Fear the Children
A comedy conversation
by Phuc | 07/02/2009 01:18 PM | 54 views
|
|
Nothing funny ever happens to me. Sure, I have an unusual looking B.M. once in a while, but for the most part, my life is devoid of the kind of levity that anyone but a parent of my children would understand.
This morning, though, I was pushing one of said children on a swing in a nearby playground. There was a boy on the next swing who I guessed was no older than six. He was mumbling to himself.
After a few minutes, the mumbling stopped. He dug his heels into the ground and declared, "I'm going to start my own army..."
"OF THE UNDEAD." And he marched off.
After the playground, I took my kid to the Ace Hardware to stock up on plywood and bullets.
|
|
|
Like This? Rate It!
|
|
Funny
9 votes
3.9
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1830960
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.7
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1830966
Discombobulated
07/02/2009 01:35 PM
Don't forget a chainsaw. Zombies hate chainsaws.
|
|
|
Hilarious
1 votes
4.0
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1830979
Ali_Legend
07/02/2009 02:38 PM
Ah I can't find that picture of the little girl smiling while in the background everythings all destroyed and on fire.
I didn't want to search 'little girl smiling' on google in fear of what might come up.
|
|
|
Side-splitting
1 votes
5.0
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1831063
Whistler P. McManus
07/03/2009 03:22 AM
Delicious brains!
|
|
|
Hilarious
2 votes
4.5
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1831111
Jeff Haynes
07/03/2009 06:05 PM
It's good to see kids asserting their leadership skills at an early age.
|
|
|
|
Share on your site: