BC Bud 11,107 10
07/13/2009 07:39 PM

I called her "593-3345". I never did learn her name....

Make my Ravos grow! 33,518 9
07/13/2009 07:50 PM

I've always called my girlfriends by their actual names, so I cannot participate in this thread I guess.


Oh wait...


Damn.

MungChamp 22,286 16
07/13/2009 07:59 PM

I usually just call them "Mistress" and leave the money in an unmarked, plain white envelope.

Pram 52,789 9
07/13/2009 08:29 PM

Boobers.

Mothcleaner 3,592 5
07/13/2009 08:42 PM

Boobers

Huh what?

Hairy Nipples 2,111 5
07/13/2009 08:44 PM

Sugar sphincter

Make my Ravos grow! 33,518 9
07/13/2009 08:47 PM

Huh, I thought Pram's was going to be "Converse".

KChikita Banana Box 50,118 11
07/13/2009 08:48 PM

Boo-boo-kitty-Frost.

Chance, its whats for dinner! 168,025 11
07/13/2009 08:50 PM

HAHA! I use to call Cracka boobers. Damn him. Humpfh!

UnderWhere? 72,672 15
07/13/2009 08:59 PM

I used to call my guy "Spicey" so much that it took me a while to remember he had a real name.

Make my Ravos grow! 33,518 9
07/13/2009 09:20 PM

Humpfh!

I thought that was Nutter's nickname.

The Mailman 129,521 14
07/13/2009 09:47 PM

"Made in China" (because that is what's printed on her back)

Discombobulated 2,121 5
07/13/2009 10:07 PM

Lefty

Pram 52,789 9
07/14/2009 10:53 AM

Huh, I thought Pram's was going to be "Converse".

Nope... "Stinky"!

Lord Biffington 177 3
07/14/2009 12:14 PM

I once called this girl David.

..broke up with me right after..

Professor Nutbutter 150,745 13
07/14/2009 05:19 PM

I often call my wife "Tina Fey", though only when we're making love and never out loud.

Alarm Clock the Patient Robot 5,883 4
07/14/2009 07:49 PM

Cooter smooch.

Sweet and to the point.

Whistler P. McManus 140,522 20
07/14/2009 11:58 PM

I've been with the current gal for so long that I forget most of the names and faces of the prior ones. I remember all the breasts, though.


The current one I call Mrs. McNeill. She calls me Professor.

Bill the Squirrel 25,292 8
07/15/2009 12:15 AM

I used to call my ex-wife, "You dumb Frost-ing slut". That wasn't a pet name though, it was more just because she was a dumb Frost-ing slut.

A Marinating Sash 1,336 5
07/15/2009 04:48 AM

My wife once called my penis "cute" in front of my friends. I laughed sheepishly as they all made fun of my member....I waited until later to punch her in the face. I'm a real man when it's just me and her.

Alarm Clock the Patient Robot 5,883 4
07/15/2009 04:54 AM

That's awesome MS. I could really learn a thing or two about intimacy from you. That's such a touching your fist to her eye example of a real relationship.

Mr Crabs 276 3
08/06/2009 09:24 PM

Sis

Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member 7,936 6
08/06/2009 09:27 PM

Mommy.

That was generally just after intimacy, while I was still crying though.

She'd bring me warm milk and sing me lullabys until I dozed off too.




I think I might be sharing too much with you people.

Chix is in da house 237,753 14
08/06/2009 09:28 PM

"She who must be obeyed" *







*technically Rumpole used this phrase first but it seemed so fitting I had to adopt it.

Gleeeem 224 1
08/06/2009 09:34 PM

My cute little snailie-poo...because she leaves behind a little slime trail happy path.

Reverend Dave Rodriguez 2,330 0
08/06/2009 09:37 PM

'Get me another beer' is common for me.

Count Ravos 33,518 9
08/06/2009 09:41 PM

*technically Rumpole used this phrase first but it seemed so fitting I had to adopt it.

Rumpolestiltskin!

steamy stool 224 2
08/06/2009 10:17 PM

Rover

Jeeni 10,885 10
08/06/2009 10:18 PM

An old boyfriend called me "kitten" once, but I drew out my claws and scratched his face.

Thud 52,974 10
08/07/2009 02:48 AM

"She who must be obeyed"

When I separated from my first wife, my best friend took to calling her "She who must be divorced".

Unknown Duck 498 1
08/07/2009 02:49 AM

I just used her real name; Alisha Klass

Crash Test Dummy 3,505 7
08/07/2009 03:16 AM

El Chupacabra...


While she was applying a greenish gooey "beauty mask". She swiftly proceded to kick me in the shin.

Millie 106,750 10
08/07/2009 04:23 AM

My old boyfriend used to call me "Honey-Bunny-Baby-Sugar". Seriously. Sometimes, he'd just use the initials: HBBS.

My ex-husband used to call me Sweetness, Creampuff--which morphed into Puffy, and Princess. He had a bunch of other names, too. Even if he was mad at me or yelling at me, he'd use those names.

I called him Puppy. I'm not really sure how that started.

My current boyfriend and I just call each other by our regular names. I can't really think of a name that would be applicable to him, although my friend's teenage daughter calls him "Afro-Chest" after she saw him with a v-neck t-shirt once. When I see her, she says, "Are you still with Afro-Chest? Gross!"

TheVelveTurd 4,928 3
08/07/2009 04:44 PM

Bitch tits

iTweetMyself 5 2
08/08/2009 03:52 AM

Sweetpea.

Yeah I know it's daft, but it's cute :)

Pants 12,157 13
08/08/2009 04:19 AM

Pet Names Revisited


I had a cat that was completely white with the exception of a black splotch on her head so I named her Gorbachev.

Mr Crabs 276 3
08/19/2009 08:40 PM

Amazing...I had a cat that was completely white with the exception of a black splotch from her waist down so I called her Pants!

HUNK OF MEAT 61 1
08/19/2009 09:04 PM

Scruffy the dog
Ive never been into pet names and she wanted us to use them

BarneyBites 450 8
08/19/2009 10:27 PM

A year or so into our marriage my wife got real pissed at something I did{I'm ADD so God only knows what it was}She called me a Shakespearehead,With out even thinking I responded with fartface,For the next 5 years or so that was our nicknames.We have been married 23 years now and still going strong.Except for that whole forgetting our anniversary thing.

Pants 12,157 13
08/20/2009 02:30 AM

We have been married 23 years now and still going strong.

God, her cooch must resemble an old sweat sock.

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Zolton 70,310 8
08/20/2009 02:31 AM

Dude, he's been married for 23 years.

The closest he's getting to cooch these days is an old sweat sock.

The Infant in Infantry 979 4
08/20/2009 02:40 AM

Buttcheese