Chix is in da house 238,139 14
07/02/2009 05:49 PM

http://cyberstyling.pavovision.com/character_counter.html this may help.
I rented a boat to drive to the fireworks up the lake. Family stuff.

Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member 7,945 6
07/02/2009 06:00 PM

I'm stuck doing mostly nothing since my damn wife is knocked up again. I think it's mine. Probably.

Ravos as Baldilocks 34,425 10
07/02/2009 06:02 PM

I will be camping with 12 friends. Not because it is Independence day, but because it is my birthday, which is more important. Should be fun

Whistler P. McManus 141,677 23
07/02/2009 06:08 PM

I went camping last month.


Camping sucks. Don't do it.

Bill the Squirrel 25,535 8
07/02/2009 06:12 PM

Ravos's friends: Hey Ravos, if you went camping and woke up in your tent with a 10 dollar bill stuck to your forehead and vaseline all over your ass, would you tell anyone?

Ravos: Hell no!

Ravos's friends: Hey Ravos, you wanna go camping?

Whistler P. McManus 141,677 23
07/02/2009 06:12 PM

I'm going to Ticonderoga, NY, to visit my mother and see four (I think) of my sisters, who will also be there. And about a dozen neices and nephews. I'm driving 550 miles each way with a 21 month old baby in the car for this. I'm packing extra medication.

Phuc 231,368 13
07/02/2009 06:21 PM

C.I.L.L. the white man.

Professor Nutbutter 150,834 14
07/02/2009 06:31 PM

Flying down to South Carolina to visit some friend's who are staying at their rich dad's beach house.

I plan to eat crab.

I eagerly await your Trae/crab jokes. Don't disappoint me.

Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member 7,945 6
07/02/2009 06:48 PM

Dude, Trae/crabs jokes are so '02.

I thought the new joke was the whole 'Rocky's vag is the size of the Grand Canyon' thing.

Did I miss something?

The Earl of Bli Bli 55 1
07/02/2009 07:20 PM

Laughing at Americans, because I know how you REALY got independence.

KChikita Banana Box 50,447 11
07/02/2009 07:24 PM

I have no idea. Most of my friends will be out of town. Bummed is me!

Chix is in da house 238,139 14
07/02/2009 08:26 PM

Laughing at Americans, because I know how you REALY got independence.

Wonders if he missed something?

Ravos as Baldilocks 34,425 10
07/02/2009 08:28 PM

Laughing at Americans, because I know how you REALY got independence.

Wonders if he missed something?

He did. An "L".

P*H*L*A 103,447 13
07/03/2009 08:31 AM

I'm declaring my independence





from pants.

Frogpop 155,678 12
07/03/2009 09:00 AM

I'm declaring my independence from Pubah.

Reverendhongry - Omniscrotent 296 2
07/03/2009 09:12 AM

1 750ml bottle of Seagram's gin.
12 Heinekens.
30 Keystone Ices as a backup.
$200 worth of fireworks
1 trip to the emergency room.

Reverendhongry - Omniscrotent 296 2
07/03/2009 11:10 AM

ten more..

Chix is in da house 238,139 14
07/03/2009 05:20 PM

Tonight games of corn hole, karioke, and many beers at the pavilion on the lake next to my house. Corn hole is a game with bean bags, not sex in da butt. Granted, this is the south.

What's Goin' Anh? 10,502 8
07/03/2009 05:24 PM

@Chix is in da house You stick bean bags up each others butts and sing about it afterwards?

Chix is in da house 238,139 14
07/03/2009 06:02 PM

Duh, yeah! You don't keep stuff like that quiet.

MungChamp 22,656 16
07/03/2009 06:33 PM

My rooftop is facing the Hudson where they are blowing off the fireworks this year. There will be a ridiculous number of helpless people up there . Figure I will just go up to the top, dressed in the Arab National Dress with some hotdogs strapped to my chest and yell a few versus from the Koran just before the festivities.

Frogpop 155,678 12
07/03/2009 08:20 PM

Old Freebie Don't Tweet.

Chix is in da house 238,139 14
07/03/2009 10:06 PM

I wonder how Nina Tottenburg reads the Dec. of Ind. without throwing up. I like to see her try with the Constitution.

Randall Cleveland 43,809 9
07/04/2009 01:46 AM

Whatever you do be sure to post your Twitter accounts so I can skewer you idiots next week in the Twit of the Week column keep up with all the good times!

Frogpop 155,678 12
07/04/2009 01:56 AM

What in the world do you have against her? All she does is read The Court's transcripts on air. I honestly couldn't think of a less inflamatory figure than Nina "Majority Opinion" Totenberg.



I wonder how much longer we can get away with keeping that "merciless Indian Savages" stuff in there.

There's only one Ditdah 115,023 10
07/05/2009 03:10 AM

Made Limoncello and lemonade today. Going to drink the lemonade tonight. Limoncello won't be ready for a few months.

I am pathetic.

Shelly Swelly Belly 31,428 9
07/05/2009 07:03 AM

I have to stay at home while everyone else is at the fireworks.

I would probably be upset about that if I wasn't on percocet.

Rock LobstARRRGHH!!! 9,801 9
07/05/2009 07:07 AM

Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member07/02/2009 09:00 AM I'm stuck doing mostly nothing since my damn wife is knocked up again. I think it's mine. Probably

Wait, you're a guy!?!?!?1/1/1/!?

Dr. Manhole 7,878 8
07/05/2009 07:38 AM

Autra, just say you're gay or a lesbian and she'll leave you alone.