Chix is in da house 282,028 58
07/02/2009 08:49 AM

http://cyberstyling.pavovision.com/character_counter.html this may help.
I rented a boat to drive to the fireworks up the lake. Family stuff.

Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member 10,533 11
07/02/2009 09:00 AM

I'm stuck doing mostly nothing since my damn wife is knocked up again. I think it's mine. Probably.

Ravos as Baldilocks 62,361 20
07/02/2009 09:02 AM

I will be camping with 12 friends. Not because it is Independence day, but because it is my birthday, which is more important. Should be fun

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
07/02/2009 09:08 AM

I went camping last month.


Camping sucks. Don't do it.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
07/02/2009 09:12 AM

Ravos's friends: Hey Ravos, if you went camping and woke up in your tent with a 10 dollar bill stuck to your forehead and vaseline all over your ass, would you tell anyone?

Ravos: Hell no!

Ravos's friends: Hey Ravos, you wanna go camping?

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
07/02/2009 09:12 AM

I'm going to Ticonderoga, NY, to visit my mother and see four (I think) of my sisters, who will also be there. And about a dozen neices and nephews. I'm driving 550 miles each way with a 21 month old baby in the car for this. I'm packing extra medication.

Phuc 237,453 20
07/02/2009 09:21 AM

C.I.L.L. the white man.

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
07/02/2009 09:31 AM

Flying down to South Carolina to visit some friend's who are staying at their rich dad's beach house.

I plan to eat crab.

I eagerly await your Trae/crab jokes. Don't disappoint me.

Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member 10,533 11
07/02/2009 09:48 AM

Dude, Trae/crabs jokes are so '02.

I thought the new joke was the whole 'Rocky's vag is the size of the Grand Canyon' thing.

Did I miss something?

The Earl of Bli Bli 59 4
07/02/2009 10:20 AM

Laughing at Americans, because I know how you REALY got independence.

KChikita Banana Box 124,281 89
07/02/2009 10:24 AM

I have no idea. Most of my friends will be out of town. Bummed is me!

Chix is in da house 282,028 58
07/02/2009 11:26 AM

Laughing at Americans, because I know how you REALY got independence.

Wonders if he missed something?

Ravos as Baldilocks 62,361 20
07/02/2009 11:28 AM

Laughing at Americans, because I know how you REALY got independence.

Wonders if he missed something?

He did. An "L".

P*H*L*A 130,632 34
07/02/2009 11:31 PM

I'm declaring my independence





from pants.

Frogpop 173,113 25
07/03/2009 12:00 AM

I'm declaring my independence from Pubah.

Reverendhongry - Omniscrotent 303 5
07/03/2009 12:12 AM

1 750ml bottle of Seagram's gin.
12 Heinekens.
30 Keystone Ices as a backup.
$200 worth of fireworks
1 trip to the emergency room.

Reverendhongry - Omniscrotent 303 5
07/03/2009 02:10 AM

ten more..

Chix is in da house 282,028 58
07/03/2009 08:20 AM

Tonight games of corn hole, karioke, and many beers at the pavilion on the lake next to my house. Corn hole is a game with bean bags, not sex in da butt. Granted, this is the south.

What's Goin' Anh? 11,108 14
07/03/2009 08:24 AM

@Chix is in da house You stick bean bags up each others butts and sing about it afterwards?

Chix is in da house 282,028 58
07/03/2009 09:02 AM

Duh, yeah! You don't keep stuff like that quiet.

MungChamp 35,886 35
07/03/2009 09:33 AM

My rooftop is facing the Hudson where they are blowing off the fireworks this year. There will be a ridiculous number of helpless people up there . Figure I will just go up to the top, dressed in the Arab National Dress with some hotdogs strapped to my chest and yell a few versus from the Koran just before the festivities.

Frogpop 173,113 25
07/03/2009 11:20 AM

Old Freebie Don't Tweet.

Chix is in da house 282,028 58
07/03/2009 01:06 PM

I wonder how Nina Tottenburg reads the Dec. of Ind. without throwing up. I like to see her try with the Constitution.

Randall Cleveland 49,000 13
07/03/2009 04:46 PM

Whatever you do be sure to post your Twitter accounts so I can skewer you idiots next week in the Twit of the Week column keep up with all the good times!

Frogpop 173,113 25
07/03/2009 04:56 PM

What in the world do you have against her? All she does is read The Court's transcripts on air. I honestly couldn't think of a less inflamatory figure than Nina "Majority Opinion" Totenberg.



I wonder how much longer we can get away with keeping that "merciless Indian Savages" stuff in there.

There's only one Ditdah 123,092 14
07/04/2009 06:10 PM

Made Limoncello and lemonade today. Going to drink the lemonade tonight. Limoncello won't be ready for a few months.

I am pathetic.

Shelly Swelly Belly 76,640 24
07/04/2009 10:03 PM

I have to stay at home while everyone else is at the fireworks.

I would probably be upset about that if I wasn't on percocet.

Rock LobstARRRGHH!!! 17,422 30
07/04/2009 10:07 PM

Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member07/02/2009 09:00 AM I'm stuck doing mostly nothing since my damn wife is knocked up again. I think it's mine. Probably

Wait, you're a guy!?!?!?1/1/1/!?

Dr. Manhole 20,243 26
07/04/2009 10:38 PM

Autra, just say you're gay or a lesbian and she'll leave you alone.