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A comedy conversation by Chix is in da house | 07/02/2009 08:46 AM | 38 views
In this thread, you will tell of your plans for the 4th in a mere 140 characters, no more or less. Be correct. Like in this post right here.

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29 Comments (Funniest: P*H*L*A,MungChamp,Frogpop)

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Chix is in da house
07/02/2009 08:49 AM

http://cyberstyling.pavovision.com/character_counter.html this may help.
I rented a boat to drive to the fireworks up the lake. Family stuff.



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Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member
07/02/2009 09:00 AM

I'm stuck doing mostly nothing since my damn wife is knocked up again. I think it's mine. Probably.



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Ravos as Baldilocks
07/02/2009 09:02 AM

I will be camping with 12 friends. Not because it is Independence day, but because it is my birthday, which is more important. Should be fun



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Whistler P. McManus
07/02/2009 09:08 AM

I went camping last month.


Camping sucks. Don't do it.



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Bill the Squirrel
07/02/2009 09:12 AM

Ravos's friends: Hey Ravos, if you went camping and woke up in your tent with a 10 dollar bill stuck to your forehead and vaseline all over your ass, would you tell anyone?

Ravos: Hell no!

Ravos's friends: Hey Ravos, you wanna go camping?



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Whistler P. McManus
07/02/2009 09:12 AM

I'm going to Ticonderoga, NY, to visit my mother and see four (I think) of my sisters, who will also be there. And about a dozen neices and nephews. I'm driving 550 miles each way with a 21 month old baby in the car for this. I'm packing extra medication.



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Phuc
07/02/2009 09:21 AM

C.I.L.L. the white man.



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Professor Nutbutter
07/02/2009 09:31 AM

Flying down to South Carolina to visit some friend's who are staying at their rich dad's beach house.

I plan to eat crab.

I eagerly await your Trae/crab jokes. Don't disappoint me.



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Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member
07/02/2009 09:48 AM

Dude, Trae/crabs jokes are so '02.

I thought the new joke was the whole 'Rocky's vag is the size of the Grand Canyon' thing.

Did I miss something?



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The Earl of Bli Bli
07/02/2009 10:20 AM

Laughing at Americans, because I know how you REALY got independence.



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KChikita Banana Box
07/02/2009 10:24 AM

I have no idea. Most of my friends will be out of town. Bummed is me!



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Chix is in da house
07/02/2009 11:26 AM

Laughing at Americans, because I know how you REALY got independence.

Wonders if he missed something?



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Ravos as Baldilocks
07/02/2009 11:28 AM

Laughing at Americans, because I know how you REALY got independence. Wonders if he missed something?

He did. An "L".



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P*H*L*A
07/02/2009 11:31 PM

I'm declaring my independence





from pants.



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Frogpop
07/03/2009 12:00 AM

I'm declaring my independence from Pubah.



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Reverendhongry - Omniscrotent
07/03/2009 12:12 AM

1 750ml bottle of Seagram's gin.
12 Heinekens.
30 Keystone Ices as a backup.
$200 worth of fireworks
1 trip to the emergency room.



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Reverendhongry - Omniscrotent
07/03/2009 02:10 AM

ten more..



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Chix is in da house
07/03/2009 08:20 AM

Tonight games of corn hole, karioke, and many beers at the pavilion on the lake next to my house. Corn hole is a game with bean bags, not sex in da butt. Granted, this is the south.



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What's Goin' Anh?
07/03/2009 08:24 AM

@Chix is in da house You stick bean bags up each others butts and sing about it afterwards?



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Chix is in da house
07/03/2009 09:02 AM

Duh, yeah! You don't keep stuff like that quiet.



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MungChamp
07/03/2009 09:33 AM

My rooftop is facing the Hudson where they are blowing off the fireworks this year. There will be a ridiculous number of helpless people up there . Figure I will just go up to the top, dressed in the Arab National Dress with some hotdogs strapped to my chest and yell a few versus from the Koran just before the festivities.



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Frogpop
07/03/2009 11:20 AM

Old Freebie Don't Tweet.



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Chix is in da house
07/03/2009 01:06 PM

I wonder how Nina Tottenburg reads the Dec. of Ind. without throwing up. I like to see her try with the Constitution.



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Randall Cleveland
07/03/2009 04:46 PM

Whatever you do be sure to post your Twitter accounts so I can skewer you idiots next week in the Twit of the Week column keep up with all the good times!



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Frogpop
07/03/2009 04:56 PM

What in the world do you have against her? All she does is read The Court's transcripts on air. I honestly couldn't think of a less inflamatory figure than Nina "Majority Opinion" Totenberg.



I wonder how much longer we can get away with keeping that "merciless Indian Savages" stuff in there.



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There's only one Ditdah
07/04/2009 06:10 PM

Made Limoncello and lemonade today. Going to drink the lemonade tonight. Limoncello won't be ready for a few months.

I am pathetic.



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Shelly Swelly Belly
07/04/2009 10:03 PM

I have to stay at home while everyone else is at the fireworks.

I would probably be upset about that if I wasn't on percocet.



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Rock LobstARRRGHH!!!
07/04/2009 10:07 PM

Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member07/02/2009 09:00 AM I'm stuck doing mostly nothing since my damn wife is knocked up again. I think it's mine. Probably

Wait, you're a guy!?!?!?1/1/1/!?



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Dr. Manhole
07/04/2009 10:38 PM

Autra, just say you're gay or a lesbian and she'll leave you alone.