BBQ
A comedy article
by Bayan Rabbani  1,649  3
07/11/2009 10:02 PM 212 views
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A few months back, I had a ridiculous craving for some BBQ.
So, in my delirious state of mind, I set out to find some... at all the wrong places.
http://vimeo.com/5552100
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Hilarious
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Maruti Driver 347  6
07/11/2009 10:07 PM
Man, I swear I heard the woman on the speaker say "We have BBQ Pepsi"
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Bayan Rabbani 1,649 3
07/12/2009 02:54 AM
She did.
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Funny
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A Marinating Sash 1,336 5
07/12/2009 03:45 AM
I'm leaving this site forever.
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Funny
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Redwing 1,935 10
07/12/2009 04:15 AM
Because of a lame-ass copycat video? Wow...
...Well, don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.
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A Marinating Sash 1,336 5
07/12/2009 04:33 AM
No, because of you.
And because I've drank so much today I think that if I fall asleep I may never wake up.
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Dr. Manhole 7,767 8
07/12/2009 05:10 AM
No, I'm very sorry. We have a no barbeque milkshake. I'm very sorry.
Awesome.
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Major Inconvenience 78 5
07/12/2009 06:58 AM
you should have ordered the BBQ Pepsi
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Amusing
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Dr. Manhole 7,767 8
07/12/2009 07:16 AM
Because of a lame-ass copycat video? Wow...
Lame??? I've seen a lot worse.
That was good Bayan, keep it up! Try to work on the endings though...
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Amusing
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Bill the Squirrel 25,487 8
07/12/2009 07:19 AM
Why am I the first person to mention that Bayan sounds like a redneck hillbilly mother-Froster?
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Chuckleworthy
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Dr. Manhole 7,767 8
07/12/2009 07:37 AM
Because you're a squirrel. And squirrels can't talk.
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Dr. Manhole 7,767 8
07/12/2009 07:40 AM
That dosen't make any sence. I'm going to bed now.
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Bill the Squirrel 25,487 8
07/12/2009 07:41 AM
Good night!
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Bayan Rabbani 1,649 3
07/12/2009 11:46 AM
Why am I the first person to mention that Bayan sounds like a redneck hillbilly mother-Froster?
Seriously. It took you people long enough. That's not my real voice though, just an accent (one of many that I do).
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Bayan Rabbani 1,649 3
07/13/2009 08:30 AM
Because of a lame-ass copycat video? Wow...
A few things.
First off, it's very difficult for a man of my caliber (which isn't much, mind you) to acknowledge anyone who isn't ranked in the top 20 on ZUG, however I'm making an exception this once (and probably any and every time. I'm a whore like that).
Secondly, anything I say/do/post/havesexwith on ZUG is completely original in my mind.
Thirdly, I'm hungry. Peace.
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Funny
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Make my Ravos grow! 34,184 10
07/13/2009 07:34 PM
Try to work on the endings though...
Yea, make them happy.
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Maruti Driver 347 6
07/14/2009 12:30 AM
I'm still trying to find out what BBQ Pepsi is. A new drink with Pepsi plus meat? Maybe carbonated BBQ sauce?
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Bayan Rabbani 1,649 3
07/14/2009 02:20 AM
I'm still trying to find out what BBQ Pepsi is. A new drink with Pepsi plus meat? Maybe carbonated BBQ sauce?
Trust me, there's a good chance she was completely stoned.
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Whistler P. McManus 141,347 23
07/14/2009 02:24 AM
If you really think everything you post on ZuG is original, then there's about a 99.99% chance that you are, as well.
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