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Harmonetta: Helllllloooooo

Terryis247: Helloooo back

Harmonetta: Does anyone here like Jesus as much as I do?

Suecm626: I do!

Harmonetta: I mean I really, REALLY love Jesus

Terryis247: I Love Jesus

Harmonetta: Who else in here loves Jesus?

Terryis247: Luv2 does

OneofGraceAW: <<<
Terryis247: Grace Loves God, yepp

Daddy Wackum: IF YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVE JESUS AS THY LORD AND SAVIOR..... YOU ARE LOST IN THY SINS......

Harmonetta: I walk with Jesus daily. Sometimes we go jogging. I want an Amen from everyone who loves Jesus!

Harmonetta: AMEN!

StraitallwayS: my dad and mom have had medical problems they were healed by god

Harmonetta: I think the Jews should be forced to be lovers of Jesus. Can I get an Amen!

ClutzyKlTTY: almost time to go back to work

Daddy Wackum: WE ARE NOT ANIMALS.... WE WERE CREATED IN THE IMAGE OF GOD ABOVE ANIMALS....

Terryis247: thats true

Harmonetta: Exactly! We need our schools to teach that!

ClutzyKlTTY: Harmon, its not the schools place to be teaching religion to our children

Harmonetta: Yes it is. We need to teach people the way of the Lord

ClutzyKlTTY: Harmon, what if the schools were to teach Islam?

Harmonetta: They can't teach Islam. There's only one way. And that's the Lord's way. Can I get an Amen?

StraitallwayS: Harm yes. Amen.

ClutzyKlTTY: Harm, why not?

Harmonetta: Islam's for terrorists

StraitallwayS: there are so many on the wrong path

Luv2tchk5: and that's exactly what the public schools try to do. i never expected the schools to teach my kids about God...i've done that since they were born...however, i won't allow the schools to teach them against God

Harmonetta: We need our schools to teach Jesus Christ. Who is with me? Jesus in schools!!!! Jesus in schools!!!!

StraitallwayS: Harm you can say that again

Harmonetta: We need to teach Jesus in schools and cooking for the women!

Chochocha123: i'm all for education and knowledge

Harmonetta: Jesus and cooking! "The women will cook for the men who love Jesus"-Romans 2:14

StraitallwayS: if we would walk with god and obey his word the world would be a better place

ClutzyKlTTY: Harm, then let them teach in Sunday schools or private schools. This country is not a theocracy

Harmonetta: THIS IS A CHRISTIAN COUNTRY! END OF STORY!

Chochocha123: if you want to teach kids about religion...fine, teach them about many different ones

Daddy Wackum: AVOID FOOLISH BABBLINGS...





Harmonetta: We need to take evolution out of the classrooms as well as gym class out of schools. Who is with me?

Suecm626: no gym is good for kids

ClutzyKlTTY: no where in the Declaration of Independance, Bill of Rights or the Constitution does it say Christianity is our state religion

Harmonetta: Are you going to tell me next we all evolved from a bunch of monkeys? LOL!

OneofGraceAW: If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys???

Harmonetta: Amen!

Harmonetta: I home school my kids. I teach my kids about Jesus and then let them watch TV and eat fishsticks.

OneofGraceAW: thats a good combo, Harmonetta

Daddy Wackum: THE DEVIL IS A LIE.... IT WILL TWIST THE WORD OF GOD IF YOU LET IT.....

Harmonetta: Do unto others before they can do unto you! Obama is a Muslim. Can I get an Amen?

OneofGraceAW: obama has never been a muslim

Daddy Wackum: GET RID OF THE JEWS... ISRAEL WILL BE THE POPES....

OneofGraceAW: Obama is a Christian and a former member of the Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago. He has never been a Muslim





Harmonetta: Obama is a Muslin. It's true. What's his middle name then?

Daddy Wackum: OBAMA IS A CHRISTIAN.......

ClutzyKlTTY: Hussein was his fathers name

Harmonetta: See I told you he's Muslim??? WHO LOVES JESUS?

OneofGraceAW: Barack means BLESSING in Swahili.

Harmonetta: Barack means "lover of Muslim."

OneofGraceAW: No, Harmonetta, it does NOT

Daddy Wackum: BLESS BY GOD HIS NAME MEANS....

