BC Bud 13,693 15
07/13/2009 10:39 AM

I called her "593-3345". I never did learn her name....

Make my Ravos grow! 62,361 20
07/13/2009 10:50 AM

I've always called my girlfriends by their actual names, so I cannot participate in this thread I guess.


Oh wait...


Damn.

MungChamp 35,886 35
07/13/2009 10:59 AM

I usually just call them "Mistress" and leave the money in an unmarked, plain white envelope.

Pram 78,171 40
07/13/2009 11:29 AM

Boobers.

Mothcleaner 3,704 9
07/13/2009 11:42 AM

Boobers

Huh what?

Hairy Nipples 2,207 7
07/13/2009 11:44 AM

Sugar sphincter

Make my Ravos grow! 62,361 20
07/13/2009 11:47 AM

Huh, I thought Pram's was going to be "Converse".

KChikita Banana Box 124,276 89
07/13/2009 11:48 AM

Boo-boo-kitty-Frost.

Chance, its whats for dinner! 171,220 14
07/13/2009 11:50 AM

HAHA! I use to call Cracka boobers. Damn him. Humpfh!

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
07/13/2009 11:59 AM

I used to call my guy "Spicey" so much that it took me a while to remember he had a real name.

Make my Ravos grow! 62,361 20
07/13/2009 12:20 PM

Humpfh!

I thought that was Nutter's nickname.

The Mailman 174,473 52
07/13/2009 12:47 PM

"Made in China" (because that is what's printed on her back)

Discombobulated 4,322 8
07/13/2009 01:07 PM

Lefty

Pram 78,171 40
07/14/2009 01:53 AM

Huh, I thought Pram's was going to be "Converse".

Nope... "Stinky"!

Lord Biffington 181 5
07/14/2009 03:14 AM

I once called this girl David.

..broke up with me right after..

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
07/14/2009 08:19 AM

I often call my wife "Tina Fey", though only when we're making love and never out loud.

Alarm Clock the Patient Robot 6,338 4
07/14/2009 10:49 AM

Cooter smooch.

Sweet and to the point.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
07/14/2009 02:58 PM

I've been with the current gal for so long that I forget most of the names and faces of the prior ones. I remember all the breasts, though.


The current one I call Mrs. McNeill. She calls me Professor.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
07/14/2009 03:15 PM

I used to call my ex-wife, "You dumb Frost-ing slut". That wasn't a pet name though, it was more just because she was a dumb Frost-ing slut.

A Marinating Sash 1,353 7
07/14/2009 07:48 PM

My wife once called my penis "cute" in front of my friends. I laughed sheepishly as they all made fun of my member....I waited until later to punch her in the face. I'm a real man when it's just me and her.

Alarm Clock the Patient Robot 6,338 4
07/14/2009 07:54 PM

That's awesome MS. I could really learn a thing or two about intimacy from you. That's such a touching your fist to her eye example of a real relationship.

Mr Crabs 301 7
08/06/2009 12:24 PM

Sis

Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member 10,533 11
08/06/2009 12:27 PM

Mommy.

That was generally just after intimacy, while I was still crying though.

She'd bring me warm milk and sing me lullabys until I dozed off too.




I think I might be sharing too much with you people.

Chix is in da house 282,028 58
08/06/2009 12:28 PM

"She who must be obeyed" *







*technically Rumpole used this phrase first but it seemed so fitting I had to adopt it.

Gleeeem 226 4
08/06/2009 12:34 PM

My cute little snailie-poo...because she leaves behind a little slime trail happy path.

Reverend Dave Rodriguez 2,413 0
08/06/2009 12:37 PM

'Get me another beer' is common for me.

Count Ravos 62,361 20
08/06/2009 12:41 PM

*technically Rumpole used this phrase first but it seemed so fitting I had to adopt it.

Rumpolestiltskin!

steamy stool 235 4
08/06/2009 01:17 PM

Rover

Jeeni 43,368 49
08/06/2009 01:18 PM

An old boyfriend called me "kitten" once, but I drew out my claws and scratched his face.

Thud 66,695 17
08/06/2009 05:48 PM

"She who must be obeyed"

When I separated from my first wife, my best friend took to calling her "She who must be divorced".

Unknown Duck 530 6
08/06/2009 05:49 PM

I just used her real name; Alisha Klass

Crash Test Dummy 3,671 9
08/06/2009 06:16 PM

El Chupacabra...


While she was applying a greenish gooey "beauty mask". She swiftly proceded to kick me in the shin.

Millie 116,854 28
08/06/2009 07:23 PM

My old boyfriend used to call me "Honey-Bunny-Baby-Sugar". Seriously. Sometimes, he'd just use the initials: HBBS.

My ex-husband used to call me Sweetness, Creampuff--which morphed into Puffy, and Princess. He had a bunch of other names, too. Even if he was mad at me or yelling at me, he'd use those names.

I called him Puppy. I'm not really sure how that started.

My current boyfriend and I just call each other by our regular names. I can't really think of a name that would be applicable to him, although my friend's teenage daughter calls him "Afro-Chest" after she saw him with a v-neck t-shirt once. When I see her, she says, "Are you still with Afro-Chest? Gross!"

TheVelveTurd 6,551 10
08/07/2009 07:44 AM

Bitch tits

iTweetMyself 5 4
08/07/2009 06:52 PM

Sweetpea.

Yeah I know it's daft, but it's cute :)

Pants 14,209 17
08/07/2009 07:19 PM

Pet Names Revisited


I had a cat that was completely white with the exception of a black splotch on her head so I named her Gorbachev.

Mr Crabs 301 7
08/19/2009 11:40 AM

Amazing...I had a cat that was completely white with the exception of a black splotch from her waist down so I called her Pants!

HUNK OF MEAT 61 3
08/19/2009 12:04 PM

Scruffy the dog
Ive never been into pet names and she wanted us to use them

BarneyBites 2,109 17
08/19/2009 01:27 PM

A year or so into our marriage my wife got real pissed at something I did{I'm ADD so God only knows what it was}She called me a Shakespearehead,With out even thinking I responded with fartface,For the next 5 years or so that was our nicknames.We have been married 23 years now and still going strong.Except for that whole forgetting our anniversary thing.

Pants 14,209 17
08/19/2009 05:30 PM

We have been married 23 years now and still going strong.

God, her cooch must resemble an old sweat sock.

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Zolton 87,649 31
08/19/2009 05:31 PM

Dude, he's been married for 23 years.

The closest he's getting to cooch these days is an old sweat sock.

The Infant in Infantry 1,071 7
08/19/2009 05:40 PM

Buttcheese