PS! My Cat is DEAD!
A comedy conversation
by Declan McManus  115,719  11
07/02/2009 02:56 AM 167 views
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Yes, Boris T. Catt died unsexpectedly and suddenly last Saturday, June 27, 2009.
In fact, he was dead before I started the "Early Official Happy Birthday Whistler" thread, but did I mention the fact that my heart was breaking at the moment?
No, because that thread was about Whistler.
Plus, there's plenty of heartbreak there anyway.
Yes, the title of this thread is true. And yet, it is based on a very funny James Kirkwood play, "PS Your Cat is Dead." The play involves a dedad cat, a bisexual Italian-American stripper burglar, and the uptight WASP guy he attempts to burgle.
Boris is going to be cremated, and he will take his place on the shelf with LJ the first cat.
Have fun. Comedy potetial here abounds!
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Hilarious
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Declan McManus 115,719  11
07/02/2009 02:57 AM
Oh, yes, sympathy and pity orbs are welcome.
As are "10 days before his actual birthday orbs."
Some other idiot wants the village computer, so I am leaving now.
Declan.
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Chuckleworthy
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Rock LobstARRRGHH!!! 9,785 9
07/02/2009 03:00 AM
Aww, Deccles, I am so sorry for your loss.
I can give you my brother as consolation.
Love
Lobsta
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Millie 106,894 10
07/02/2009 08:49 AM
Sorry, for your loss, Declan.
I can't think of anything funny to say. It's late and I'm tired.
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MungChamp 22,363 16
07/02/2009 04:08 PM
So sorry for your freakish kid pics Lobsta. At least we know who the father is. loss Declan!
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Ravos as Baldilocks 33,729 9
07/02/2009 04:21 PM
Sorry to hear that Declan.
On the plus side, you could cremate him into a stir-fry. Then he will always be close to your heart.
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Hilarious
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Chance, its whats for dinner! 168,089 11
07/02/2009 04:45 PM
My condolonces, Declan. I lost my old girl last March. I cant believe its been over a year. I have 3 other kitty witty boo boo Frosts to occupy my time now. Was this your only kitty? I find the best way to get over the passing of one cat is to get 2 more. Twice the lovin!
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Bill the Squirrel 25,387 8
07/02/2009 04:53 PM
Boris T. Catt: Proof that even gay men love Poe!
Sorry for your loss.
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Chuckleworthy
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KChikita Banana Box 50,250 11
07/02/2009 05:08 PM
Sorry for your loss! I know they're hard to lose.
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Dogs Akimbo 158,319 11
07/02/2009 05:11 PM
I thought I felt a disturbance in the force.
Sorry about your cat.
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Amusing
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Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member 7,936 6
07/02/2009 05:11 PM
Good job, since the only good cat is a dead cat.
Way to see the light!
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Hilarious
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Chix is in da house 237,842 14
07/02/2009 05:29 PM
CONGRATULATIONS!
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Chance, its whats for dinner! 168,089 11
07/02/2009 05:46 PM
Autra, I will so stab you. Also, where the Frost are my diamonds? Frost-ing tease.
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Chuckleworthy
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Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member 7,936 6
07/02/2009 06:03 PM
Stab me?
I thought you wanted me to 'stab' you.
Friggin' women confuse me.
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Funny
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Ravos as Baldilocks 33,729 9
07/02/2009 06:04 PM
Sorry for your loss! I know they're hard to lose.
They are easy to lose if you leave the front door to the oven open.
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Jeeni: Currently granting wishes 10,973 10
07/03/2009 01:09 AM
Sorry to hear about your kitty cat dying, Declan. I know how you feel. It's so heartbreaking to loose a pet that you shared your life with. I think Chance is right. The best way to get over a kitty dying is to get another.
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