Harmonetta: Wait until next year when Obama puts us all in the FEMA camps and Obama takes away OUR Jesus!

OneofGraceAW: no one is going to take away Jesus

Harmonetta: That's right. No one is going to take away our Jesus without a fight! Who here will fight for Jesus?

Chochocha123: that question seems to have been met with a resounding indifference Harmonetta

Harmonetta: Jesus hates the gays! Can I get an Amen?

StraitallwayS: jesus loves everyone

Terryis247: No, Jesus does Not hate anyone

Daddy Wackum: SATAN SPOKE WORDS BUT TWISTED THEM....UN-NATUAL AFFECTIONS...... READ IT.....

Harmonetta: Being gay is as big of a sin as coveting or locust??? But if I were gay it would be with Jesus!

(The chat comes to a dead halt)

Harmonetta: I would be gay for Jesus?? Can I get an Amen!

StraitallwayS: well i have to go go eat and take my bmw to get washed

Daddy Wackum: MAN WITH WOMAN....NOT MAN WITH MAN... OR WOMAN WITH WOMAN..... IT IS CONFUSION

filthycamelover: that's stupid harm why would Jesus want you to be gay. That's mocking him

Harmonetta: It's Adam and Eve. Not Adam and Steve. But you got to admit Jesus is a very handsome man. I'm not saying that in a gay way, it's just a fact.

Daddy Wackum: IF A MAN LAY WITH MAn as with woman... IT IS ABOMNATION....

Harmonetta: Jesus spoke to me last night.
Pentecostldy38: Harmonetta if you spoke to Jesus last night you would know that he doesnt want you in here

Harmonetta: Yes he does. I'm the one who spoke to him, not you! Jesus asked me what I was wearing and I told him, "Jeans. Tight jeans."

Luv2tchk5: harmon that's not a good thing to say about Jesus

Terryis247: Harmoneta, do you know what Jesus looks like? tell

Harmonetta: Yes, Jesus has long flowing hair and rock-hard washboard abs. Right? Mmm ... washboard abs. Jesus comes to me in dreams and I wake up feeling all funny.

Terryis247: what color of Hair does Jesus have

Harmonetta: Jesus has long, long flowing hair like Steven Seagal's.





Harmonetta: I know it's wrong for man to love another man, but if I were to love a man it would be Jesus, cuz he's really handsome.

Terryis247: Harm, could you please tell me what color of Hair Jesus has

Harmonetta: Jesus has brown hair. There, are you happy? And he had ripping washboard abs. The kind that make me feel funny when I look at him on the cross. Rippling washboard abs

Terryis247: thats sick

Harmonetta: and a tight butt.

Harmonetta: Amen!

Harmonetta: That's why I'm born again! Jesus is HOT! Can I get an AMEN?

Daddy Wackum: THY DAYS ARE NUMBERED... YOU WILL GIVE AN ACCOUNT CONCERNING THY SINS....

Harmonetta: If Jesus weren't Jesus would you be attracted to him?

Daddy Wackum: OUT OF HERE.......... PEACE IF YOU CAN FIND IT......

Terryis247: Harm, click, bye bye

Harmonetta: What's up Terry? Don't you love Jesus?

Harmonetta: You should LOVE Jesus. I REALLY love Jesus.

Terryis247: sheww go away

Harmonetta: "Ye of little faith," says the Bible

Harmonetta: Come on! Who want to have a bible quote-off? Bring it on!

Harmonetta: "God bless the meek"? "Walk softly and carry a big stick"? "Won't you take me to Funkytown"? "Watcha talkin' bout Willis?"

Harmonetta: "Hot Be Jesus And Know His Red Hair."

Harmonetta: Jesus makes me get down and pray. Whose Jesus's daddy?

Jeeni: Currently granting wishes 10,960 10
07/07/2009 11:33 PM

Nice Job Harmon Leon. You made me giggle the kind of giggles that you shouldn't do while in church.

P.S. What the hell kind of Christian username is "Daddy Wackum"?

Phuc 231,185 13
07/07/2009 11:44 PM

Excellent.

That warmed the Coleridgeles of my soul.

My soul has Coleridgeles.

