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I rented a boat to drive to the fireworks up the lake. Family stuff.

I'm stuck doing mostly nothing since my damn wife is knocked up again. I think it's mine. Probably.

I will be camping with 12 friends. Not because it is Independence day, but because it is my birthday, which is more important. Should be fun

I went camping last month.


Camping sucks. Don't do it.

Ravos's friends: Hey Ravos, if you went camping and woke up in your tent with a 10 dollar bill stuck to your forehead and vaseline all over your ass, would you tell anyone?

Ravos: Hell no!

Ravos's friends: Hey Ravos, you wanna go camping?

I'm going to Ticonderoga, NY, to visit my mother and see four (I think) of my sisters, who will also be there. And about a dozen neices and nephews. I'm driving 550 miles each way with a 21 month old baby in the car for this. I'm packing extra medication.

C.I.L.L. the white man.

Flying down to South Carolina to visit some friend's who are staying at their rich dad's beach house.

I plan to eat crab.

I eagerly await your Trae/crab jokes. Don't disappoint me.

Dude, Trae/crabs jokes are so '02.

I thought the new joke was the whole 'Rocky's vag is the size of the Grand Canyon' thing.

Did I miss something?

Laughing at Americans, because I know how you REALY got independence.

I have no idea. Most of my friends will be out of town. Bummed is me!

Laughing at Americans, because I know how you REALY got independence.

Wonders if he missed something?

Laughing at Americans, because I know how you REALY got independence. Wonders if he missed something?

He did. An "L".

I'm declaring my independence





from pants.

I'm declaring my independence from Pubah.

1 750ml bottle of Seagram's gin.
12 Heinekens.
30 Keystone Ices as a backup.
$200 worth of fireworks
1 trip to the emergency room.

ten more..

Tonight games of corn hole, karioke, and many beers at the pavilion on the lake next to my house. Corn hole is a game with bean bags, not sex in da butt. Granted, this is the south.

@Chix is in da house You stick bean bags up each others butts and sing about it afterwards?

Duh, yeah! You don't keep stuff like that quiet.

My rooftop is facing the Hudson where they are blowing off the fireworks this year. There will be a ridiculous number of helpless people up there . Figure I will just go up to the top, dressed in the Arab National Dress with some hotdogs strapped to my chest and yell a few versus from the Koran just before the festivities.

Old Freebie Don't Tweet.

I wonder how Nina Tottenburg reads the Dec. of Ind. without throwing up. I like to see her try with the Constitution.

Whatever you do be sure to post your Twitter accounts so I can skewer you idiots next week in the Twit of the Week column keep up with all the good times!

What in the world do you have against her? All she does is read The Court's transcripts on air. I honestly couldn't think of a less inflamatory figure than Nina "Majority Opinion" Totenberg.



I wonder how much longer we can get away with keeping that "merciless Indian Savages" stuff in there.

Made Limoncello and lemonade today. Going to drink the lemonade tonight. Limoncello won't be ready for a few months.

I am pathetic.

I have to stay at home while everyone else is at the fireworks.

I would probably be upset about that if I wasn't on percocet.

Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member07/02/2009 09:00 AM I'm stuck doing mostly nothing since my damn wife is knocked up again. I think it's mine. Probably

Wait, you're a guy!?!?!?1/1/1/!?

Autra, just say you're gay or a lesbian and she'll leave you alone.