I think it is? It looks like bacon tree!" Francois decides to investigate, so he gets closer to get a better look. The tree begins to move, and Francois yells "Jacques, run! It's not a bacon tree, its a hambush!"
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Mr Crabs 301 7
07/02/2009 12:04 PM
HAMBUSH...BWAAAAAAhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Mr Crabs 301 7
07/02/2009 12:05 PM
I,m in Ottawa too and your joke is funny 'cause it's true.
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