Ali_Legend 729 5
07/08/2009 12:21 AM

Jesus was actually most probably black.

Unlive Steven Seagal.

But good job.

KChikita Banana Box 50,193 11
07/08/2009 12:35 AM

Harmonetta: Being gay is as big of a sin as coveting or locust??? But if I were gay it would be with Jesus!

(The chat comes to a dead halt)

5 orbs for these 4 lines alone.

Dogs Akimbo 158,246 11
07/08/2009 12:47 AM

I laughed and I clicked. But isn't this the kind of picking-on humor that makes people feel embarrassed, like when I make fun of retarded kids?

Alarm Clock the Patient Robot 5,896 4
07/08/2009 01:04 AM

You're a beautiful person for that Harmon. I could never thank you enough. I'm sure you brought a twist to God's lip with that one. I wish I could have introduced you to my ex's "professional" online evangelical father.

Tried to link it, but, Oh what do you know!?! Link is currently unavailable (might be work related block). You'd be a saint if you ever got a hold of him. They hold weekly love ins. (some kind of PalTalk Shakespeare if folks get bored.) I'm willing and eager to pay with services.

I apologize cause it's not funny, but the ass drip is an extreme bigot.

I know this is selfish of me, but if anyone wants to do some good ole' bashin' on some thumpers, this is prime Shakespeare.

http://www.apostasywatch.com

I seriously love you for your attempts and achievements.

Can I get a witness?!!!

Reverendhongry - Omniscrotent 291 2
07/08/2009 01:11 AM

Can do Alarm...

Prayer request just submitted:

Would you please pray for God to make more lions? The ones I have are full and there's still so many Christians left.

Discombobulated 2,121 5
07/08/2009 01:14 AM

Harmonetta: Jesus has brown hair. There, are you happy? And he had ripping washboard abs. The kind that make me feel funny when I look at him on the cross. Rippling washboard abs

Terryis247: thats sick

Harmonetta: and a tight butt.

Because of those lines I am now wearing my emergency back-up underwear.

FunkyMunkyPunkyWunky 312 1
07/08/2009 01:27 AM

Harmonetta: I would be gay for Jesus?? Can I get an Amen!

StraitallwayS: well i have to go go eat and take my bmw to get washed


I actually LOLLED at this.

Quality reading. Thank you for disturbing the weirdosborn again Christians for us, it's good to poke them with a stick to mildly irritate them every now and then. It truely made my day.

What's Goin' Anh? 10,502 8
07/08/2009 10:02 AM

The Bible quote off was pretty rad. For some reason reading through that reminded me of a Palahniuk book.

Normashen Pinto 0 1
07/08/2009 04:17 PM

I laughed and I clicked. But this the kind of picking-on humor that makes people feel embarrassed.i like it very much...

Ravos as Baldilocks 33,569 9
07/08/2009 04:26 PM

Unlive Steven Seagal.

He's a zombie! But I believe you've mistaken him for Michael Jackson.

Whistler P. McManus 140,808 20
07/08/2009 07:30 PM

Daddy Wackum and Filthy Camel Lover are born again Christians? They sure don't act like Christians over on the bestiality chat board.

Thud 52,978 10
07/09/2009 02:40 AM

Harmonetta: I walk with Jesus daily. Sometimes we go jogging.

This line alone made it orb-worthy to me. I almost choked when I read that.

Bravo.

Major Inconvenience 77 5
07/13/2009 07:53 AM

What's wrong with Daddy Whackum???

P*H*L*A 102,668 12
07/13/2009 08:01 AM

I was very skeptical, but you gotta love the fact that everyone came to comment with different favorite lines. That's not bad.

"The women will cook for the men who love Jesus"-Romans 2:14

Whistler P. McManus 140,808 20
07/13/2009 09:23 AM

I don't mean to be critical, but it isn't exactly infiltrating to just go into a chat room and pretend you belong there. It's not like you had to go to any lengths to pass as a Christian, or whatever it was you did in your last article.

It's kind of like posting on a comedy web site when you aren't funny. It doesn't make you an infiltrator, just a pain in the rest of our asses.

hlm227 0 1
08/23/2009 11:12 PM

this was really funny. The first time I've actually lol'ed from the site