Dr. Manhole 20,243 26
07/02/2009 09:26 PM

I'd do her.

Ali_Legend 840 7
07/03/2009 05:04 AM

Lol.



'Lol'

It's original definition was "Laughing out loud" (also written occasionally as "Lots of Laughs"), used as a brief acronym to denote great amusement in chat conversations.

Now, it is overused to the point where nobody laughs out loud when they say it. In fact, they probably don't even give a Shakespeare about what you just wrote. More accurately, the acronym "lol" should be redefined as "Lack of laughter."

Depending on the chatter, its definition may vary. The list of its meanings includes, but is not limited to:
1) "I have nothing worthwhile to contribute to this conversation."
2) "I'm too lazy to read what you just wrote so I'm typing something useless in hopes that you'll think I'm still paying attention."
3) "Your statement lacks even the vaguest trace of humor but I'll pretend I'm amused."
4) "This is a pointless acronym I'm sticking in my sentence just because it's become so engraved into my mind that when chatting, I MUST use the meaningless sentence-filler 'lol.'"

Jeff Haynes 631 4
07/03/2009 01:04 PM

This could get messy.

I mean, getting involved with someone claiming to be that career-oriented can be sticky.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
07/04/2009 01:18 AM

I myself prefer natural alternatives to feminine products... like a naturally absorbent sea cucumber.

FunkyMunkyPunkyWunky 316 4
07/04/2009 08:56 AM

I was waiting for the guy to throw up at the end all over her, when she never, I was disappointedrelieved.

FunkyMunkyPunkyWunky 316 4
07/04/2009 08:57 AM

HE... I mean HE. it's a guy.. of course..

FunkyMunkyPunkyWunky 316 4
07/04/2009 08:57 AM

HE... I mean HE. its a guy.. of course..