If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!


BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

I'm ready.

We're Frosted.

*disclaimer* The only funny part about this is that my friends and I have actually put this much thought into this. We justify it by saying the same tactics can technically be adapted to suit any sort of people killing each other in large groups situation.

1) A gun store a few blocks up the road has (hesitantly) volunteered to outfit us with guns and ammo in the event of a zombie invasion. We already have plenty of guns ourselves (Texas) but more can't hurt. They don't think it's gonna happen (suckers).

2) Everybody hauls ass in (stolen, borrowed, whatever) vehicles to a local farm supply store at which a couple of my friends work.

3) We fortify several vehicles with cattle fencing and chain link and make our way to my current place of work.

4) We fortify the 2nd to 6th floors of the building as best as we can and collect any food/supplies available, as well as fill every clean container available with potable water.

5) We get communications equipment operational. There are for sure several satellite transceivers and CB equipment, as well as servers and etc. that can be used to rebuild a (local) internet and other communications.

6) Hole up on the 6th floor and watch idiots with no plan run around like zombies are after them while devising a more long term plan.

As for the long term plan, we don't have one. That depends on how fast the infection spreads and how the general populous reacts. It could go a lot of different ways.

Meet Will Smith, convinve him to suicide with a grenade, while you hide. Wait a bit, drive to the mountains where ''it's too cold for the infection'' which won't work because I've played Pandemic II and all you need to do is upgrade the cold resistance.

Both the film and online-game are 100% accurate and the best available source for zombie-advice. This is in no way questionable.

I grab up every chocolate bar in sight. Then I recruit a loud, annoying pitchman -- Billy Mays -- to sell the zombies on the idea that chocolate tastes better than brains.

What's that? Really?


Crap.

Went to a "shoot" the other day with a bunch of guys and thought I would bring out some of my cooler guns to show off a bit. First I pulled out this:




357 mags are cool anywhere. Till someone else pulled out the same exact gun. Dang.

So I decided to pull out the really coolio deal, the silencer.




Dang if TWO, count em, 2 other guys pulled out the same set up. Same gun, same can.

So much for showing off.

Still, works for zombies.

ROCKET LAWNCHAIR!!!11!!11111!!!1111@@*#!#&)(#!&@(!#(#@!#!)$

Don't let him fool you. Al is ready.

As for the long term plan, we don't have one.

That renders all that first bit kind of moot, doesn't it?

Then I recruit a loud, annoying pitchman -- Billy Mays -- to sell the zombies on the idea that chocolate tastes better than brains

Yes, but who will convince Billy Mays of that?

Well, when I had my where the raptors ate Spicey and Frat, I hid in the attic and was perfectly safe. I guess I could do that, but I need someone to go up there ahead of time to kill all the spiders.

DREAM. It was a DREAM where the raptors used Spicey's cell phone to call their friends to come over and eat my family and Fratberry. GAH.

Weapons just attract them, the are too noisy - As zombies want to eat our brains, I'm blanketing my in a thick layer of THC so they won't be able to smell it.

Hey, you guys know what's hilarious? Jokes about zombies. And ninjas. And pirates.

Just freaking hilarious.

I've been preparing by avoiding GAB for the past few months. GAB turns your brainmeats into a delicious mushy pudding for zombies.

As for the long term plan, we don't have one. That renders all that first bit kind of moot, doesn't it?

If Hollywood has taught us anything it's that the apocalypse, zombie uprising, etc is only going to be survived by a few people. So you're basically starting with the assumption that Bruce Campbell, Will Smith, and these guys will all be at your house that day you've won the zombie lottery and aren't one of the first billion or so infected. Making a plan of this nature in the first place is an exercise in futility, I thought it was understood to be moot from square 1.

Well, they may be zombies... But at least they're not zombie... PIRATES!

...who like to hide behind...The Who's On Zug menu.

DAAAMN, he ate the Who's On Zug menu thinking it was brains!

No he didn't. You just Frosted up again.

Zombie pirates only exist in Disney movies.

No I didn't. I think I might have a virus.

Nothing a little FDisk couldn't clear up.