Twitter the Forth of July
A comedy conversation
by Chix is in da house 238,139 14 07/02/2009 05:46 PM 60 views
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In this thread, you will tell of your plans for the 4th in a mere 140 characters, no more or less. Be correct. Like in this post right here.
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Chix is in da house 238,139 14
07/02/2009 05:49 PM
http://cyberstyling.pavovision.com/character_counter.html this may help.
I rented a boat to drive to the fireworks up the lake. Family stuff.
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Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member 7,945 6
07/02/2009 06:00 PM
I'm stuck doing mostly nothing since my damn wife is knocked up again. I think it's mine. Probably.
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Ravos as Baldilocks 34,425 10
07/02/2009 06:02 PM
I will be camping with 12 friends. Not because it is Independence day, but because it is my birthday, which is more important. Should be fun
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Whistler P. McManus 141,677 23
07/02/2009 06:08 PM
I went camping last month.
Camping sucks. Don't do it.
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Bill the Squirrel 25,535 8
07/02/2009 06:12 PM
Ravos's friends: Hey Ravos, if you went camping and woke up in your tent with a 10 dollar bill stuck to your forehead and vaseline all over your ass, would you tell anyone?
Ravos: Hell no!
Ravos's friends: Hey Ravos, you wanna go camping?
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Whistler P. McManus 141,677 23
07/02/2009 06:12 PM
I'm going to Ticonderoga, NY, to visit my mother and see four (I think) of my sisters, who will also be there. And about a dozen neices and nephews. I'm driving 550 miles each way with a 21 month old baby in the car for this. I'm packing extra medication.
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Phuc 231,368 13
07/02/2009 06:21 PM
C.I.L.L. the white man.
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Professor Nutbutter 150,834 14
07/02/2009 06:31 PM
Flying down to South Carolina to visit some friend's who are staying at their rich dad's beach house.
I plan to eat crab.
I eagerly await your Trae/crab jokes. Don't disappoint me.
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Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member 7,945 6
07/02/2009 06:48 PM
Dude, Trae/crabs jokes are so '02.
I thought the new joke was the whole 'Rocky's vag is the size of the Grand Canyon' thing.
Did I miss something?
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The Earl of Bli Bli 55 1
07/02/2009 07:20 PM
Laughing at Americans, because I know how you REALY got independence.
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KChikita Banana Box 50,447 11
07/02/2009 07:24 PM
I have no idea. Most of my friends will be out of town. Bummed is me!
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Chix is in da house 238,139 14
07/02/2009 08:26 PM
Laughing at Americans, because I know how you REALY got independence.
Wonders if he missed something?
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Ravos as Baldilocks 34,425 10
07/02/2009 08:28 PM
Laughing at Americans, because I know how you REALY got independence.
Wonders if he missed something?
He did. An "L".
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P*H*L*A 103,447 13
07/03/2009 08:31 AM
I'm declaring my independence
from pants.
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Frogpop 155,678 12
07/03/2009 09:00 AM
I'm declaring my independence from Pubah.
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Reverendhongry - Omniscrotent 296 2
07/03/2009 09:12 AM
1 750ml bottle of Seagram's gin.
12 Heinekens.
30 Keystone Ices as a backup.
$200 worth of fireworks
1 trip to the emergency room.
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Chix is in da house 238,139 14
07/03/2009 05:20 PM
Tonight games of corn hole, karioke, and many beers at the pavilion on the lake next to my house. Corn hole is a game with bean bags, not sex in da butt. Granted, this is the south.
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What's Goin' Anh? 10,502 8
07/03/2009 05:24 PM
@Chix is in da house You stick bean bags up each others butts and sing about it afterwards?
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Chix is in da house 238,139 14
07/03/2009 06:02 PM
Duh, yeah! You don't keep stuff like that quiet.
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MungChamp 22,656 16
07/03/2009 06:33 PM
My rooftop is facing the Hudson where they are blowing off the fireworks this year. There will be a ridiculous number of helpless people up there . Figure I will just go up to the top, dressed in the Arab National Dress with some hotdogs strapped to my chest and yell a few versus from the Koran just before the festivities.
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Chix is in da house 238,139 14
07/03/2009 10:06 PM
I wonder how Nina Tottenburg reads the Dec. of Ind. without throwing up. I like to see her try with the Constitution.
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Randall Cleveland 43,809 9
07/04/2009 01:46 AM
Whatever you do be sure to post your Twitter accounts so I can skewer you idiots next week in the Twit of the Week column keep up with all the good times!
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Frogpop 155,678 12
07/04/2009 01:56 AM
What in the world do you have against her? All she does is read The Court's transcripts on air. I honestly couldn't think of a less inflamatory figure than Nina "Majority Opinion" Totenberg.
I wonder how much longer we can get away with keeping that "merciless Indian Savages" stuff in there.
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There's only one Ditdah 115,023 10
07/05/2009 03:10 AM
Made Limoncello and lemonade today. Going to drink the lemonade tonight. Limoncello won't be ready for a few months.
I am pathetic.
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Shelly Swelly Belly 31,428 9
07/05/2009 07:03 AM
I have to stay at home while everyone else is at the fireworks.
I would probably be upset about that if I wasn't on percocet.
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Rock LobstARRRGHH!!! 9,801 9
07/05/2009 07:07 AM
Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member07/02/2009 09:00 AM I'm stuck doing mostly nothing since my damn wife is knocked up again. I think it's mine. Probably
Wait, you're a guy!?!?!?1/1/1/!?
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Dr. Manhole 7,878 8
07/05/2009 07:38 AM
Autra, just say you're gay or a lesbian and she'll leave you alone.
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