Fear the Children A comedy conversation
by Phuc 231,140 13 07/02/2009 06:18 PM 70 views
Nothing funny ever happens to me. Sure, I have an unusual looking B.M. once in a while, but for the most part, my life is devoid of the kind of levity that anyone but a parent of my children would understand.
This morning, though, I was pushing one of said children on a swing in a nearby playground. There was a boy on the next swing who I guessed was no older than six. He was mumbling to himself.
After a few minutes, the mumbling stopped. He dug his heels into the ground and declared, "I'm going to start my own army..."
"OF THE UNDEAD." And he marched off.
After the playground, I took my kid to the Ace Hardware to stock up on plywood and bullets.
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